Went to "4 hand massage by pretty Chinese girls" that advertised on back page. They're on 11 Ave Down town. As I entered the room they asked me if I like the smell both laughing. I guess they were trying to point out that the guy before was a bit smelly. I couldn't quite tell if there was a faint smell of body odor in the room as it was covered by the smell of scented oil. So I answered " Not bad" to which they both broke into hysterical bouts of laughter asking "you like, you like? Is like perfume no?" . Based on their reaction, I am seriously considering stand up comedy. Started with good hard massage with sheets on, then continued with sheets off. Throughout the massage they conversed in what I think was Chinese, and annoyingly giggled the whole time. I'm tall, attractive, well built and the equipment is no laughing matter but I could imagine how at best someone would live that place wondering if they had a pimple on their ass and at worst fearing to disrobe in front of another woman. I chose to think I had a pimple on my ass. I won't go back even if it heals. I had better two hand massages and the fact that the touches were very uncoordinated gave me the sensation that there were four people massaging me each using their clumsy left hand. I left feeling like I had to go get a massage, which I did.