493 (I think? or 453) Queen St W (At Spadina) - Funny Story!

[KLH]

Ok I know this place is well known. They have over 10 ads with different numbers in the Eye Weekly and Inside Magazine which all take you to the same location on Queen St.

Its 493 I think and there are 2 floors, both are MPs and there are about 10 or so girls who work there and the price is extremely low like $60 for a half hour. Yes I've been there before just once and the girl I had was actually decent but the place was like the McDonalds of MPs I mean you go in, you pay, you go behind a curtain, get your thing done and all the while you hear people 10-15 feet away from you getting their thing done at the exact same time. While you're on your way out you pass gentlemen who try and avoid eye contact while they wait for their turn up to bat.

Personally I do not recommend or go to places like this myself but its on Queen St. and ironically across from the McDonalds. If you're drunk enough to waste cash on food like McDonalds you're probably drunk enough to waste cash on 493 Queen St. W Apt B.

So my story is short but kind of funny and I thought I would share it. Walkin on Queen St. after a night of drinking, came across the escort place, mentioned it to a friend, drunk ideas took over and we ended up walking upstairs. This isnt the worse decision I've ever made btw but I must admit drunk ideas usually ruin the night, like when someone said the word MONTREAL and 3 hours later I was 350KM down the 401 passed the point of no return.

Anyways we get upstairs and me and friend #1 have no plans of intercourse with any of the girls but my friend Mike is horny so we wait, the place is PACKED (seriously) so mike goes into the washroom to take a shit.

He's in there for like 10 minutes and when he comes out, the lady who takes the money YELLS at him and says "WHY U DO THIS, WHY U DO THIS. YOU JERK OFF IN WASHROOM SO NO CUM FAST WITH GIRL" and my friend says "No, I just had to take a shit, you can smell it yourself."

Within 15 seconds the whole place smelled like putrid rotten eggs and we left laughing our heads off.

That is my story.

 

[tracie]

I cant believe he would take a shit in a unknown place and expect the session to go well, no shower? Nothing... kinda gross.....

 

[damnyankeega]

I think you're missing his message. They went in, DRUNK! Who would go sober, knowing what he knows about this place? I had a nice chuckle. I can just hear the lady yelling at him. At that point, I don't think they even cared about getting their rocks off. The fun had already been had.

What I want to know is - did you at least make it to Montreal and party a little?

 

[Ultra-geek]

As they said drink took over the night! These places along Queen st w. $60 , 15 min. Lol. Girls are nasty.

 

[vigilius]

Yes the night started out drinking at Yonge and Bloor (korean bar at isabella and Yonge). i hate to admit it but we were a little drunk and my friend was driving but he only had about 3 beers. he cares too much for his car to risk getting into an accident.

anyways i get a text message from my ex girlfriend who ive been in contact with the last few months prior to the trip just to chat and see how things are going, she asks if there is any good restaurants downtown, i ask where she is, she says shes at Jarvis and Queen walkin down the street. im like Im litteraly 5 minutes away.

we drive by, now this is funny, jarvis / college is a prostitute area, and we see them walking down the street. so we honk/flash the lights at them and say "hey hey hey!! hurry up cross the street!" they ignore us. im litteraly yelling out the window and they dont even turn their head, so i call her and im like are you freaking blind? do you not see me? she turns around immediately and heads to the car. she tells me over the last 5 minutes at least 5 different johns honked at them tryin to pick em up thinking they were prostitutes.

anyways we went back to the korean place, got a lil more drunk and yes we partied in montreal for 3 days it was great it was nice being with her again. we stayed 1 day longer than my friend and her friend who left the day before in car and we took a train back.

it was my first time in montreal and it was the farthest ive ever been from toronto and i must say i have never felt so relieved of stress as i did for those 3 days. i was out $1000 by the end of the 3 days though.

good times.

 

[David S]

So, your drunken buddy paid $60 just to take a shit at this incall at 453 Queen St. W Apt B, and didn't even get a blowjob? Well, if the law didn't have the address already, they do now.

 

[alep21]

probably 2 drunk guys in Mcdonald's were waiting, one guy went to the washroom and 10 minutes later the manager is yelling WHY U DO THIS, WHY U DO THIS. YOU SHIT IN WASHROOM SO NO GIRL ENJOY BIG MAC. But no, I was just jerking off, look at my splooge on the walls, toilet seat, the sink

 

[LovingMyHusband]

Sammy, if you really want to have a good time in Montreal, next time go with your buddies and leave the girlfriends at home. There is some good time hobbying to be had in Montreal. And typically much more affordable than Toronto.

 

[Mr Bored sober]

What a charming story!

 

[josh k]

Hilarious!!!!!!