A Little Help.... Noob Questions to first time MP Experience

[MORRISON ALDRICH]

Hello all, looking at taking the first time plunge at an MP. I am sure these questions are better answered on PM so please do, the greater the detail the better. I am sure they are stupid questions but any help would be greatly appreciated.



1) I am interested in the royal spa, what is a reverse massage what is deluxe shower session? Is it worth paying more?

2)Clearly this isn't full service, but what the hell does a session with an mp look like? Is there kissing? Do you wear a condom? Does she tell you when you have to pop? Do you pop on her? If so can you suggest where you would like to pop? (I am an assman what can I say)

3) Do you tip them on top of the fees?

4) Do they shower with you? Do you shower before, after or both

5) Are they going to say anything to me thats MP "code" for something different that because I am first timing have no idea what they are saying?

6) Any big no no's I should know about?

7)Who would you suggest for first timer at royal?

Thanks all just want to have a good idea of what I am getting myself into before I take the plunge.

 

[Pompal 09.]

1. Steeles Royale is a top notch spa. Good choice.

Nude Reverse is where you get to massage (ie: GROPE her while she lies down and lets you!). Shower Massage is where you and her get all soapy together in the shower and rub up against each other.

What you want to start with is the 40 minute Body Slide. This is where she does all the work! Nice back massage by a beautiful naked woman for ten-fiteen minutes. Then you flip over (you do it if she doesn't suggest you turn over after 15 min) and she starts massaging your front.

Soon enough she will start rubbing your johnson. She will progress to rubbing her body all over yours (body slide). This is where the difference in girls comes into play. And you will only know when you have experienced her if she is good and/or you click with her).

You can pretty much touch her all you want, unless she has restrictions on touching or fingers in her pussy. Boobs and ass are within limits. It cannot be emphasized enough that your hygiene is CRITICAL. Invest $25 in a manicure to make sure your fingers and fingernails are nice and smooth !

Speaking of hygiene.

NOTHING is more important to a good session. DO NOT hesitate or even suggest you "just had a shower at the gym etc". Get into the shower with enthusiasm and wash, wash, wash. And then wash your balls, feet, armpits, fingers, hands, your assHOLE, under your foreskin (fiveskin if you are big!) EVERYTHING. Nothing turns a girl off more than a whiff of shit, BO, piss, foot cheese, dick cheeze etc

INVEST 7 minutes in a deep and thorough shower. She will not return for 10 minutes even if you walked in naked and ready to go, so INVEST in your session by washing. Have I made my point?!?!

2. No way is there full service at SRM so don't even ask. You may turn off/piss off the girl for no good reason, so don't even bother.

I'd not bother trying for kissing either. Usually you pop in her hand when YOU are ready. Many girls offer a Russian finish between the boobs. If she does, it is included in the price of the Body Slide session. If she doesn't, then she doesn't. Do not get it on her face. Despite the excellent acting on the porn videos, women generally don't like this. Especially a girl who sees a pint of goo every day!

If you like asses, then there is an Italian option in many body slides available. This is rubbing between her ass cheeks and coming on the small of her back. Do not try to get your dick near her pussy or you will find the session comes to a quick and unsatisfactory early end! Again, if the girl is cool with this italian job, then it is in included in the Body Slide price.

3 You can tip them on top of the fees. You can buy them a new Mercedes if you like. You can buy me one too. But generally, the fee for the Body Slide is all that is expected. You will not be made to feel bad, nor does the girl expect anythign more than your fee, a sincere verbal expression of your appreciation for her efforts ("That was awesome... thanks so much for making such a great effort to make me happy... you made my day!") goes a lot further than an extra $20. A lot of Sad Sack's get into this whole fantasy of thinking they have something "special" with some girl and bring her chocolates or flowers etc. Instant branding as being a doofus. Now, if she really and truly goes beyond the norm to work extra hard then by all means, look after her with a little somethign extra. For example. I recently went to a MPA and saw a great girl. We had a nice (standard) time for an hour 2 SOG. As I was leaving I spotted another even hotter girl that I just HAD to see naked. So I took a session with her and she had to work extra hard to get me off a third time. I put an extra $20 in her purse as she couldn't use that hand for an hour or so!

4) Generally, you shower by yourself when you come in. She comes into the room after you have your shower, have lied down on the bed and relaxed. Don't cover yourself up with a towel either. It can confuse the girl and maybe make her suspect you are a cop etc.

After the session, the girls at SRM will also have a shower. If you want her to shower with you, just ask. She can say yes or no. Every girl is different. I always get them to give my back a good wash with a soapy washcloth to get all the baby oil off.

5) No code words.

6) Do not decline the "offer" to take a shower. Act as if you LOVE showers and can't wait to clean your ass yet again today! Do not bother asking about FS, about how many guys she sees, how much she makes etc. I often ask if they have done anything fun or exciting lately. Travelled etc? Do not act like you are too cool to be there.

7) Go in and see the lineup. Pick who you like the look of and you get the best vibe from. At SRM you have a pretty good chance that whomever you pick will provide good service. You don't know enough about what you like in terms of type of service so just go with your gut.

Most of all, smile, be pleasant, confident and have fun!

Make this a sticky!

 

[prinsezz2000]

WOW!!! Now that's a description!!! Well done Rub100!

I'm gonna say 2 things, if u like to kiss ask who's open to it. And 2nd, u should be able to pop elsewhere besides her hand. A BS is to make u pop, but a BS is a BS, not a HJ.

I'm so impressed. *applause*

 

[Daisy Blaahhh]

He forgot oral hygene

I never go to a MP unless I thoroughly shower at home and brush and floss

Even if you do not need the shower at the MP use it and keep it running for a good five minutes as she can hear it

With this in mind you may want to ask before going if they have a shower in the room

No shower in room I do not go, Star Studio being the exception but I shower at home first

As far as asking for extras ( Russians, kissing etc ) I wait to see if she has warmed up to me. If it seems she wants to keep her distance I do not ask ( and do not repeat )

Blow Jobs are off the menu unless she brings the topic up

Listen to MPAsquared as she is in the business. I think she runs MUSE

 

[DSu]

Thanks guys! Great info. Is there anyone at royal spa you would recommend for a first timer? I am all about the "italian" when should I ask? Does anyone know of any girls at royal that might accomodate?

 

[D T]

Put your question in the massage section and you will get your answers

 

[Crystal]

The famous Christine is not to be missed and speaks italian like no other! But she is not easy to book and you will be spoiled for the rest of your life. Not an easy performance to top and hard to find a nicer, more pleasant fun, sexy decent girl.

 

[Justin Walker]

Cheers I will look into christine

Though Shakira caught my eye.

 

[~chalbri~ loves AmStaffs]

nice guide

 

[Wackoz]

i can't seem to find christine on the list!

 

[Eic]

nm found her my bday

 

[Rachel B]

Treat her like a lady. Don't treat her any less. She literally has you by the balls.

 

[BARRY B]

Jesus - one helluva thorough guide!

My only additional comment is that things loosen up if you see a girl regularly (but not so regularly that she thinks you've fallen for her).

Rubbing your cock on her ass (not IN it) is pretty common - not a lot of resistance there.

Blowjobs definitely happen on occasion, and DATY happens more, but neither is in any way guaranteed. Actual intercourse is pretty much unheard of, unless you're actually in a full-service place.

Kissing is rare but occasional, and definitely depends on whether or not she's into you.

Go ahead and suggest what you like, be specific but not blunt. She's there to make you happy, and she'll try to do so in a way that still allows her to not catch any diseases and not lose self-respect.

I do think some of these guys err on the TOO polite side for my taste, but then I'm not in the room with them! *lol*

If you like to rub it on her tits or ass, ask for it. It's not that big of a deal and no one's catching any STDs.

If you ask for something that makes her uncomfortable, she just won't do it.

 

[a7x2121]

Can anyone tell me....when you pay for nude reverse , are you normally allowed to suckle on the girl's nipples, or is that considered an "extra charge" or off-limits?

 

[FrittyKitty]

It depends on the girl. She may say no nipple play or sucking because she's sensitive.

But it's either part of the NR or not. Never heard of up charging for boobage play.

 

[opheliasez]

Do any of you know which MPs are ok with daty? i have a couple regulars that i see but they are both on vacation and id really like to see someone tonite or tomorrow. i dont want to waste any money searching for someone to be ok with it, been there done that and spent a lot of cash finding the 2 that i use. Im looking for the mississauga brampton area.

 

[Cutieputootie]

That's a very bold request from someone on their first post. You might want to share some of your experiences, maybe even tell us who your regulars are before you become so bold in your line of questioning.

 

[DeepThrust]

Either a kid or an officer.

 

[Crikey a Wild Ski Bum]

Waitaminute. Are you actually suggesting that people ask at reception who's open to kissing?

 

[tinkrbel93]

They ask a lot more than just about kissing. I've heard overheard some crazy ass question waiting in lounges of fine MPs all across this city.