Alice at Lotus

[Standyourground]

Alice at Lotus

The reason why It happened
I didn’t want to see the 3 ring circus (GF, her offspring, and the yorkshire terror) this weekend, so there I was all alone this morning all jacked-up on java surfing Art on the internet. (porn is Art right? ) No sports on DTV so flipped over to BEV for some adult viewing pleasure and “oh my”, what’s this?
“South American Pie 3” – Man I dig S.A. babes! So I’m watching these smokin hot young S.A. hineys being punctured by pink steel and “all of a sudden”, my cock & balls are outta my shorts and lefty is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle! How could this have happened???

The moment of truth arrives – do I finish what has started or pay someone else to do it? I’m too confused so I let Herman decide. “Take me shopping!” he bellows. FINE! I check my to-do list and choose Shayna from SP/DIR = no response. I’m not into fuckin around, let’s just take the gang to Guildford Poon Mall. (Lotus). I phone, 4 girls on = let’s bolt!!!

The Happenstance
A pretty hostess greets me and I ask to see the line-up. The parade consists of 3 girls, one named Cici and 2 others. Hey, wait a minute? I thought there were 4? Quick mind math = Hostess is do-able!!! “How bout you honey?” = Okay!! Alice is her name. Pretty face, warm personality and extremely sexy feet!! (Foot Fetishist here!) I choose 45 minutes for .5

Starts out with actually a fairly decent massage, says she practiced back in China. She says she’s 24, been here for 6 months and at Lotus for about 3 months. Usually works only Thursday to Saturday. I tell her which areas to work and she obliges. She catches me looking at the clock and says “don’t worry, only 10 minutes for massage, and proceeds with a sensual leg massage with a few rubs up against Herman. I ask about full service and we negotiate for $.4 plus tip if she performs good = Deal. I mentioned that IVY had a good time with my tongue and asked if she’d like some. She said she didn’t really like that but If I wanted to, it would be okay.

Do the flip and she starts lubing me up for an HJ. I ask about a BJ and she says “okay” and mumbles something about “with or without condom?”. Full salute! Herman’s got a Helmut on! So……. BBBJ?
“You pay extra?” How about another green? = ok. CIM? = NOT! (drats!) She bolts to get mouthwash and I’m thinking, If you want to gargle, how bout cum gargling? (visions of a funnel and PAM spray pop into my mind – god damn porn! )

I sit on the edge of the table, she gets on her knees, and applies her oral technique onto my fuckstick. Good suction when she’s doin the bob, (oh those ears are lookin like mighty fine handles!) but that’s only intermittently. Most of the BJ was her taking the head in the mouth and swirling her tongue around. Didn’t really do it for me. Rubbed her back and tweeked her lovely nipples all the while. She has amazing natural Nunga-Nungas. (my GF’s kids name for fun bags – she read a book called “knocked out by my Nunga-Nungas”….geez, kids these days) I would guess about a B-cup, though I’m a total ignoranamus when it comes to tits as I’m all about feet, lips and ass. (about a size 6 foot and sexy – maybe a footjob in the future - hmmm)

Next, onto the main event. I get her positioned at the corner of the table on her back and start doin the slow poke thang. Her moans are convincing and she seems to be into this as she’s very wet – either natural wetness or applied lube that I didn’t see. Like a lot of pooners, when the girl is into it, it gets us even more into it. I continue the slow poke for a while, but her moans make me switch gears and soon I’m goin Johnny Jackhammer on her with my hands grasping her ankles and kissing her feet. She’s giving me the “deer in the headlights” look as the wet smacking sounds fill the air. Everything is all good and soon Mr. Johnson is releasing the juice crew! AHHHHH – all good in da hood for me! BUT! She’s looking up at me with a glare of confusion = “more please!”. Sorry babe, Elvis has left the building!

I felt guilty as I normally make sure the woman gets her “O”, but today the wrong head was in command and I was somewhat selfish.

Looks = 8 (extra point for her feet and Nunga-Nungas)
Attitude = 9 (Extremely sweet girl willing to please)
Service = 7.5 (.5 point loss for weird BJ tom foolery)

Damage - .5 for the room + $.4 for Alice + .4 for tip/bbbj = $$.3

Repeat – YES! Not only for her great attitude, tits, and feet, but to make up for her not getting her “O”.

Notes: She has a slightly overgrown bush which could use a trim, BJ guidance would be recommended and if BBBJ was negotiable = YMMV for menu options (LFK/DFK/ear handlebars/turkish drillpress…)
I asked her if she liked Vancouver and she replied reluctantly that she does like it but she’s lonely and has no real friends, having left her whole family back in China. Treat her well guys, she’s 1 sweet girl!

Cheers

 

[Pompal 09.]

This has to be one of my all time favourite reads! That was the funniest review I've seen in a long time. Way to go Nylon69. Keep up the good work and have fun.

 

[I Rock Socks]

Nylon I gotta say you got a way with words bro!

Thanks for the great read and the report of Alice, might have to check her
out if I can get past Rebecca !!

Oh yah, if you're a feet, ass and lips man, you gotta check out Mimi,
shit there I go again, I mean Exotic Gin, just did a review of her in the
escort section. You will not believe the doggy !! Or anything else on this
honey for sure !


...........QM'r

 

[t (2)]

Q'Miler, I have the greatest respect for your contribution to the board but sometimes I scratch my head. You have been raving about Lotus for months and NEVER mentioned Rebecca took appointments or was available until Nylon's review. Now you admit you have been visiting her for months and she is your all time favourite. Before this revelation you have been shamelesly promoting Lotus and every girl there non stop for months with out a mention of seeing Rebecca intimately. ie having a thing for the owner without mentioning it until now and excessivelt promoting the agency. .

The fact you were seeing her for sessions without letting board members know while at the same promoting her agency is blatantly shilling her business for the last several months. Also, every girl you see is fabulous. Actually, you see so many girls how can you profess to respect any of them . I frequent many of the asian places you do and I feel you are using your board status to advance yourself with the providers at least this is the impression I have gotten when talking to a some of the ladies you have visited.

In your opinion they are all the best and receive nothing but rave reviews. Is exotic Gin your all time favourite today. Can not wait until tomorrow to see who the poster girl for that day is.

You will lose credibility because all you posts are very glowing and you discuss the subject of what you will post with the majority of the ladies you visit. I am particularly diasppointed with your relation and promotion of Lotus.

I am not trying to say that your comments are not helpful but to a large extent they are self motivated and the reasons for your excessive promotion of Lotus and others is now very transparent. Gin is great but I don't recall you reviewing her when she was a Fox. No mileage?

Maybe you are just posting with your heart not your head. But you have crossed a line usually reserved for poiiticians and "conflict of interest" guidelines.

 

[Dirtbiker2714]

Nun-ga nun-ga .......... LOL !

So would her ass be bunga bungas ?

 

[Live Life Love]

http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=54472&highlight=lotus

Seems to me that QM posted a review of Rebecca a few days prior to Nylon's review.

http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=54472&highlight=lotus

QM's review of Mimi while she was a Fox.

http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=48472&highlight=mimi

QM IMO is definetely not a shill. He seems to get along with these girls and is willing to share his experiences and for that he should be commended and not condemned. He's had good a good time at Lotus and wants to promote them what's the harm? To me a shill is someone who promotes a girl that is a WOT or a ripoff.

 

[Alper Tunga K]

Daboneman, very much appreciated your back up and thanks for that !


..........QM'r

Now as for Westender.........

 

[mnkypprs]

westender, you're way off base w your criticisms of QM.

We all have different styles for pooning and QM's style is evident in his reviews. He seems to like building a relationship and connecting w the SP. Nothing wrong with that. eforum.xxx readers must read all reviews with a grain of salt.

Maybe you should TOFTT, post some reviews and actually contribute to the board before insulting a respected eforum.xxx member.

 

[WhatFunHeresLisa]

Thanks and appreciated.


It's no secret she takes appointments and has been in this biz for quite
sometime therefore never thought to mention it. I was asked by a fellow pooner through PM if she did, cuz he didn't know.
Maybe that's what you should have done.
Here's my first review of Rebecca, well over a year ago!
http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=29363&highlight=rebecca




We're talking about girls who provide a service not a string of girl friends
here.


Advance myself? In what possible way other than knowing them on a more
personal basis and becoming familiar.




You better read some more of my reviews since you find me so fascinating,
there are lots of places in them where I've offered the negative.
Exotic Gin definately falls into my top five list, there's a difference from all
time fav to that.




Listen bud, I don't know how long you've been pooning but after you've
been a member for as long as I have and put tons of effort and time into
writing reviews to share with others, which btw I have not had one
pooner come back to me saying I was outta line with my review on any
girl that he has seen after following it up!
With some girls I ask if I can review them, just outta consideration for there
privacy. Some girls don't want certain things revealed at times and there
fore becomes a YMMV situation. Sometimes reviews don't contain certain
"facts" and are left to the next guy to discover. Like possibly BBBJ's and
other menu items.



I'm glad you've found some positive in my comments and I'm not trying to
make enemies here, but when you live out in the valley and to even drive
to Lotus is a 40 minute drive, it's pretty damn tuff to get into the big
city to poon. For me I find it the best place within my reach for service
as the rest of the places out here have a long way to go to reach the
quality of what you get at Lotus.
On occasion I do travel outta the valley but not very often.
Oh and here's my review of Mimi when she was a Fox.
http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=48472&highlight=mimi



Me thinks you think to much ! We're talking about pooning after all.
Btw, the only line I could be accused of crossing is actually having made
some wonderful friends in this hobby.
Just ask Rebecca about that the next time you're at Lotus.
Then again I believe she respects me as well and just might tell you to take
a flying leap. Perhaps that is what I should have said to you, but it's not my way.

Anyway I hope you had fun with your mini rant and I do believe you had
genuine concerns being a newbie.
I look forward to a long and great membership on this board from you and
I'm sure looking forward to your string of reviews that you will post in the future and as time goes on your credibility with such will be made or
broken from feedback by others who follow up on your reviews.
That's the ticket.

Participation on the board is what it's all about my friend !!
By posting and recieving feedback you will earn your "credibility"
by others who see the girls you post about and offer their feedback.
Time to get busy my friend !!


............QM'r

 

[Seraphin Falls]

Thanks very much to you too Hoops your comment is appreciated and I'm
humbled by it.

Normally I don't take offence to the newbies criticism but in retrospect
every new member can become a valuable contributor and I gave him the
benefit of the doubt........this time !!

After all he did have genuine concerns cuz his head was itchy !!

Oh yah almost forgot I wonder if Nylon minds that his thread
got hijacked about his review of.......... LOTUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

............QM'r

 

[good y tu shoes]

Whatever. We are all entitled to our view of things. My view, my flack from posters, my reasoning is dead on, my opinion still stands, my-opic rhetoric, my adversity to board members banding together- My My My etc. etc.. The thread wasn't hijacked it was about Lotus and your hype QM. Weak come back but nice try. No one said anybody had to agree with me so live with it as I will and we can all move on.

 

[kinky_scotty]

Yes, let's move on.
I look forward to your reviews westender.

 

[Spice Man]

QM subscribes to the same theories which I follow: Treat them nice and yee shall be rewarded many times over. Works for him and it works for others also.

He know how to threat the ladies. And they return the favor.

 

[rurouni]

Just read this thread and I have to say first of all to nylon69... very nicely done review. It was very informative and very entertaining. Couple of observations from your review:

• Shayna from the B&S has retired from the biz, but I've heard rumblings about her starting an agency.
  
• For some strange reason most Asian bush that I've seen, and I've seen a lot , could use a weedwacker to knock back some of the overgrowth.

I also wanted to throw my support behind Quarter Mile'r as well. He's one of the most genuine posters on here. He's provided solid reviews since day one and for anyone to call him a shill for Lotus is only looking at a small part of the picture. If he's a shill for Lotus, what is he doing giving good reviews to ladies at Buffalo Spa, Famous, Prosper, and independants like Holly and Juicy?

Sorry, but for a guy with so few posts on here, if you're going to call "Shill" you should actually take the time to build up your board credibility and then do some research on the guy you're going to accuse first. To me calling shill so soon makes you look ignorant or someone with an axe to grind...

 

[Kairi]

Agreed 100 percent

Quarter does a lot of footwork, and is an excellent contributer to eforum.xxx

Keep up the good work, and dont change one bit

Jack

 

[Mexxia]

Agreed, I like this guys style of posting. Keep it up man !


..........QM'r

 

[BPDguy]

To HAW and JF, yah I've moved on and just wanted to say thanks to you
guys for your input.

HAW, btw, have never been to Prosper maybe that's just an oversight on
your part but have done reviews on a couple of girls from there who worked at other places in the past. Being Sasha, god she was cute, and Yuka who now seems to work there. Saw her when she was Indy at Burnaby micro. But will add, Fantasy spa, Ocean Relaxation, Kenlinex, ah excuse me,
Kleenex , Roses in Abby(Now gone), Relaxation massage, etc, etc.

Oh my, and how could we forget Miss Fame, Tina at New world/Regent...
.......sigh !.........damn, still miss her but 'nuff said.

Ahhh, my apologies, I did say I moved on, got carried away there, damn
good stuff that Bushmills.

Oh yah, JF?, no worries lad, ain't gonna change one bit, like they say
can't teach an old dog new tricks!
Be no changes from me bro!

............QM'r

 

[Sarita]

Well a person has to admit that he may have jumped to conclusions. QM you have a lot of support from a lot of people so:: I guess I was off base.

Carry on dude. You are a big contributor to the board. I guess I could learn something from you.

 

[delphispolaris]

No worries bud, like you said, everyone's entitled to their own opinion,
and we can have an off day. If you ever need any info/help just pm me
man. I'll do my best to help you with whatever I can.

Btw, good on ya bro!! Keep on pooning.


.........QM'r

 

[DRO]

So you know Tina too huh? Yah wasn't she something !!
I'll never forget her contagious laugh, what a sweetheart.
Her and I hit it off pretty good for sometime, a good friend she was too!

Actually called her a week or so ago to touch base and yes she has retired
from the biz and is in China as we speak. I wish her all the best of luck
in her future, she really does deserve it.

...........QM'r