Alley Cats & Serenity

[Ashley .]

Local boy from surrey.

I have visited Lotus and Red Chambers. Have a interest in Serenity or Alley Cats. Just wanted people's opinion on them? Also wanted to know whats included in the pricing? Hj? CBJ? FS? How's the girls at each place?

thanks

 

[Candy B]

Alley Cats & Serenity

bro,

avoid this joint. total rip-off. lotsa dos and donts. the girls mostly do it just for the sake of money. totally rushed and rude attitude. not worth spending your hard earned money.

iron chef

 

[Mommy to 3]

Alley Cats & Serenity

Avoid Alley Cats,

Never been there, but too many bad post about this place, no need for anyone TOFTT. Do a search, and you will see a lot of unhappy post about this place.

Cheers

 

[kpk]

Alley Cats & Serenity

Surrite. You show Guest status. Not sure what that means but I take it you're new.

I tell ya what, fill me in on Lotus and Red Chambers and then I'll give you the rundown on Serenity.

 

[MiakoSamuio]

Alley Cats & Serenity

Had to weigh in on this one: Avoid Alley Cats if you can. It seems cheap, but the "all inclusive" is just an hj, and it can cost alot more if you want anything more than that. Went there once, spent some time with a girl who was still losing her pregnancy weight (she seemed fine at first). She would barely touch me and made the whole thing seem like a negotiation instead of letting me relax. That experience put me off of MPs for a while.

As for Lotus, it's a little better cost wise and more like a regular MP, but you show up and are ushered into a room and joined by a girl (not of your choice) shortly. Standard rules and not really rushed (the shower in the room was nice, too), and comparitively cheap, but I'd rather have a choice of who I spend my time with. Better than Alley Cats, but (even in Surrey) there must be better places.

Can't provide any info on Serenity or Red Chamber, though, so I'd like to hear your two cents.

 

[fabiolapistola]

Alley Cats & Serenity

Have been to Lotus a number of times in the past and met by Rebbeca,
she is a great gal (She gives an awesome massage) always let me choose who I would like to see.
All you need do is ask who is on shift and take your pick or phone
ahead and find out who is working. Always have felt comfortable
at Lotus.

Have you tried Famous by the T&T supermarket?


.............QM'r

 

[Pompal 09.]

Alley Cats & Serenity

Went to Serenity once several years ago. Was met at the door by an attractive blonde girl who explained pricing etc. Then was shown some rooms with varying prices and layouts. Picked a room and time period and then showered down the hall as I recall.

When the knock at the door came for her to enter I was a little surprised as it was the blonde with this tattooed skinny brunette saying that it was actually the brunette's turn to have a client and that she would be my masseuse. OK didn't seem right but whatever.

She has me lay on my stomach on the bed and kind of sits on the bed beside me me and pours oil all over my back and then kind of sloppily worked it in.
Within 10 mins or so she wants to know if I know the pricing. I said yes and went for a HJ. Forget the cost.Her tats were grossing me out but then she puts a rubber on me and I said is that really necessary? She says it's Serenity policy. Whatever again.

The next part really blew me away when she leaves and comes back with clear plastic gloves. Not the surgical kind but these great big zip lock kind of things and proceeeds to jack me off. I figured she must have some kind of contagious fingernail fungus or athlete's foot on her hands or something and this was done for my protection!

Anyway, I never went back although I drive by all the time and wonder if it's still like that.

As to Alley Cats, some of my first pooning experiences were in there and I had cuties each time. They would pull out a couch / bed or you could stay on the table. Once I discovered Lotus in Surrey and other AMP's and their much better massaging techniques, I never went back. Alley Cats was advertising some kind of a "chair" special a few years back. It piqued my interest but I never checked it out.

 

[Newell]

Alley Cats & Serenity

Anybody tried Angel's touch it's located round the corner from red chamber.