Any advise on how to get good mileage?

[dwoodall]

had dis request fom pussy_liquor. jes thot i'd start a saparate thred bout it.

here's my start on it..if anyboddy else wanna chip in, ur always welcum.

As fo advice on be gettin good mileage, hmmm, lemme see now..here be my thoughts..
First, u does ur research an seleck a gal who ooffer de gfe. U wont be gettin no extras fom a lady who not be offerin dem in de first place. Her limits goin to be her limits, so u is first researchin fo high mileage ladies.
Den, widout makin a appointment, go physically meet de gal in person.
Wen u meet de gal, de mos impotant ting u wanna chek out is weather or not u an she have chemistry between de 2 ov u. One special lady tole me dat chemistry is everyting, is 100% of havin a great session. If u feel dat de chemistry is reely good, den an only den do you book a session. If not, den pass.
Show up fo ur session wid good hyjean. Alimentary stuff like brush ur teeth, mouthwash, scrub ur arse crack in de MP shower pretty good.

 

[music<3]

de first basic of good mileage: Good hygiene.

If ur hygiene no be good, doan expeck to get good mileage. Fo gettin sum kissin, how is yo breath? If u hassnt been to see a dentis in de past year, chances are purty good dat u got bad breath. Aint nobodee gone tell u dat ur breath aint de freshest, but if a sp advertisin she offer dfk, an she doan be givin u no kissin, culd be a dental issue. Use de mouthwash at de studio (or get ur own).

Buy a nail clipper, an cut ur finga nails reel short. SPs look at ur hands to see if u got dirt an grime undah ur nails. Alla dem doan wanna get vajayjay infecshuns fom dirty fingas. Dirty hands an fingas wid long nails mean no digits fo u.

Give special attenshun to cleanin ur ass-crack in de shower at de MP studio. De reason de asian gals at de micros take lotsa time to do so is cuz shit sticks to ur ass cheeks no matta how good u wipe afta a dump. An if u has a hairy ass, den ur ass hairs specially need cleanin an fumeegatin. If u notice ur SP packin ur ass wid powder wen massagin ur backsid, u now know why she doin it, an dat she tryin hard not to gag fom de smell of a dirty ass. A dirty ass aloso meen no 69 cuz she doan want her nose anywhere close to de sewage plant.

If u is not circumcised,. wen takin a shower at de studio, make damn sure u scrub off alla de feta cheese (is called smegma) unda ur fourskin. SPs hate to see dat stuff still on ur cock. No bbbj fo u shonuf if dat stuff creamin around on ur dick.

if u want bls, best to shave ur nuts an trim ur pubes (make sure u good wid a razor..culd be painful if ur not).

 

[Adam]

'Kay, so u've brushed ur teeth, clippt ur nails, scraped de feta cheese offa ur cock, an scrubbed ur arse hospital clean. U've done ur research on de girls mos likely to offer good mileage. U're ready to meet dem in person to see zackly how much chemistry dere gonna be tween de 2 of u.

Meetin de girl:u'll eider like her vibes or u won't. If u don't, u simply pass, an go on to meet de next lady on ur list. If u like her, AN u feel dat dere's a conneckshun an good chemisty between u, u talk wid her in private to clarify rates and watt's on her offer. Be frenly, courteous an respectful...dat attidtude on ur part sets de stage fo good session.

Importent: wen she tells u her rate, please doan try to whittle down de price!!! her rate is her rate!! eider accept it or say no an walk out. Tryin to negotiate her rate down is guaranteeeeeed to get u a poor or mediocre session. Mos girls jes hate it if u bargain/haggle/wheeze an whine to get her rate down. Dey gets pissed off, an in dere minds, u cum off as a cheapskate who dey doan want as a reglar.

if u got a rate in mind, is best if u tell her up front..here's what i be lookin for, an i is lookin to pay/donate/tip/offer xxx dollahs, an wuld she be okay/comfortable/happy offerin dat type of fun session fo dat rate?? it'll eider be yes or no. If it's yes, u proceed, if it be no, u smile, thank her fo her time, tell her u still think she's beautiful, an go on to de next.

Next is watt to do in de room...

 

[Gerald J]

dese remarks ar sure to kiill ur chances fo good mileage wid de SP in ur initial meetin. Utterin dem is like droppin a loud an stinky fart in de room.
Avoid at all kosts sayin dummy comments like dese:

-So an so at ur studio let me hav it fo *** dollas. (she be sayin in her mind..fuck u, so go see so an so )

-I kan git it fo *** dollas at so an so studio (guess watt she be sayin in her mind )

-Watt kinda discount kan u give me? (she already be sayin in her mind dat u be gittin de barest of de bare sessions )

-(tryin to beat her down in price), ur too thin/fat/old/ugly (she be ready to rip ur balls off at dis stage).

-if u donut giv me good session, i will be write up a po revue on you. (whoopee doo, u jes made her day. )

tellin her any comments like dese make u look like de biggest arsehole on earth.

 

[taurusphere]

Very good points Trin2!! A major reason I have never offered BBBJ is simply because, that smegma is a huge turnoff for me.

Not so much even the appearance of it, but the smell. We love waking the boys up, but when that happens and that unforgettable strong smell starts invading our nostrils, we won't feel so eager to mow down!

For my selective clients, I offer more to them because they have nice breath, are clean-shaven (a trimmed goatee or w/e), and are very pleasant, non-intimidating men. I know I feel safe with them!!!

Good luck on getting better mileage with the girls of your choice and keep those points in mind!!!

 

[Im a mexican muslim]

So this begs the question: Do I have a chance?

 

[acidcrap]

Hehe of course! Surprisingly, with all the assholes on the other board, the few I've met were ALL extremely pleasant, including you!

xoxo

 

[bluebonnetgranny]

Bring in a recent sertificate of bein "smegma free" fom ur doktor to show to de SP on demand. i tink de gals at de MPs shuld petition de city to make de MPs "No Smegma" zones, an de MPs shuld put up vewwy large signs at dere entrance sayin "NO SMEGMA ALOUD!!!"






Long as u donts have a superhero name like "Smegma Man", lukes like u be stan a good chance wid de lady!!

oh, trin is be such an ass, crude, crass, low class, no class...
(exits, stage left, scurryin an scamperin)==>>

 

[David D]

Pussy_liquor, I forgot to include dis item: very important, ..de stubble on a man's chin is like sandpaper, very rough, to de girls' sensitive skin on her neck, between her breasts, an around her vajayjay. If ur chin not be very smooth, it be painful fo de gal in dese areas when ur doin close contact mish (face on her neck), nuzzlin her chest an doin daty. Dey will pull away fom u wenn u have unshaven stubble on ur face.

 

[Pompal 09.]

What would I ever do without you man!

 

[mimi]

whoops...forgot 2 items on groomin.

fingernails..keep em clean an short, but afta u clip em, be sure to file em smooth, udderwise dey'll be sharp an jagged, an digits gone be painful fo de gal.

ash tray breath...if u a smoker, fo dfk, use mouthwash befo de session. Sum girls jes hate smokas breath.