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To answer my own question, since nobody else would
I was in Vienna, Austria recently on business and decided I wanted a Thai massage. So I started poking around and actually found an authentic Thai massage parlor. With the help of google I found one, and took a taxi, which turned out to be a mistake because it was right off the S6 off of Thailaistrasse. Anyway, I go in, older Mamasan, late 40s. I speak a little Thai to her and I start wondering if she will be my masseuse so I ask her. "I start and then bring in younger lady, you like her." Sounds good I am thinking to myself. She explains that she is very well trained and vigorously trains all her girls. I tell her I have lower back pain from my airplane flights, "I show you, I can fix" she says. She tells me to lie on my back and presses on my stomach very hard to the point it hurts. She does this several times. Then on to my stomach where she does some painful but interesting pressure point stuff. I begin to realize that she is in fact very good. After 30 minutes, and I am on my stomach, the door opens and another girl comes in. I don't bother to look and she begins to massage me. She is very skilled, really very good and speaks very softly in limited English. I finally give her a glance, she is dressed in a pair of shorts and tight top, and has a nice body, mid 30s, but perhaps the ugliest face on a Thai woman I have seen in a while - pock marked, ugly eyes - hard to describe. She is really sweet though and extremely skilled so I am quite happy. I ask her for extras, I wanted a HJ and for her to take her top off. She is quite reluctant, "don't tell Mamasan" and quotes 30 Euros and I agree. She takes her top off, very nice tits, but again her face looks like a Tuk Tuk ran it over. She proceeds to give me one of the best balls massage and HJ I have ever experienced, I mean really good. One of the better massages ever and in Vienna, Austria of all places! Lesson - don't judge a book by its cover or a Thai massage girl by her beauty.
Damages - 90 Euros for 2 hours + 30 Euros, not cheap.
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I was in Vienna, Austria recently on business and decided I wanted a Thai massage. So I started poking around and actually found an authentic Thai massage parlor. With the help of google I found one, and took a taxi, which turned out to be a mistake because it was right off the S6 off of Thailaistrasse. Anyway, I go in, older Mamasan, late 40s. I speak a little Thai to her and I start wondering if she will be my masseuse so I ask her. "I start and then bring in younger lady, you like her." Sounds good I am thinking to myself. She explains that she is very well trained and vigorously trains all her girls. I tell her I have lower back pain from my airplane flights, "I show you, I can fix" she says. She tells me to lie on my back and presses on my stomach very hard to the point it hurts. She does this several times. Then on to my stomach where she does some painful but interesting pressure point stuff. I begin to realize that she is in fact very good. After 30 minutes, and I am on my stomach, the door opens and another girl comes in. I don't bother to look and she begins to massage me. She is very skilled, really very good and speaks very softly in limited English. I finally give her a glance, she is dressed in a pair of shorts and tight top, and has a nice body, mid 30s, but perhaps the ugliest face on a Thai woman I have seen in a while - pock marked, ugly eyes - hard to describe. She is really sweet though and extremely skilled so I am quite happy. I ask her for extras, I wanted a HJ and for her to take her top off. She is quite reluctant, "don't tell Mamasan" and quotes 30 Euros and I agree. She takes her top off, very nice tits, but again her face looks like a Tuk Tuk ran it over. She proceeds to give me one of the best balls massage and HJ I have ever experienced, I mean really good. One of the better massages ever and in Vienna, Austria of all places! Lesson - don't judge a book by its cover or a Thai massage girl by her beauty.
Damages - 90 Euros for 2 hours + 30 Euros, not cheap.