I'm absolutely incredulous of this statement. Catlady in the alley but you chicken out because of only one entrance? Who's posing as Slim? I demand to know.
Good luck though, been there twice, got a fairly decent massage one time, no extras, and the second time a lonely bubble bath. Said fuck it after that and haven't been back. Although, I'm pretty sure they just didn't like me. As strange as this may sound, it happens occasionally.