Babe Ruth, Shohei Ohtani and Sweet Alice

[Ursus]

Shohei Ohtani is a Japanese player, aged 23, who can hit and pitch, similar to how Babe Ruth could do the same.

Babe Ruth was the best player ever. No one even compares to Ruth's numbers. Ruth hit 714 home runs during a time when the teams were fewer and the fences were further back. Ruth had over 2,000 runs, over 2,000 RBI, and a career on-base pecentag of .474. Those numbers are beyond amazing. To top that off, Ruth was a great pitcher. He finished with a WHIP total of 1.16 and only allowed 10 home runs to batters he faced despite pitching over 1200 innings.

Think about that for a moment. Ruth hit 714 home runs, but he only allowed 10 home runs against in 1200 innings pitched. Ruth hit home runs like it was batting practice, but he made it so difficult for opposing batters to hit home runs against him. Ruth was incredible. Ruth's numbers are so good, there will never be another player even close to him in talent, ever again. Ruth was more dominant in baseball than Jordan was in basketball. That's how good Babe Ruth was.

So, now we have Shohei Ohtani. He has hit 2 home runs so far and he pitched 6 strong innings on the mound for the Los Angeles Angels. People are raving about his talent level, but that just puts Ruth's numbers - which will obviously always be greater than Ohtani's - in even better perspective.

That brings us to matures, like Sweet Alice. Sweet Alice is so great, so Ruthian, that we sometimes forget how great she is when we discuss new talent in the industry. Much like how Ohtani is the talk of baseball this year, but if he is to be considered the best of the best in modern MLB terms, then we have to pay even greater respect to the better numbers that Ruth put up, by comparison. And when we discuss new talent and how great they are, we have to also pay great respect to Sweet Alice and other matures who are so amazing, but sometimes forgotten.

Sweet Alice is so fucking beautiful. She is my Babe Ruth. Because like my understanding of baseball, I too understand Sweet Alice to be the best of the best.

 

[Hiker]

Babe Ruth was an extraordinary player among his peers. He was also a guy who wasn't afraid to tip back a few. Imagine what his numbers would be like had he not been hungover most of the time.

Ohtani is a talent but has not proven himself as a major league star yet. Let's see how he fares for at least one season in the bigs. Teams will adjust to him and batters will figure him out. Baseball is also half mental and many a talented prospect has washed out at the show.

As for Alice, I have never seen her so I cannot comment on her skills.

Creative way of bringing three people together in one thread.

 

[fogducker]

Not so sweet Alice must be getting desperate - now offering 20 minute blow & go specials

 

[Ursus]

Not so sweet Alice must be getting desperate - now offering 20 minute blow & go specials

Trolling a hooker you haven't ever seen, and doing it on a sex review forum in order to satisfy your own need for attention, shows more desperation. And Alice never offers 20 minute sessions. Alice will spend 20 minutes talking to you before the session starts. She is very accomodating.

Prettiest mature Asian in the city. Stunningly sweet looking. OMFG.

And she has the most beautiful voice you will ever hear.

Alice could charge $300 per hour and it would still be a tremendous deal. She is that good.

 

[fogducker]

From the ad she runs daily on terb. I guess you have been banned there so cannot view. I can send you a screenshot if you would like.

Yonge/401
$120 / 160 / 200
Quick bbbj $80 /20 min, 1 shot

Hours:
12:30 pm - 8:30 pm

 

[Ursus]

I can't see her, so too bad for me. She is so fucking beautiful. 100% like a Doll.

2+ years and still banned. From Alice, that is.

And the ironic thing is, I did nothing wrong.

Oh well, that's life.

 

[Ursus]

I keep trying and trying to book with her and she keeps telling me to fuck off, in so many other words.

One moment she is kind and welcoming to me, the next moment she fucking hates my ass, for no reason at all.

I just don't get Sweet Alice. Moodiest fucking escort I have ever met. If she would just be indifferent to me, that would be great. I don't need to be her friend, I just want an appt with her.

 

[Ursus]

Very pretty lady but holy shit, she is moody. I think she has too many boyfriends and all those demands put her in a bad mood too often. Yes, that must be it. Because there is no way it is me who is upsetting her. I am so nice to her, it is shocking.

Alice has too many men in her life. Not enough time.

 

[Hangdai]

From the ad she runs daily on terb. I guess you have been banned there so cannot view. I can send you a screenshot if you would like.

Yonge/401
$120 / 160 / 200
Quick bbbj $80 /20 min, 1 shot

Hours:
12:30 pm - 8:30 pm

I wish more ladies would have great options like that, and knowing Alice, that 20 minutes would easily be 30 minutes, with many guys opting to stay longer.
Since Alice can handle MSOG with ease, $200/hr is the best deal for me, it’s like $40/sog!

 

[Ursus]

I have to retire my sweet Alice threads.

She just told me 'fuck yourself'

Imagine being married to that woman?

Out of the blue, she sends me a Merry Christmas and Happy New year message, then we talk when I come back from Boston, she tells me I am handsome etc etc. Everything seems fine. But today, I get her assholery once again.

SMH.

She changes faster than a light switch.

 

[Barney_B]

@Ursus Come clean. You did nothing wrong to her. I get it. But what does she think you did? She is the sweetest SP that I came across. So what could anyone do to get her to say that? Again, not saying you did anything wrong. Just asking what she think it was?

 

[Ursus]

I have never done anything wrong to any woman I have interacted with on this earth.

I am 100% without fault.

Women are women. That's all you need to know.