Blondie from LaSalle @ Craigslist -514-813-5634

[Chicken Noodle Soup!]

Only had a few hours yesterday afternoon to get some action and nobody interesting was working. Decided to go cheap and look up Blondie, who I've seen for a while now on CL. http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/ths/2553307774.html

She advertises the world. Super stunning blonde, super fit, super sensual. Her name is Jodi. She will send you a picture or two, if you text and ask her. Her pics are not that clear, but do show a slim, decent looking blonde. It's 20/HH and 50/H with options of 20HJ/40BJ/60FS. Rates were good, so I decided to try. She's 40 years old btw.

So I show up to a duplex in Lasalle, very close to the Place Lasalle movie theatre. She rents a tiny bachelor apt for her work. She's from Verdun. Good enough. Room was quite dim, with little lights and AC. A bed. Pretty good. Jodi herself looked strange. Her body is very thin. She's about 5'7. Blonde hair. A cups. She looks like she's thin from not eating rather than from working out. Good enough I guess for a 40 year old. The weird thing was her face. She has had a ton of plastic surgery and she doesn't look real anymore. Like those older Hollywood actresses, Linda Evans, Meg Ryan, Suzanne Sommers, Joan Rivers, Janice Dickenson etc. Super tight facelift, cheek implants and God knows what else. It was pretty dim, so I couldn't see her face well anyways. She was on her period, so no FS available. I wouldn't have gone there anyway. I had no attraction to this woman at all. It was CBJ, so passed. Stuck with 30 min massage and HJ. $40, pretty good, sticking to my idea of not spending much.

Sevice was what you would expect for $40. About 12 mins of rubbing lotion on my back and legs. Then flip and she goes at it to end it as fast as possible. No teasing. Just got me hard, grabbed me and started to yank as fast as she could. I don't like this method, as soon, I numb out and then can't finish. I kept telling her to slow down, so I could have more sensation and build the pleasure up. She would for like 30 seconds and then go crazy again. After about 10 mins, she was getting frustrated and told me to jump in and help myself, as she was going beyond the call of duty. Luckily, just about at that point, I guided her to the right method and I was able to finish. I don't know how, with her pressuring me and the bad technique.

So, the job got taken care of and it was only $40. It was probably worth $20 lol. Weird face, anything but sensual, rushed, bad technique and not very tolerent of guys who take a while to finish. Those were the cons. The pro was it was cheap. Not nearly enough incentive, no repeat.

 

[ikeman155]

sounds like she was a he

 

[Camer]

but she /he offers F/S!!!!!
kinda strange tho has her period..
maybe true! yuck!!

 

[Fertility Q]

It wasn't a he. She's a woman for sure. Just one who doesn't give good HJs.

 

[Tom Odda]

Shim has surfaced as Samantha and she is receiving in Lasalle (Verdun) - pictures looked good that she sent, made the appt for yesterday but something was too good to be true. Kept searching here and found this post. Shim confirmed that she used to advertise on CL as Blondie. Cancelled and saved the trip (and years of therapy)
Manapart, go forward knowing you have used your hobbying for good, not evil.
http://montreal.fr.craigslist.ca/ths/2692159745.html

 

[Boo!]

Wanted to find a new indy and after several phone calls I made an appointment at her place. Residental area, easy parking, discrete. Samantha receives in basement appartment and when she opened the door I was very pleasant surprised. She is fairly tall, in her thirties, beautiful body, tasteful black dress which revealed her med size breasts.
Wanted to stay 30 m inutes but after I saw I extended to 60 minutes.
Was directed into her bedroom - full of small mirrors, darkish, big bed, some candles. Had to pay in advance (not my favourite) but minor issue.
Got undressed and layed down. A very mediocre massage started with the same moves over and over again. Offered hj for extra 20 or bj for extra 40 before the massage. Took the first option.
After 15 minutuse of the most boring massage with absolutely no teasing she offerd to massage her. I went for it just to get something else going. No question she has a beautiful body but she pressed her legs together - no acess at all. She turned around and I played with her breasts but she kind of made me understand that they are very sensitive- another bummer.
Then back to me and a very mechanical hj started - boy did I have to concentrate to finish. First time for me to have such cold masseuse with such a beautiful body. After I finished she treated my cum as a kind of radioactive poison - another turn off.
All in all just horrible and a wasted $90!!!
I like indys and this kind of set up and body. But attidude ruined this entire nice set up.

 

[just me and my opinion]

I had the same experiance with her.. I wont go back

 

[primed]

I have visited her 3 times with mixed results.

Nice body for her age.

Doesn't like to be touched much.

HJ and CBJ are brute force and speed affairs.

She is fun to talk to and does not waste time.

Apartment is clean and discreet.

Would repeat IF I had to be in the area with some free time.

 

[greenjeep25]

saw samantha this week. i mustsay thatienjoyed my time with her and good massage cbj and she worked hard on second service. will repeat. guys try and be nice. some comments were a little brutal

 

[habs]

What's Samantha's number and address? Thanks.

 

[greenjeep25]

What's Samantha's number and address? Thanks.

check craigs list lasalle