Alright, I don't really do reviews but it seems that to get the key to the secret door, I must so here it is.
I've been out of the hobby for a bit and wanted to try another provider yesterday but that did not pan out so I drove up to a place I used to frequent, Carrie's VIP.
I pulled into the mostly empty parking lot and right into the Carrie's designated parking, nice touch if you have the balls to park there, which I did. I actually dislike the long walk up the stairs more than parking in the pooner stalls. So at the top of the stairs I meet a shorter blond gal in great shape, and think to myself, hmmmm, the boss, I'm rolling with the boss today. I'd seen Carrie once before a few years ago and it was rather good so even though I was hoping I would run into Taylor, I was not disappointed. As usual, the place is clean and smells nice. Into the room we go, I'm getting the usual questions, which are standard and wonder why they don't just come out and say, who the fuck are you and are you the fuzz because if you are, just get the fuck out. She obviously doesn't remember me.
She pushed the hour session, I'm thinking 30 minutes and somehow she mind squeezes me into the hour, ok three greens it is. She then proceeds to tell me that I need to leave the tip on the tub for something that I might want after the massage, asks me if I want a shower , then darts out of the room to return later. I'm thinking that's new, pay the tip, then negotiate. I'll bite and decided to leave 2 browns on the tub thinking that we'll just go down from there but she'll get the idea and because I've seen her before, that's probably going to be the damage anyways. Fast forward to me face down on the table. She comes back in and says, "ooh I know what you want" and starts the massage. The massage was not great, and I remembered it being much better the last time. Maybe she was having an off day. There's a big clock on the wall and I laid there and watched the time tick off and made some feeble attempts at conversation but she was having none of it. Again, maybe an off day. She might have been getting sick because she was sniffling a little. 15 minutes and it was flip over time. While I was flipping, she takes her clothes off and hops into the shower, hmmmm, that's cool, I like that. She's in great shape and I would have not guessed her age if she did not tell me. She obviously takes care of herself and she is cute. The front massage was the same as the back, mediocre. After about 5 minutes she suggests that we do a reverse and I massage her. What? You want me to pay you to massage you? You're joking right? Nope, she's serious and maybe I should have taken her up on it but I decided not to. So she asks what I would like to do instead?
My last visit with Carrie I went for the whole meal deal and it was fun, but I'm thinking that maybe I'll just save some dough for the next so I suggest that a BJ will do the trick. She say's ok and proceeds to put a cap on the little dude. Her technique is good, if maybe a bit mechanical and she runs me to the finish line in about 5 minutes. Total elapsed time so far, about 35 minutes, she asks if I want to take a shower, I reply that I would rather have some more massage first since we have some time left. I wouldn't have pushed the time thing but she was so insistent on the hour session that I thought, well then let’s do the full hour. After about 5 minutes she said, ok take a shower and I'll be back in before you leave.
I did what I was told, showered, got dressed and waited. She came back in and gave me a card with her # on it so I can book with her directly and hugged me. I then said, soooooo,,, how much do I owe you for the BJ, noticing that the lovely two brown bills were gone, she says I've already paid her, I say, yeah but was it 2 bills, she says yup. I say, that's a bit steep don't you think? She says, no, but she'll give me deal next time. OK, I say as I leave the room to put my shoes back on having been mind fucked by a jedi knight. Over all the experience was average but expensive and I know better.
I'm serious that Carrie must belong to the order of Jedi Knights because not only did I over pay, the service was not that good and I wasn't pissed about it. I won't repeat though and will try a some new places, if I can get the key to the secret door that is.
Rossi out – you see now why I don’t do reviews..... lol
I've been out of the hobby for a bit and wanted to try another provider yesterday but that did not pan out so I drove up to a place I used to frequent, Carrie's VIP.
I pulled into the mostly empty parking lot and right into the Carrie's designated parking, nice touch if you have the balls to park there, which I did. I actually dislike the long walk up the stairs more than parking in the pooner stalls. So at the top of the stairs I meet a shorter blond gal in great shape, and think to myself, hmmmm, the boss, I'm rolling with the boss today. I'd seen Carrie once before a few years ago and it was rather good so even though I was hoping I would run into Taylor, I was not disappointed. As usual, the place is clean and smells nice. Into the room we go, I'm getting the usual questions, which are standard and wonder why they don't just come out and say, who the fuck are you and are you the fuzz because if you are, just get the fuck out. She obviously doesn't remember me.
She pushed the hour session, I'm thinking 30 minutes and somehow she mind squeezes me into the hour, ok three greens it is. She then proceeds to tell me that I need to leave the tip on the tub for something that I might want after the massage, asks me if I want a shower , then darts out of the room to return later. I'm thinking that's new, pay the tip, then negotiate. I'll bite and decided to leave 2 browns on the tub thinking that we'll just go down from there but she'll get the idea and because I've seen her before, that's probably going to be the damage anyways. Fast forward to me face down on the table. She comes back in and says, "ooh I know what you want" and starts the massage. The massage was not great, and I remembered it being much better the last time. Maybe she was having an off day. There's a big clock on the wall and I laid there and watched the time tick off and made some feeble attempts at conversation but she was having none of it. Again, maybe an off day. She might have been getting sick because she was sniffling a little. 15 minutes and it was flip over time. While I was flipping, she takes her clothes off and hops into the shower, hmmmm, that's cool, I like that. She's in great shape and I would have not guessed her age if she did not tell me. She obviously takes care of herself and she is cute. The front massage was the same as the back, mediocre. After about 5 minutes she suggests that we do a reverse and I massage her. What? You want me to pay you to massage you? You're joking right? Nope, she's serious and maybe I should have taken her up on it but I decided not to. So she asks what I would like to do instead?
My last visit with Carrie I went for the whole meal deal and it was fun, but I'm thinking that maybe I'll just save some dough for the next so I suggest that a BJ will do the trick. She say's ok and proceeds to put a cap on the little dude. Her technique is good, if maybe a bit mechanical and she runs me to the finish line in about 5 minutes. Total elapsed time so far, about 35 minutes, she asks if I want to take a shower, I reply that I would rather have some more massage first since we have some time left. I wouldn't have pushed the time thing but she was so insistent on the hour session that I thought, well then let’s do the full hour. After about 5 minutes she said, ok take a shower and I'll be back in before you leave.
I did what I was told, showered, got dressed and waited. She came back in and gave me a card with her # on it so I can book with her directly and hugged me. I then said, soooooo,,, how much do I owe you for the BJ, noticing that the lovely two brown bills were gone, she says I've already paid her, I say, yeah but was it 2 bills, she says yup. I say, that's a bit steep don't you think? She says, no, but she'll give me deal next time. OK, I say as I leave the room to put my shoes back on having been mind fucked by a jedi knight. Over all the experience was average but expensive and I know better.
I'm serious that Carrie must belong to the order of Jedi Knights because not only did I over pay, the service was not that good and I wasn't pissed about it. I won't repeat though and will try a some new places, if I can get the key to the secret door that is.
Rossi out – you see now why I don’t do reviews..... lol