Chelsea - SRM - Je ne sais quoi, mais....

[ideal22us]

If I had read the reviews on the board about Chelsea I never would have seen her. I have no doubt about the sincerity of those reviews....

BUT.....

Chelsea is now a regular in my rotation (which at the moment consists of just 2).

My regular, trusted fave was not available but I had seen Chelsea when leaving on a previous vist it SRM. Cute, young, pretty and petite. I like other body styles but this is my favourite.

She has an angelic face and youthfulness about her that reminds me of being in high school seeing those hotties walk down the hallway in tight jeans hypnotising me into a trance... Of course in high school I didnt have that kind of courage to even talk to those A+ looks girls. Chelsea's looks are A+ (IMHO)

Chelsea is new to the business and a younger MPA. I think it was her lack of experience amongst other things that lead to some initial negative reviews. With Chelsea I am its probably a YMMV experience (I dont know why we still say that - its really so cleashe - no?). For the experienced client one with a set of reasonable expectations though she has a LOT to offer. I have seen her 4 times in less than 7 days.

Why - its that "je ne sais quoi" thing for me. A connection. Truly.

My first appointment with me I got the a few negative vibes at first, it wasnt because she not trying or purposely distant. She did though come accross in the first 2 minutes as a bit cold... overtly professional, maybe a bit "unsure". I only put this down only to her youth and in-experience, not at the profession but just in Life in-general (hard to explain really).

By the end of the session I was thinking, wow this is incredible. My initial low expectations reversed exponentially - for real.

Its a "je ne sais quoi thing for me because its not any one thing that turns my crank with this girl, its the whole package. Any one attribute judged and compared on its own is not the sway factor..... kinda hard to describe. What I do though so ADORE about her is her sincerity to see me enjoy myself. What I like is that she is appreciative of the reverse part, I like the almost instant level of trust she showed me, I love the way she responds gradually with subtle signs of someone having a good time with no hint of acting or deceit. She has an air of innocence, she exudes feminine phermones that aren't detectable by scent but only by my own hormonal reaction. She looks as fresh as spring, she attracts me with something that reaches into the top part of my brain and reels me in without even trying, blissfully unaware and naive of the intoxifying effect. An understated but proportional set of attributes that reflects in her understated but trully warm personality that is there if only you take your time to look for it - sweet as nectar. 'guess one way to put it is that beyond the base primal physical attraction is her freshness, her ability to go with the flow, to retain and repeat the things she knows I like, it makes me believe that she appreciates me back.

You know even her name - it invokes a memory of Lyrics from Joni Mitchell, if you are still reading then put a mental picture of a that gold sunshine coloured blonde hair and cherubic sweet smile and read Mitchell's poetic words...... Imagine that you are 18 again, it is the first warm day of spring and somewhere you get the courage to ask that 17-year old girl-next-door to go for a walk. This is the same girl that used to go to your birthday parties till she was 12 but for reasons you cant remember you stopped hanging out and being friends. She accepts your invitation for a walk in an instant. She holds your hand when walking through the park NOT because she is romantically connnected with but just because it feels --- well -- just like the right thing to do. This is how I feel about being with Chelsea, she brings me back to that warm gushy first crush I had as a teenager, she reminds me of the time that hot high school hottie asked me the nerd for extra help in computer class and dispelled your previous misconceptions about her being stuck up, you all of a sudden are face to face with someone you know is just plain sweet and nice. You don't hang out with her but from then on she always has a knowing smile, and a second glance for you and somehow if she catches you staring she doesn't really mind.


Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning,
And the first thing that I saw,
Was the sun through yellow curtains,
And a rainbow on the wall,
Blue, red, green and gold to welcome you,
Crimson crystal beads to beckon

Oh, won't you stay we'll put on the day,
There's a sun show every second.

Happy Hobbying

Hex

 

[jasmin2236]

Never have I read a review with so many words and so "je ne sais crois" on details. Were you actually in the room with her, or was this just a meeting on an ethereal plane?
Did her oily yet dainty hands come in contact with your sweaty impetulant hard on? Did she make you errect or was she just a mental enigma giving your psyche a hard on?
You might want to write dust jacket covers for coffee table books. You obviously see life through golden sunshined coloured glasses.

 

[moving on]

I didn't know hashish was so easily available. I'll have what you're having. Oh and btw it's spelled cliche.

 

[docterlow]

Lou I appreciate the reality check.

But ... Hell if only for a short hour I can take a trip to Heaven, forget who I am and where I am... My brain is my most sexual organ. Massage my brain, turn me on visually and and my body will follow.

Yes I guess I am an optimist, your post has me pegged.... "sunshine coloured glasses" - yep. I dig coffee table books, I like tie-dyed shirts, I still listen to the Moody Blues, a feminine lithe nymph that takes me away, makes me feel young again and hell yes - gets me to where I want to go.


@Zakary .... thanks for the spell check, live and learn *smile*.

Hexter

 

[BeYoNd It ALL...{{2.2.0}}]

This review is just all shades of creepy, more like sees life through delusional sunglasses lol.

 

[Scarlet]

Hey i get it u like the girl thats great but common shes working and your a paying customer, leave it at the spa

 

[graceomally99]

LOL holy shit I just realized she's a massage girl, not an escort meaning you didnt even sleep with her?...what's the next step above creepy?

 

[SARAHH]

http://royalspa.ca/ladies/Chelsea/

So, Hex, who's the other one in your 2-girl rotation?

 

[eri]

Can the mods check to see if someone hacked into Hexter's massageplanet.net.ca Account?

Just kidding. Looking at your past reviews hexter, you do often get the French words incorrect. Guess it's just not your fort

 

[MacKenzie G]

Damn dudes, nobody's perfect. It was my first review in a while. French words are hard to spell !! I guess I did get a little carried away (hmmm you think?).

@MY name Peggy: As for "creepy", I'm not creepy just smitten --- Like thats never happened to any of you?.......EVER?
Sorry I sounded creepy

@Camaro: Yes guilty as charged, I see your point. Maybe the anonimity of massageplanet.net makes it easy to put your heart right on your sleeve.

Would a little report card have been helpful:

Looks: 10/10.
Attitude: 10/10
Abilities: 8/10 --- she is new and learning
Repeat: Already have

@Manat33 : Thanks for the small cudos, I was getting depressed reading all the darts!

My other girl in the rotation is Leah, but i'm gun shy now about writiing, I'll wait till I dont have time on my hands and I'll write an efficient and terse review void of any foreign words and spell-checked. (heavy sigh)!

 

[oldmanwithcoyote]

Jesus, dude... You're getting all Shakespeare on us over a massage provider? You do realize you are paying her, don't you?

 

[Chewy B]

Sure, he paid for the fantasy as we all do and it looks like she delivered.

 

[Old Folkie]

Hexter, I liked your review. Remember that the critics tend to be a minority albeit vocal. Looking forward to your next one.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Not the type of review most of us might write, but nothing wrong with the OP expressing how he feels about a session with an attractive young lady who gives him what he hoped for and more. I know some guys prefer to read reviews that tell you who they can digitally penetrate almost up to the wrist, and I'm sure there are guys who will like this review of an apparently sweet and pleasant girl.

The OP does not seem deluded into believing she is "into" him, as he states: "(edit)... She holds your hand when walking through the park NOT because she is romantically connnected with but just because it feels --- well -- just like the right thing to do"

Hey, he paid his money, he knows she is just doing her job, and he wrote a review. He may wax lyrical, however that does not deserve a call for the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Balerie]

I disagree because anyone that sees the same chick 4 times in a week is falling in love....You can tell by his post that he has his head up his a$$..

My advice to the OP:

1) do NOT see this chick for at least the next 2 months.
2) Keep booking different MPA's regulary.
3) And if you're single, start dating real women YESTERDAY.

Follow these guidelines and you can thank me later! You're in the DANGER ZONE now...

 

[Jiraiya]

Geez.... Yes It was my first review in a long while, I did sort of get carried away re-living the moments.

To delete or edit my post after some negative comments would cowardly and foolish, sure - I did wish I could have re-written some of it and perhaps been a little less flowery.

But for me - when an experience transcends the physical - it works, it works for me. The escape, the fantasy being lived out "live".... who can really truly DENY that this kind of experience is what we all secretly hope for.

@Answer.... : Your concern if I was a younger and not grounded firmly would be good advice but, I have no delusions that its an experience that starts when she enters and ends when she leaves.


Would she be doing it if she isn't getting paid - of course not. But are we all so cynical as to believe that MPA's only care about the dough, I firmly believe that in business (which this is without doubt) - personalities come into play.

My customers buy products from me at a price often times higher than my competitors... WHY?

Because past service, loyalty, effort to help my customers when they needed me count for a lot. No different in the business in which we hobby. Loyalty, respect, for what its worth making the experience mutually pleasing as possible (ex: "the reverse") count for a lot. In return if I let myself escape from reality if only for 30 or 40 minutes whats the harm? Really?

I know many out there would agree with me.

@ The Fruity Hare , Scurochiaro, Manat33: Support appreciated. *smile*