Christina @ Bliss Spa - "From Russia no Love"

[clncarplz]

After having so many great experiences at Plush/Bliss Spa, I decided to break out of my comfort zone and try a new MP to give something back to the massageplanet.net community (and perhaps find a gem for myself in the process). I wound up picking Christina / Karina of Bliss / Plush Spa.

While her photos are accurate, I've got to say the session was average at best. After some shift-change room juggling, Christina politely guided me to the room and let me get prepared.

She's from Russia (thick accent but possesses an excellent English vocabulary), bleached blond short hair, slender (I'd say 34A-24-34 and 120 lbs despite being about 5'9"), and she's a tad older than I'd prefer. If I had to guess, I'd say 35 and it shows (I'm 28, just to give you frame of reference).

While a highly intelligent lady (she claims to have a couple of science degrees, and I can believe it after our chat), this was the sort of hum-drum mechanical EE experience I had been warned of before thanks to massageplanet.net. I didn't have high expectations, and she certainly didn't do anything to beat them, what with the mechanical jackhammer finish with little or no teasing (she cup the balls once or twice, that's about it). The only reason I went through with it at all is that I've read on massageplanet.net that EE can either knock your socks off or just bleed your wallet, this was closer to the latter.

Massage skills were non-existent / sub-par, but I don't care as much since that's not what I'm going for

I took the NR option, but would downgrade her to a nude option in the future were I ever to repeat (which I personally wouldn't, but if older ladies are your bag, you might have a better time than I!)

Body is lean and she has smooth skin and trimmed Y with a landing strip, not that I ever got a chance to go anywhere near it. As for the breasts, they are without a doubt natural as they have that deflated texture to them that only age can bring, as did her posterior. Once again she is still an attractive woman, but a much OLDER woman that could benefit from some serious toning. (Not much can be done to save the drooping twins I'm afraid... lol)

Raven's Final Rating:
Face: 7/10 - Fair, nothing stunning but pretty / above average for her age
Body: 7/10 - Points for remaining slim at her age, but the sag/droop factor is just too much for me. I've had the occasional older woman before, and they had better natural equipment than that
Attitude: 8/10 - Not a clockwatcher, courteous throughout the session, but robotic EE experience, i.e. "Give me the money, touch, cum, get out"
Massage: 5/10 - Nothing to write home about and certainly nothing relaxing
Finish: 5/10 - Monotonic pump session with no sensuality or teasing to heighten excitement. Though it started off with a gentle electrifying touch, the second she could tell I wasn't going to pop in less than 30 seconds, she started pumping away trying to get it done quick. Also points off for no clean-up, she just told me to hit the shower without so much as a wipe-down from her.
Overall Experience: 6/10 - She was nice to talk to, but honestly I have no further use for her in my select MP roster. I've had way better, and I've had worse (but not by much).
Cost: $110 total = $50 for 45 min door fee + $60 NR

Repeat?: Heck No, there are better girls in the Plush/Bliss lineup that I frequent regularly when I can scrounge up the cash.

Raven out

 

[Poop]

I had the same experience with her too. For sure, she is a none repeat.