Gentlemen... in my four years in this hobby I have seen the good, the bad, and the ugly. I have graced the tables of some of the finest MPA's I believe exist, and I have been to dingy places with broken blinds that smell like a Howard Johnston Motor Inn from 1973. (Remember that bathroom smell?)
I thought I'd hit the pinnacle. I didn't think it could get any better. After four years I figured I'd seen it, smelled it, tasted it, and touched it all.
BOY, WAS I WRONG.
Asked to quantify the session by the receptionist on my way out, my answer was simply "I'll let you know when my heart starts again", and I wasn't just saying that because Danika was standing behind me.
First the vital statistics. I was told that Danika "looked like" Danika Patrick, but for some reason I just don't see the resemblance. When she walked into the room the first thought that went through my mind was "HOLY CRAP what a set of legs", then I saw the heels. She's 5'7" (the same height I am) but she has a "tall girl" body. If you don't look down at her feet you might never notice the heels are there. Her hair (when she was under the bright light of the shower after the session) looked auburn and she flips it and adjusts it endlessly from one look to another. I would say in my learned opinion (I didn't ask) that she is between a full C and a moderate D and they are all natural. And they just have that "porn star hang" to them. Her body is magnificent. Her skin is exceptional. And her curves are exquisite. I could not design a finer looking body. Her proportion and balance are off the scale. I would say she's probably in her mid to late 30's... although I could be way off on that. I would peg her as being older, but my mind can't wrap itself around the concept of a woman of that age having a body like that. Especially with no after-market parts!
She's VERY talkative. She stressed repeatedly that she feeds off "energy" and at times seemed extremely "new age'ish". Her back massage skills were exceptional and firm, and she says it's the part of the massage she is the proudest of, and claims to have studied quite a bit in the field.
Bearing in mind that I am one of the slowest releases on this side of Yonge Street, she had my attention within about 45 seconds of the flip and at one point I had to tell her the pleasure was too intense and she had to back off a little bit or I was going to start climbing the walls. (I shit you not.)
The screaming (no exageration) finish was almost enough for me to reach for my cell phone and call Melissa at the front desk and ask her to come up and give me mouth to mouth. The session ended with the usual hot towel and some help in the shower washing the lotion off my back.
Thinking back (to more than an hour and a half ago) I am still breathing a little heavy. This woman has insane skills or at least she did with me! Like I said, she really strongly believes in this "energy exchange" thing and if you are open with her, she'll be awesome.
I have not raved about a girl like this in years. I feel like I just ran the Boston Marathon and I'm doubled over, propped up on my knees trying to catch my breath.
Take it easy on her guys. Let's not burn this one out.
I thought I'd hit the pinnacle. I didn't think it could get any better. After four years I figured I'd seen it, smelled it, tasted it, and touched it all.
BOY, WAS I WRONG.
Asked to quantify the session by the receptionist on my way out, my answer was simply "I'll let you know when my heart starts again", and I wasn't just saying that because Danika was standing behind me.
First the vital statistics. I was told that Danika "looked like" Danika Patrick, but for some reason I just don't see the resemblance. When she walked into the room the first thought that went through my mind was "HOLY CRAP what a set of legs", then I saw the heels. She's 5'7" (the same height I am) but she has a "tall girl" body. If you don't look down at her feet you might never notice the heels are there. Her hair (when she was under the bright light of the shower after the session) looked auburn and she flips it and adjusts it endlessly from one look to another. I would say in my learned opinion (I didn't ask) that she is between a full C and a moderate D and they are all natural. And they just have that "porn star hang" to them. Her body is magnificent. Her skin is exceptional. And her curves are exquisite. I could not design a finer looking body. Her proportion and balance are off the scale. I would say she's probably in her mid to late 30's... although I could be way off on that. I would peg her as being older, but my mind can't wrap itself around the concept of a woman of that age having a body like that. Especially with no after-market parts!
She's VERY talkative. She stressed repeatedly that she feeds off "energy" and at times seemed extremely "new age'ish". Her back massage skills were exceptional and firm, and she says it's the part of the massage she is the proudest of, and claims to have studied quite a bit in the field.
Bearing in mind that I am one of the slowest releases on this side of Yonge Street, she had my attention within about 45 seconds of the flip and at one point I had to tell her the pleasure was too intense and she had to back off a little bit or I was going to start climbing the walls. (I shit you not.)
The screaming (no exageration) finish was almost enough for me to reach for my cell phone and call Melissa at the front desk and ask her to come up and give me mouth to mouth. The session ended with the usual hot towel and some help in the shower washing the lotion off my back.
Thinking back (to more than an hour and a half ago) I am still breathing a little heavy. This woman has insane skills or at least she did with me! Like I said, she really strongly believes in this "energy exchange" thing and if you are open with her, she'll be awesome.
I have not raved about a girl like this in years. I feel like I just ran the Boston Marathon and I'm doubled over, propped up on my knees trying to catch my breath.
Take it easy on her guys. Let's not burn this one out.