Emma @ Broadway Bodycare - not great

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A while back, I called BBC about 10:30pm and asked if anyone was available at 11pm for an hour. I was told Danika or Emma were available. I recalled that Danika had pretty good reviews and that there was little to none on Emma. After checking the pictures on their site, I saw that Emma fills out her bra a bit more than Danika. I wavered back and forwards for a few minutes and then as often happens, physical attributes won out over rationality (shallowness thy name is man).

I arrived spot on 11, paid the $$ to a short round woman (pretty face but otherwise not interesting). Too bad the young sweet blonde receptionist who was there when I scouted a few days before (when I checked out the back entrance (nice graffiti) after the Mesa Luna doorman situation) was not there (she is real eye candy). Anyways, I was shown to a room and was then told that Emma was running about 15 minutes late (they never mentioned that on the phone half an hour before which didn't seem like a good sign). The room was fairly dark and quite hot and I waited for Emma for 25 minutes.

Finally, in walks a very pretty short young lady with a shirt that shows off a nice set. She didn't like the light and lit a bunch of candles and then turned out the light. Not a problem - I could see her just fine. The massage was nice as a massage - firm pressure but not uncomfortable at all (I often find massage somehat painful on the neck and spine). After about 15 minutes of this (where virtually all of the massage was above the waist and a little on the bum but nothing more intimate, I started to caress her leg which was very smooth and toned) After a few minutes of this, I turned over. At this point she announced that she had to visit the washroom (and it seemed to me that it was part of her routine). A few minutes later she returned to the room.

I had asked her to keep her shirt on earlier as she looked hot in it. So I started to fondle her breasts through her shirt. Usually this would have been a real turn-on but she was wearing some sort of wierd bra that felt like I was massaging rubber that did not mould to her contours at all. Not pleasant. So I asked her to strip. Nice B-size (?) breasts with fairly large nipples. Lots of fun to touch and suck on. She was massaging my front with some attention to the groin. After doing this for a bit I asked for a BJ and she tried to put on the hat. Thats when things went from pleasant to absurd.

She tried to put the condom on but could not unroll it (so she asked me to do it - that didn't work as my limited experience with condoms is 20+ years old.). She tried another condom and same problem. So she left the room and went to get a different type. A few minutes later she returned and after a bit of trouble managed to put it on (without my help). The CBJ was decent but after the delays (and the fact that I have ED and the Cialis was probably on its last legs and I was a bit nervous) I did not rise to the occasion. After about 8 minutes with a few short breaks, she said her jaw was sore.

She then crouched over me and I started to fondle her breasts. That was very nice and she let me grope them quite firmly. I inquired what else we could do and she told me that kissing was not allowed (I think she said that this is because she has cats (?)). By the way, she talks very quickly and somewhat indistinctly (so maybe I misunderstood that part) and she said that her nickname from childhood was "motor mouth." DATY and digits were also unavailable but it was OK to touch the outside of her pussy which was shaved but there was quite a bit of rough stubble. She has a clit ring which was of interest but just stroking the outside of a lady's pussy isn't very interesting so I didn't do much of that. I noticed that she was looking over my head all of the time and asked her to look at me. She said that she had an issue with that from quite early in her life. That's too bad because I find that looking into someone's eyes is very nice. After a good amount of groping, she tried to get me hard for FS but that wasn't working and this didn't seem that important to her. Time was running down (the timer rang at ten minutes left and then 5 left) and I asked for a HJ. Pleasant but in the end no release (she had pretty much killed the mood for me. Release can be an effort for me at the best of times so she doesn't get all of the blame.) The timer expired with a beep and she immediately hopped off.

When Adam and Eve (BBC's predecessor) announced on eforum.xxx on May 28, 2005 that she had joined them, her description was:

All except the pornstar sounds right. Do pornstars have so much of a problem with condoms? She is either incompetent or just a time-waster (with her bathroom break and condom issues). Even if she was somewhat inexperienced when she joined BBC, she has been there for about 2 months and should be pretty good with condoms by now. She may be as good at FS as a pornstar, but I'll never know (as I'll never spend $$ on her again)

Next time, maybe I'll check out Danika. I'm not big on flat chests but she has decent reviews. Of course they have quite a few choices on their site so maybe I'll have a different choice. It would be nice if they regularly posted who was working when and on what days so that I could get some idea before calling.

 

[DrLove]

2 more things regarding Emma.

I liked the feel of her buns very much.

I know you guys are big on the L/A/S score. I won't pretend that I can do this effectively - partly because I don't have enough experience with different women to even formulate it in my own mind and partly because it's pointless because you guys all do the scale in different ways. No two people are going to experience the same lady in the same way (One person won't even have the same experience if you see the same lady on consecutive nights) so how much value can you put on my L/A/S score. There is enough detail of my experience for you to get a sense of how I found her. I'm sure your experience would be quite different (even without the whole YMMV thing). If I had to attempt a score I would say 6.5/4/3 but I'm sure your numbers would be quite different.

She's not disgusting by any means but the experience was not a good value for me. If the next session was free, I would repeat. How much I would have been comfortable paying for the session I had is unclear to me. Maybe $50 for what I actually experienced. Maybe she is worth $120 for the potential of what the session might have been. I'm just shooting blind on this so I'll stop now.

 

[BigAl]

yea, what happened to the daily schedule on the website? BBC should really go back to doing that

 

[The New King of Pop]

I saw Emma a few days ago as well and I would say her service 7, attitude 6 and looks 7. She quoted me $50 extra for kissing and I declined. Everything was covered...she plays it safe. She is cute and has a nice smile but did not seem to really enjoy what she does. Perhaps I caught her in an off day or last session of the day.