English is a friggin hard language!!

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English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after!







:bleh: :bleh: :bleh:​

 

[Summer ???]

:lmao::lmao:

 

[Doreen Perry]

I got it at this part

 

[Durli]

good...........but already came across this

 

[~Animal Hugger~]

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: