First timer going to a massage spa, help?

[The Man with No Name]

It's my first time ever going to a massage parlor as i've only seen escorts till now and i was hoping someone could tell me what can be done with the girl and what can't..?

and what goes on besides the actual massage..?
so far i know of 'body slide' and reverse nude, are these included in the price, and am i missing any of the other terms?
and how much it is, $40 door fee from what i understand? and $120 hour/? please be a little detailed about what happens because i am 100% oblivious and dont know anything right now.

 

[chicamalika]

I am interested in this too! Which parlors are offering FS and what is the cost involved?

 

[Julia S]

Well, officer ......

 

[Lenneth]

-If you aren't sure what you can and can't do, just ask the MPA.
-Be clean! Take a shower. Wash everywhere.
-DON'T be overly aggressive and push yourself onto the lady.
-NO means NO. Many idiots have pushed some gems out of the business quickly by being a-holes.

See what happens.

 

[Alex M]

HJ and mutual "fondling."
No, the $40 goes to the MP owners to "rent" the room and you have to pay the girl directly for specific services (e.g. BS, NR).
You can't have FS because that's illegal. Does it happen? Probably. But you're probably getting the minimum (HJ) on your first visit. If you want FS, then stick to SPs.

 

[Cudnt_b_happier]

wow, over 200 views on this thread and only 2 replies.

im still wondering if the only 2 options are nude reverse (which i dont even know what it is?)
and body sliding? (which i think is the women rubbing her breasts on your body?

and is it average price of $80 for the hour + $40 door fee?

 

[wlinda56]

which SP's have you seen ?

 

[Muldah]

This info is available with a little research here - but I will take mercy on you and save you a littel time ?

Typical standard mp options are topless, nude, nude reverse (you get to massage MPA) and body slide (obvious - she slides her body on you). Occasionally some places offer sessions in the hottub, or shower - probably a waste - unless that is your fantasy.

Sample price structure is for 1/2 hour $40 door fee. T +$20-40 N+$40-80 NR+$60-100 BS+$80-120

Options betond this might be available - but unlikely at the more upscale parlours. Like others said, if you want oral / sex - see an escort.

Hope this helps.

 

[RashelM]

What massman said, but his list of options and the arithmetic is perhaps confusing: T is door fee $40+$20=$60, N is $40+40=$80, NR is $40+$60=$100, BS is $40+$80=$120. Oddly enough, BodySlide means one body sliding on another, since she's being paid, it's usually hers doing the work. NudeReverse massage means she's nude and the massage roles are reversed, with her receiving; until that point, no touching.

You're the customer and there's a first time for everyone, don't try to pretend you know all the ropes, but do expect they'll show them to you if you ask. At any of the places often and well-reviewed here, they'll happily give you a first time that's meant to bring you happily back if you're polite and up front with them. And if you cross a line, you will be told; guage whether they want you back by how you're told. Only take as much as you want to spend in with you (remember, you may want to tip a bit, as well as pay) ; you can leave any fears about being upsold in the car w/ the rest of your cash.

Try Search in this forum using terms like 'newbie, advice, first-time'. If the results don't educate you, reading a few days worth of threads with many replies will teach you worthwhile stuff while you're waiting for someone to write you a personal primer.

 

[Nomnomnom]

Sorry for my confusing arithmetic!

Anyway u meant to indicate that there was a range of extra charges for these services.

Agree with the tip to only bring in the room how much you are willing to spend. Once the little head is greased up and takes over the thinking, your wallet could soon be empty!!!

 

[legionfalls]

Sorry for my confusing arithmetic!

Anyway I meant to indicate that there was a range of extra charges for these services.

Agree with the tip to only bring in the room how much you are willing to spend. Once the little head is greased up and takes over the thinking, your wallet could soon be empty!!!

 

[everobin2000]

Sorry for my confusing arithmetic!

Anyway I meant to indicate that there was a range of extra charges for these services.

Agree with the tip to only bring in the room how much you are willing to spend. Once the little head is greased up and takes over the thinking, your wallet could soon be empty!!!

 

[ComStar Computers]

thanks massman and oldjones.

what does BS mean?

for Nude reverse do i get to finger her vagina or is it just outside touching?

 

[Janet W]

BS is a Body Slide.
And it's very unlikely you'll "get to finger her vagina". YMMV

 

[Jesse J]

noalias, don't you listen to Hunter!. Report any MPA who doesn't allow fingering to us and well have her Canadian MPA Federation membership pulled. She won't be able to work anywhere after that!

Seriously, reading reviews— reading carefully; the BS definition should have been obvious in post #8—will tell you more than quick answers to over-simple questions. And just think: When your fingy-wingies wander where she'd rather they didn't she won't have any income if she screams, slaps you and runs hysterically to fetch the bouncer. Nor will the spa. You don't really think she's never encountered your best moves from other guys before you, do you? She'll make it clear, politely and sweetly what her limits are, so that you will come back.

That is if you make it clear you're the kind who listens. If not, you may get the chastest, least sexy NR imaginable, all back above the waist. It's a 30 minute naked relationship you're buying, not a lifetime commitment or an Ikea desk. You're gonna hafta work it out with her, not us.

 

[TheSoyEatsYou]

no officer nothing illegal wink wink....

 

[Rachel bby:)]

if you want a shitty massage and FS
it is not hard to find...

you'll probably get more for your dollar
at a good escort agency

 

[Mister C.]

Great information in this thread. I'm a strip joint guy and have been for the last 30 years or so. I guess before I become to old and feeble I want to see what this massage thing is all about. I see signs everywhere advertising massages and all. I guess my biggest pet peeve is that when I go to one of these places is that I am going to get embarrassed for being a perv.

 

[Alyssa]

dude, we've provided you with a lot of detailed info. I am getting the sense you at just taking the piss. Especially when I define a series of options, then very clearly refer to them by simple abbreviations, then you ask us to further define those abbreviations. Come on man, use your head for a sec! (the big one!)

what I said is exactly what those terms mean. Anything over an above that may or may not be available- you need to discuss with your attendant.

 

[Wayne Carr]

You have been going to SCs for 30 years! You are a perv! Welcome to the club!!

Seriously tho, don't worry, "pervs" are their business. Sure you will be nervous and embarassed, we all are, but just lik when your doc examines your prostate, it nay be new and embarassing for you, but for them it's as normal as eating breakfast!