First timer - Night life experience

[Violet Schuyler]

Ok here is a review of my night life experience in Patong. I was there for two weeks and had a blast.

First time experience nightlife in Patong, i decided i was going to visit Suzy Wongs. Big mistake. A fresh fish swimming with sharks. As i entered, i sat down and had a beer and watched the dancing show. Pretty soon two girls approached and started chatting with me. Then one of them had to leave and go dance...so as she left, two more girls approached. One of them had really good english, so we chat a bit more.

Then all of a sudden 5 girls are near me. This is around 10:30 for happy hour and I noticed that i was only one of five customers in the bar. Pretty soon a girl starts touching my leg, a girl starts jerking me, and one is rubbing my chest.

Wow...i then decide this was a bit too much...but i was paralyzed so I picked up a cutie and put her on my lap so they would stop all this groping....however as I put her on my lap, she decides to sit on something else and starts bouncing.

Ok, so i'm surrounded by 5 chicks, hottie bouncing on me, i need to get out. So i BF'ed the one bouncing on me and was able to leave...lol
That night I had a ST with the cutie and took her out to dinner.
i decided not to enter these Ago-go bars solo ever again! It was too much for me.

The next night i went to the middle of soi tiger and sat down and had a drink as i was approached by quite a few girls i wasn't interested in. Anyway, my bill was getting bigger and i was getting more bored. (partly because i was new and LDing me was easy) So then i noticed these two girls dancing on the bar. Two of them hot in their own ways. I decided to go after the one that did NOT look like my friend back home...and she was a wild one.

I BF'ed her and said lets go dancing and we did. 30 minutes dancing in Soi Tiger she looks at me and says "i want to boom boom you now. Let's go boom boom." So we did. However i had quite a bit of alcohol and when i do, something special happens. I stay up and i can't finish. And this chick was wild. She wanted me to finish in her mouth...:surprised: but it just wouldn't....anyway she had to go drive her sister to school tomorrow and she hoped i would call her.

The next night i returned to the same bar with to that girl and while she was dancing i was talking to her really cute friend. When her shift was over, she suggested a 3 way. But her cute friend said she wanted me to herself. The girl i was with last night said ok...tonight you go with me again and tomorrow you do my friend, i'm okay with that. I won't get mad. So we have another ST (and yes i had been drinking) and she leaves limping.

Anyway, i decide that i should avoid seeing the same chicks over and over so the next day i hit a new bar in the back of Soi Tiger. I was walking and saw this chick that looked like the Asian verison of Hallie Berry. So long story short, she spoke no English but we had a great ST together.

The next day i decided i want an LT with her. So we do that...but instead of staying the night she leaves because she has to take her sister to school in the morning but she'll be back in the afternoon to me for a date or something. It took me a while to realize what i had done, but i realized i shouldn't be going out with her and since it was raining i told her no...so she wanted me to visit her in the bar...and i told her no... anyway, long story short...I just thought i was better if i avoided seeing the same chicks more than once for the rest of my trip to avoid getting attached.

That night i went to another bar where the boss/tout had quite the personality. I had a conversation with this chick that was really fun to talk to. She was pretty but not my type...but since she was so fun to talk to i decided why not. Ten minutes into our boom boom i thought she was getting there..so i asked her if she was coming? She laughed and said "no, usually i don't come, it's very hard for me."
That's when i told her about my condition with alcohol...and i told her we'll play a game and let's keep score. 4-0 was the final score. It was the first time she ever had 2 in one night...anyway, we boomed for 1hr, made out and chatted for 1 hour break and boomed for another hr. She then told me I don't have a girlfriend because i make girls feel inadequate..(which is one of the reasons why i really liked talking to her) and she told me her feelings and that she'll be sad when i pick another girl tomorrow.

I told her i would stop by and have a drink with her. So i did drink with her the next night and i spent my time and energy chatting with her friend. Her friend was hot. So i decided right then i wanted to do her. However, as i got to know her, she had the personality of coal...not fun to talk to...not pleasant and seemed like a *****. Joking with her didn't work. With her it was like a bussiness meeting. So anyway, after we decide for a ST, 2hrs...i decide that i'm not going to take it easy with this girl. That day i had been staying fresh and recovering...not doing anything...so i went full speed for 45mins with her. After 45 mins she pushed me off and started yelling at me for not finishing and that i was too long...which i counter with "but you said two hours!" and she countered "yeah, but no this fast!" I think she cussed me out in Thai, but she also said i was really good...however that i had hurt her and she needed to go to the pharmacy tomorrow to get checked up. Anyway, when she left i just laughed .....

The next night i stayed at MTB and i think all the stars aligned or something as all the MTB girls chatted with me more so than usual. I ended up BFing one of them and we had a short time. Of course i had the alcohol so she was surprised and told me tomorrow, after work we'll do LT.

The next night, i checked on the girl that i supposely tore up...she seemed fine and smiled at me...so i returned to MTB for the LT...but she said she wasn't feelign well, she had too much to drink.... The other MTB girls were like..let's all go to Hollywood! So we did that together. As we went inside the MTB girls told me to go off on my own and have fun! Which i thought was weird, because in America we usually hunt in packs...anyway...i wound up dancing with this cutie with a nose ring. Anyway, she was WILD and had an outgoing personality. That night we returned to my hotel room and had a boom boom session of 2hrs...sleep of 4hours, round 2 of 2hrs...sleep for 4hrs...and then she called me out as being a butterfly...which i couldn't deny. This girl was easily the best girl i was with and most fun. At one point when i told her i wanted doggy, she grabbed me and put it in the OTHER hole...at first i thought, this was a weird angle....but then i realized where i was...OMG...she was amazing.

The next night was my last night so i had a drink with her and thanked her for the good times and at around 3am i had 1300 baht left. I went to hollywood to buy a beer and with 1150 baht...i was pretty sure i wasn't going to get anything ...but i walked around and found this cutie with this mini skirt and we started dancing.

She then asked me to buy her a drink..1050 baht and it got hotter. Then i noticed something..that her mini skirt outfit was the same ones in a bar in soi lion. She was a dancer there! So i pressumed that i had no chance at hooking up with her for 1000baht as dancers seem to cost more. Anyway, so i dance with her some more hoping to turn her on to get a discount. When the moment was right i asked her if she wanted to come with me. She asked me how much. 1000 for ST. She wanted 1500. I told her i'm leaving for the US tomorrow and that i only had 1000 left. So she said ok, only 1 hour.

So anyway, we were back at my hotel when i noticed something a little different about her. She was very quiet while in session. I noticed her coming and then i said to her..."you're very quiet...are you coming?" and she responded with "i'm not going to tell you" so i said "okay, i'll fk u until you scream"....our 1 hour session was actually 2 and in the end i did what i said. It was awesome. I gave her the rest of my money in my wallet and finished my awesome holiday in Patong with an awesome finish.

Anyway, i had a blast...learned lots and did lots.
That's my report of my night life experience.

 

[carmencita120]

Didn't he just say that you can't take your drink.... rather than suggest you are fat? ...555555

 

[rugger]

Everyone deserves a first trip and this was yours.
Thanks for the trip report, glad you enjoyed it.

Those SW girls aren't so scary after a couple of visits.

 

[The Chika Rita]

Reminds me of the first couple times i was in LOS and single..... Good on ya bud.....:thumbsup:

 

[dennisoo]

That's right Mr. Waharoa. Paul I was saying you can't take your drink (Light-Weight)5555+ But I know you can drink Shi5 loads.
I would never dream of you calling you Fat or Pom Poie.

You hadsum man with goob hert.

 

[blonde bitch]

You sound a charming individual... :whistle:

 

[mad92300]

5555555......Bit too much information me thinks.

 

[Aly B]

Sorry mate, I made the comment about not remembering, but i'm from Ireland......

Aussies are sissy drinkers aswell 5555555

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[sherazade92700]

haha...pauly can't even drink 5L of Heineken ... really ... check it out :rofl:

http://www.phuket-info.com/forums/idle-chit-chat/28158-henieken-bet.html

 

[Rachel G]

you're such the stud!

 

[DelightfulDevilishDreams]

He really does have a great job....55555

 

[Megan !]

I'm not saying it's made up - none of my business if it is or not and I'm not joining any crowd. What I am amazed at is that a girl, totally of HER OWN decision, when she didn't really need to, when she is a sex worker and knows it's not the best place, when for women usually it isn't all that pleasurable, when a condom would be involved - so very little lubricant indeed and bound to be pretty painful - unilaterally decided to instigate bum sex.
I don't know whether to be jealous, incredulous, doubtful or what 555

 

[Lightning]

I stand by what I said... the OP comes across as a bully...

 

[nickie]

I anticipate a move to L2, but c'mon guys...just a sort of TR and a pat on the back! 555

And for the record, five chicks can grope and fcuk me anytime, anywhere......except for here at home~

 

[Jiraiya]

Actually... that part I did find believable...

 

[katie.]

based on OP's picture, he looks to be about 5'7, and 135pounds. and Asian....hmmm....not much threat of damage me thinks.5555

 

[Dr pushpinder k]

........fairly fond of blowing his own trumpet alright. I dont know how, after being out drinkin every night on a mongerin holiday, ya can remember every last detail, right down to exactly how long each boom boom session lasted.

I guess I must be dinkin the wrong way 55555555

 

[sweetpeach]

Good read.

Was nice meeting you at MTB on Sunday night. And then I think I saw you in the street with your TG later that night. I remember thinking she was cute as.

 

[horsinround2do]

But maybe pointy like a newly sharpened pencil. 555

 

[Marissa B]

i was like reading a porn comics. you didn't have to go all the way to provide us with this info, you could just say i banged a lot of chix. anyywaaaaaaays, glad you had fun and thanks i guess for that perfectly detailed story.

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