first timer questions

[red_writer]

Park near the Jack in the Box, take the bus (if before 8:30 pm) or walk the bridge then take a cab. I park near Jack so I don't have to walk the bridge coming back. On weekdays late night it's about 5 minutes to get through, on weekends it can be 15 - 30 minutes depending what time it is.

 

[Kindness]

If your only going to Tijuana DON"T DRIVE your car inside THERE. The lines are crazy getting back to the states, but it never takes me 3 or 4 hours. Maybe a little more than one hour, or two at the most.

What I do is make an exit at the 'last USA stop' I usually park by Jack in the box over the bridge for $5, but if you don't know where that is, pay $9, you can miss the parking lot near the gates into TJ, take a taxi inside to the Zona, [$5}just say Chicago club, from there you can walk to everything.
If the taxi driver tries to take you to a MP, just say NO.

The line walking back into the US is about 30min long when it's heavy. What I like to do is go on a weekday, and come back home after 1:00AM in the morning, and guess WHAT? NO LINE, or the line is less than 5 minutes.

Driving is Tijuana is just crazy, avoid it if you CAN.

 

[15 MoRe WkS 2 g0!!]

thanks for your help guys. Just a message to all you guys out there,
if you are planning on going to tj for a quick lay on the weekends,
you better have some sort of plan before crossing back into the us
because the lines are insane on weekends, I'm talking 3-4 hours to
get back to the us. Plan on bringing a bike or a motorcycle, I beleive
that is the only way to get across quickly back to the us.

Adelitas usually has a strip show starting around 1pm and it is almost nude,
just G strings and nothing else. Try to stay far enough back to see the show
but not too close because the girls will come up to you and ask for cash.

 

[Cochise]

I don't think there is a all nude strip joint in Tijuana for the public. Of course you can try any of the Revolution strip clubs in Tijuana, and pay for those priivate booth dancers, sometimes as high as $40-$60 and they are all nude.

Sometimes the strippers in the zona bars will take everything off especially in Hong kong, in order to get bigger tips, and to give the customers a little taste of things to come if they take them to the private rooms or upstairs to the HOTEL. I see guys all the time trying to kiss dancer's pussys offering $1 as tip to get a feel.

 

[Henock]

Are there any strip clubs that operate as fully nude? I only remember seeing those that are topless.

I'm not saying that I didn't get a flash here and there but don't remember any that were full nude all the time.

 

[lopku]

On foot (Sundays excluded) the wait between 7-9pm is usually very short. In a car at those hours I usually cross at Otay instead of San Ysidro. It's much quicker.

 

[ghyukilofr]

I meant if you were to drive, instead of walking.

 

[Insane P]

7-9 on Saturday ? The word HELL describes it the best. During weekdays, it's a lot better and gets real better after 10 PM. On weekends, I usually drive back to border around 1:30 or 2 AM. Takes 20 minutes to clear the border.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I was at Hong Kong last friday night and same thing happened. Guys with 'AFI' sign on the back in commando uniform carrying M-16 stormed in and checked for drugs. Interestingly they even checked the bar kitchen and employees as well. Local mexican guy tells me that these guys are federal police, kind of FBI or ATF of the States. About four weeks ago, these same guys came into CC. Is there a war on drug going on in TJ ? Shit I don't want to get caught in the crossfire between druglords and police.

 

[Ms.A.]

Generally the pedestrian line is 10 minutes or less at those hours on any day. Car lines ca be up to two hours or so on a Sunday night, and sometimes as little as 20 minutes weekdays. Last night I made it in a car in 25 minutes at 6:15.

 

[Foxy Lady Wanna bite ?]

does anyone know what the border wait time is around 7-9pm at night. I used
to go to tj during the daytime and the border waits are insane. I'm thinking about
going at night. If anyone knows how long their wait was at night bet 7-9pm?

 

[I do care!]

Hey guys:
I was in Miami bar when the Policias came in and check everybody
including Chicas and Clients.. for drugs.
I don't think they care about the health cards of working girls in
the bar. Their main concerns were drugs and weapons

 

[Urbano S]

Are you sure it was police? That shouldn't been any concern of theirs, as their is a regulatory agency that checks health cards.

 

[Tom Graphics]

While I was in Adelitas, on a Thursday night, the girls all suddenly started moving to the back corner. I saw that there were about half a dozen Police herding them back there and others blocking the doors. I got a little concerned after the stories I’d read on the board, but I saw that they didn’t care about the men, they were just collecting all the girls in the club.
Then they had the girls one by one show their health cards. Once the girls had shown their cards they went right back to work in the club. It went smoothly and every girl in the club must have passed inspection.
I did see later in the night that the hauled one girl out of the massage club across the street. They took her to the patrol car but I didn’t hang out long enough to see what they did with her.

 

[Cora D]

First of all, thank you to everyone who gave useful and detailed information here before. You made my first trip to TJ much easier and more enjoyable. I had no problems and enjoyed myself greatly.
I walked through the gates and was immediately met by the yellow-shirted Taxi guys wanting to give me a ride for $5. I wanted to walk a little to so I went to the right toward the McDonalds. There the Taxi rides to anywhere were just $3 so I figured that walking two blocks was worth the $2 and hopped it. It was early, about 7pm so I went to the Zone and walked around to get my bearings. Yes, the alley girls really do grab your shirt and some of them hold on very tightly.
I tried Adelitas, The Chicago Club and Hong Kong. Of the three I found that Adelitas was definitely the place for a newbie who didn’t know the game. If you’ve been to a couple of strip clubs in the US, then once you push past the heavy curtains you’ll be right at home here. Grab a seat if you can find one because they fill up.
I instantly recognized “Hottie Central” from the descriptions. These are the really beautiful women that aren’t impressed by anything.
I sat down and looked around. If you make any eye contact at all then it is taken as an invitation to join you and the woman is either looking for a $7 drink to pay her bar fees, or a quick trip upstairs.
One girl that I would call second tier, not quite a hottie central girl, but definitely a 7 came over after she saw me checking her out. I can’t remember her name but she was probably late 20’s, 5-05, slender with lighter brown hair. She sat down and immediately leaned into me with lots of body contact. She started running her hands around until she found the front of my jeans and then started stroking like we were old friends.
I know from other posts that I probably could have negotiated lower but I agreed to $60 (she knew I was new) and went upstairs. When she undressed she had a firm body with just a little sag to the butt.
She took charge and told me to undress. She sat on the bed and asked me if I wanted to be sucked. Well yes… Without asking for any additional cash she asked if I wanted bare or with condom. I played it safe and asked for a condom which didn’t offend her at all.
This was clearly a pro and she knew how to suck, nice varied technique.
She then laid back and invited me aboard. We started Missionary, this was fun but I wanted a bit more interaction so when I pulled back she immediately offered, “Doggy?” Now that was what I had in mind. I got behind and she was smiling at me in the mirror the whole time making eye contact.
I got going and then she did something I hadn’t felt before. She brought her legs together, and twisted her upper body around so that she was butt in the air, but looking backwards under her left arm with her right shoulder on the bed. It made her very tight and totally exposed the hips for great hand-holds. I finished like that. I was ready for her to bolt as described in other posts. She cleaned herself up, offered to leave me the still clean towel if I wanted to take a shower, and took off for the club. Overall a very nice and worthwhile experience, I would definitely repeat.

 

[Rylee]

i guess the only thing worse would be a chick with a clit bigger than your dick.

runs away ashamed

 

[mktmonitor]

I hope I never date a woman that has a butt bigger than mine...

Same goes for her boobs too. (ha,ha)

 

[Clown Keeper]

he obviously doesnt feel the same... but there shouldnt be any shoreforum.xxxe of "fluffy" women in TJ. shit man... you can get free fatties at any bar in town in the states.

 

[Coastal Doc]

My analogy to skinnies is like this, would you rather lay your head on a long narrow log or a big fluffy firm pillow you can sink your head into? For me, its the big fluffy firm pillow.

 

[cinderella_948]

Yeah...I met one there during the day. Her body was a 9 but her attitude was a 3 or 4. I bought her a drink but we didn't connect much so I let it go. I think that's because she was too young. I'm middle aged so I don't think that helped matters. That's no problem though. With your help I'll march on and find someone else...