getting a tattoo.

[Lamia]

Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in
the
hell have you been?' Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'

'A tattoo?' she Reviewowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a
hundred
dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you
thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disgust.'Why on earth would a
retired person get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, I did it for four reasons.

One, I like to watch my money grow

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

Charlie is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.