Getting hard at the wrong time, just another story

[Qster]

This is just a funny story to share, not sure if you guys experienced it.

So I had a dentist appointment, it is a big office with like a dozen dentists but I was expecting the same hygienist I have always had (you know the grandma who had been an office fixture). Instead, I was greeted by a much younger hygienist and led to a different chair, my usual lady is away. She was very petite, probably <5 ft. but with C+ breasts, very big for her frame. Covered by mask, faceshield, disposable gowns, the only thing I could say is that she has pretty eyes. Her technique is quite different, she used her power tool a lot more than the older hygienists. She sat on my right side the whole time, but because she is such a tiny girl, she had her chair way high and my chair way low. In order for her to dig in scrapping, polishing or flossing something in the back, she tend to lean right over and swish my face/shoulder right against her boobs. Yes, they were very soft and very natural. At first, I wasn't paying much attention to it but as time progress, I notice it more and more and so did LG. If she noticed, she didn't say anything but it was a little embrassing to experience wood in a dentist office.

 

[Thickandsweet]

Life's embarrassing moments- I was about 17 and injured back on construction site. Went to physio to fix. Attractive mid 20s physio tech had to bend and stretch me in hip to hip positions. Long story short, LG salutes her, much to my dismay and her disgust. I got the grandma treatment the next 5 visits. Yup...hormones!

 

[Albertaman]

This is just a funny story to share, not sure if you guys experienced it.

So I had a dentist appointment, it is a big office with like a dozen dentists but I was expecting the same hygienist I have always had (you know the grandma who had been an office fixture). Instead, I was greeted by a much younger hygienist and led to a different chair, my usual lady is away. She was very petite, probably shoulder right against her boobs. Yes, they were very soft and very natural. At first, I wasn't paying much attention to it but as time progress, I notice it more and more and so did LG. If she noticed, she didn't say anything but it was a little embrassing to experience wood in a dentist office.

Imho, nothing is just pure accidental. Meeting new people appears to be accidental but there may be more to it. The contact during the dental session tells me that she likes you.

If you are friends with the dentist ask him a few questions. None that would hurt this fine woman's career. Otherwise, follow up quickly with some urgent teeth whitening session.



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[luvrgirlz]

what kind of question could you ask the dentist?
Does she do oral?

 

[luvrgirlz]

examinations'

 

[luvrgirlz]

Wow, dentist appointments offer so many opportunities for really bad jokes

 

[luvrgirlz]

BYW. I wish I could get hard sometimes in the wrong circumstance, haha
It would show I'm maybe still in the game, not in the stands

 

[sleeker]

So what’s her name and office? We want to experience it too

 

[FredSanfordII]

She was very petite, probably <5 ft. but with C+ breasts, very big for her frame. Covered by mask, faceshield, disposable gowns, the only thing I could say is that she has pretty eyes. Her technique is quite different, she used her power tool a lot more than the older hygienists. She sat on my right side the whole time, but because she is such a tiny girl, she had her chair way high and my chair way low. In order for her to dig in scrapping, polishing or flossing something in the back, she tend to lean right over and swish my face/shoulder right against her boobs.

Q, I had the same experience. Half way through the cleaning, she asked if I flossed regularly. I kinda lied and said every two days. Several moments later, she said I should stop masturbating. I asked, well... every day? She said no, it's just hard to clean your teeth at this time.

 

[Mebad2018]

Q, I had the same experience. Half way through the cleaning, she asked if I flossed regularly. I kinda lied and said every two days. Several moments later, she said I should stop masturbating. I asked, well... every day? She said no, it's just hard to clean your teeth at this time.

 

[Mebad2018]

 

[Eastcoastdan]

I just remembered one, because the “out of the blue” ones are few and far between. I was getting a massage from a legit therapist who I saw every once in awhile. She uses draping but it is a sheet. That day I told her I was exhausted and she said it’s ok to fall asleep because then she’s working on relaxed muscles. Ok. I’m on my stomach and passed out. She woke me up and turned me over and I passed out again. When I woke up at the end, I had produced a big tent. Ok, an average sized tent. I had one of those so hard the pressure expanding was almost painful but also awesome. It was the end and time to go. I came out dressed and neither of us said anything. She didn’t act embarrassed or anything, so neither did I. The next time I was there, she encouraged me to sleep if wanted.

 

[bigbill]

Oh, yes, the sleepy-time-wood.

My GF and I were in Europe and she bought me one of those small speedo-style swim suits, they were pretty much what all the men wore (still do?) on the beaches there. One afternoon on the beach I drifted off and got one of those sleep-induced hard-ons and a pretty decent amount of my dick was out of the top of my suit. A lot of places have a lot of topless women, but most frown upon bottom nudity. I woke up and this group of 20-something women beside us were laughing at my misfortune.

 

[Buck Hawthorne]

This is just a funny story to share, not sure if you guys experienced it.

So I had a dentist appointment, it is a big office with like a dozen dentists but I was expecting the same hygienist I have always had (you know the grandma who had been an office fixture). Instead, I was greeted by a much younger hygienist and led to a different chair, my usual lady is away. She was very petite, probably <5 ft. but with C+ breasts, very big for her frame. Covered by mask, faceshield, disposable gowns, the only thing I could say is that she has pretty eyes. Her technique is quite different, she used her power tool a lot more than the older hygienists. She sat on my right side the whole time, but because she is such a tiny girl, she had her chair way high and my chair way low. In order for her to dig in scrapping, polishing or flossing something in the back, she tend to lean right over and swish my face/shoulder right against her boobs. Yes, they were very soft and very natural. At first, I wasn't paying much attention to it but as time progress, I notice it more and more and so did LG. If she noticed, she didn't say anything but it was a little embrassing to experience wood in a dentist office.

Yup I’m suddenly in need of teeth cleaning. Please share location and name of hygienist lol.

 

[Albertaman]

I just remembered one, because the “out of the blue” ones are few and far between. I was getting a massage from a legit therapist who I saw every once in awhile. She uses draping but it is a sheet. That day I told her I was exhausted and she said it’s ok to fall asleep because then she’s working on relaxed muscles. Ok. I’m on my stomach and passed out. She woke me up and turned me over and I passed out again. When I woke up at the end, I had produced a big tent. Ok, an average sized tent. I had one of those so hard the pressure expanding was almost painful but also awesome. It was the end and time to go. I came out dressed and neither of us said anything. She didn’t act embarrassed or anything, so neither did I. The next time I was there, she encouraged me to sleep if wanted.

What's there to be embarrassed about? Only in bible thumping lands, people are programmed to apologize for having a hard on. The most potent creative force of the universe is flowing through us all. Most nights as part of our daily circadian rhythm, early morning hours our testosterone production takes us there. We need to surrender to it . I have had some massages in my life where the masseuses persistent efforts on my thighs and glutes resulted in deeper orgasms that run up the spinal column. Ordinary hand jobs are just boring.. great for the masseuse to clear an extra 40 to 60 out of your wallet for very little effort.

Spontaneous hard-ons are a good reminder that we are still alive. Keeping mentally sharp is as important as being physically fit. They are related but not guaranteed. Mental sharpness comes from thinking for oneself, not following the herd. For this reason I don't subscribe to the hj culture. Foolish waste of money, and ok for kids. Grownups should seek something more mutual


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[Deleted member 72001]

What's there to be embarrassed about? Only in bible thumping lands, people are programmed to apologize for having a hard on. The most potent creative force of the universe is flowing through us all. Most nights as part of our daily circadian rhythm, early morning hours our testosterone production takes us there. We need to surrender to it . I have had some massages in my life where the masseuses persistent efforts on my thighs and glutes resulted in deeper orgasms that run up the spinal column. Ordinary hand jobs are just boring.. great for the masseuse to clear an extra 40 to 60 out of your wallet for very little effort.

Spontaneous hard-ons are a good reminder that we are still alive. Keeping mentally sharp is as important as being physically fit. They are related but not guaranteed. Mental sharpness comes from thinking for oneself, not following the herd. For this reason I don't subscribe to the hj culture. Foolish waste of money, and ok for kids. Grownups should seek something more mutual


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That sounds advanced, grownup, and progressive, but hey!…………….HAND JOB!!!!!

(I’m 12)

 

[Eastcoastdan]

What's there to be embarrassed about? Only in bible thumping lands, people are programmed to apologize for having a hard on. The most potent creative force of the universe is flowing through us all. Most nights as part of our daily circadian rhythm, early morning hours our testosterone production takes us there. We need to surrender to it . I have had some massages in my life where the masseuses persistent efforts on my thighs and glutes resulted in deeper orgasms that run up the spinal column. Ordinary hand jobs are just boring.. great for the masseuse to clear an extra 40 to 60 out of your wallet for very little effort.

Spontaneous hard-ons are a good reminder that we are still alive. Keeping mentally sharp is as important as being physically fit. They are related but not guaranteed. Mental sharpness comes from thinking for oneself, not following the herd. For this reason I don't subscribe to the hj culture. Foolish waste of money, and ok for kids. Grownups should seek something more mutual


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I didn’t say I was embarrassed

 

[Albertaman]

That sounds advanced, grownup, and progressive, but hey!…………….HAND JOB!!!!!

(I’m 12)

, nothing very progressive there but clearly you are a hard working 12 year old with a 'uge paper route, and loaded with cash. Way to go! Give it a few more years, and those 1000 calories latte chugging girls will be super fluffy 20 year olds. The future is awesome bright.


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[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Q, I had the same experience. Half way through the cleaning, she asked if I flossed regularly. I kinda lied and said every two days. Several moments later, she said I should stop masturbating. I asked, well... every day? She said no, it's just hard to clean your teeth at this time.

For a moment there, I thought that was a true story.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Oh, yes, the sleepy-time-wood.

My GF and I were in Europe and she bought me one of those small speedo-style swim suits, they were pretty much what all the men wore (still do?) on the beaches there. One afternoon on the beach I drifted off and got one of those sleep-induced hard-ons and a pretty decent amount of my dick was out of the top of my suit. A lot of places have a lot of topless women, but most frown upon bottom nudity. I woke up and this group of 20-something women beside us were laughing at my misfortune.

Next time you decide to leave your home and head to the beach wearing a speedo:
first draw a mouth, and eyes on the head of your dick...the young ladies will laugh even harder. Then when their laughter dies down, turn and say to them: "It's like I always say to my little friend here....grow big or (stay) home"