Getting Laid in China

[Gadfly]

I'm going to be in the Garden Hotel in Guangzhou on Friday, Sat, and Sun.

I would like a good girl (or girls) for the weekend. I emphasize young-ish (18-23), I'm 33, and pretty. I'd also like a slightly curvy one. The cute little china doll with no-ass at all that PappyBrown had would have been a no-go from the start. I'd rather have one with a few extra pounds on her (a few extra, not 30) who has a nice round ass that sticks out a bit.

If anyone has any suggestions, PM me please. I'm a nice guy (hey, my mom says so) and a good tipper. The girls should appreciate both, albeit the 2nd part more!

Thanks,

Skypine27

 

[sexy mum43]

Used MSBAKER's technique for calling the number on the card. The guy understood me, I understood him, we agreed upon 400 and I emphasized the pretty girl line and it worked fine. I then got a call to come downstairs to bring her up to the room (Garden Hotel in Guangzhou-need a key to get upstairs). Put my clothes back on and went downstairs. I got down there and this cute thing with no ass was waiting for me. Looked good enough, so I brought her up.

WOW, she really had NO ass! Nothing but tailbone, but the rest of her was okay, so what the hell. No english, which is no big deal, and I offered up the shower, she went in, did her thing, came out and started to crawl into the bed. No attempt to massage me at all. I asked her and had to resort to sign language to get her to understand that I wanted the massage first. She was VERY reluctant, and I soon found out it was because she likely has never attempted that feat, based on her 90 second massage audition before she quit.

Okay, fine. Blow me.
She did. Not very well.
And yes, there is such thing as a bad blowjob.

While she was trying, I'm fingering her snatch and felt something strange enough to spook me into going into the bathroom and washing my hands. I don't know if it was a wart or what, but decided this was just gonna be a me-blowing-my-load-on-her-face-and-saying-goodbye.

So I had her finger herself while I jacked off on her cute little face and she promptly freaked and ran to the shower while I was still pumping goo. Oh well. Showered up, gave her 400 and she looked at me like the kid who didn't get the bike under the tree at Christmas. Obviously, she was expecting more money. I told her no tip for no massage and no good service. She called pimp and he told me to give her a tip. I told him why I didn't and he said, "okay, you call me if you want girl." Right.

Anyway, she left and two minutes later the phone rang, spooking me about what she might have gone and told security, but it was just the duty manager wanting to know if I was okay because my Do-Not-Disturb sign had been up all day. I fucking HATE when they do that!

Anyway, I'll try another number next time. This one was 137110955816.
Lousy girl, but the technique for the call worked great.

 

[Crystal?of?Iris]

LOL. spot on answer

 

[i H.S.P.]

would you want to eat fried rice everyday for free?

 

[johnsvolt]

Here's some suggestion: If you want to screw around in China don't bring the wife. If you do bring the wife, most likely she'll not let you out of her site. I suggest the massage/suana parlors all over China for absolute privacy. Learn some basic Mandarin to avoid being scammed if you're caucasian and don't speak basic Mandarin. I know it's none of my business, but i am always curious, why do most married men pay to screw other pussies when they can screw their wifes for free??/???

 

[Tori]

You must be a rookie at this game.

 

[teresa j]

Here's a good advice, if you're a foreigner and don't speak the language please learn some basic Mandarin regardless if you're on a tour or traveling with friends or even going solo. Most likely you will be scammed on the streets, restaurants and coffee shops that are owned by chinese people. For travelers who don't speak the language, the safest and best bet is go to a massage/suana parlor to get laid. Major cities in Shanghai and Guangzhou are fast moving cities, with alot of people and traffic everywhere, the scene is chaotic and aggressive, you don't have time to wonder around the cities to find non pros in China, save yourself the time and go to a massage parlor where they will treat you like a king.

 

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By Jonathan Bor
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Originally published August 29, 2005, 12:30 PM EDT
Already a force in the fight against AIDS in Africa, the University of Maryland's Institute of Human Virology is expanding its reach to Asia with an agreement to help China keep its emerging epidemic from exploding into one of the world's largest.

Under the agreement, signed today at its annual conference in Baltimore, the institute will assist China in finding appropriate drug treatments and efficient ways of getting them to patients.

The pact also calls for Baltimore doctors to train Chinese physicians in the care of people with AIDS and for China to send young researchers to work in the institute's laboratories on West Lombard Street.

Scientists from both countries will join forces in finding a long-sought AIDS vaccine as well as new treatments that could include combinations of Western drugs and traditional Chinese medicines.

"Wouldn't it be wonderful for the long-term peace, prosperity and health if both parts of the globe came together to solve this problem?" said Dr. Robert C. Gallo, the institute's director and co-discoverer of the virus that causes AIDS.

Gallo said the center also plans to sign a commercial agreement next month with the Chinese government and CK Life Sciences, a Hong Kong pharmaceutical company. The parties hope to develop marketable therapies and share in royalties.

Today's agreement comes as Chinese health authorities increasingly reach out for expertise in grappling with a disease that arrived more than a decade later than it did in the United States, Africa and some other parts of the world.

China documented its first case of acquired immune deficiency syndrome in the mid-1980s, but the epidemic took off in the mid-1990s -- fueled then by the sale of contaminated blood products. More recently, intravenous drug use, prostitution and general sexual activity have abetted the epidemic.

The World Health Organization estimates that fewer than eight out of every 10,000 Chinese are infected with the AIDS virus -- a tiny fraction of the rates seen in some African countries. Chinese authorities estimate that 840,000 people there are infected with HIV.

But experts fear that the disease could overwhelm China if the country doesn't develop effective strategies to contain it soon. Some predict that the world's most populous nation -- with more than 1.25 billion people -- could also have the world's largest AIDS caseload within the next decade.

"Control and prevention is not just a short battle, it's a long war," said Dr. Yiming Shao, chief expert with China's National Center for AIDS/STD Control and Prevention. "With scientific support we can sustain the war against AIDS."

Gallo and Dr. Wang Yu, director of China's Center for Disease Control, signed the pact this morning in a ceremony at the Baltimore Marriott Waterfront.

Founded by Gallo in 1996, the institute is the latest of several U.S. research institutions to join China's fight against AIDS. Others include the Johns Hopkins University, University of North Carolina and Harvard University.

"They are looking for top, world-class advice from different sources," said Joel Rehnstrom, who heads China programs for the United Nations AIDS effort.

UNC's program focuses primarily on public health measures to control the spread of HIV and sexually transmitted diseases. Hopkins is testing a medication designed to get addicts off heroin and, consequently, to keep them from spreading the human immunodeficiency virus through the sharing of dirty needles.

Today's pact may be the first between an entire institution and Chinese health authorities, Shao said. Most of the others "are scientist to scientist in different areas."

Critics say the Chinese government came late to the battle, refusing to publicly acknowledge the epidemic until just a few years ago.

But Dr. Myron Cohen, a UNC researcher who works with the Chinese government on AIDS issues, rejected that view. He noted that U.S. reaction to AIDS was far from swift in the early 1980s and that China's epidemic didn't take off until much later.

Cohen said Gallo's involvement is important because of his eminence as an AIDS researcher. Also, he said, Dr. Robert Redfield, director of the institute's clinical program, is a world authority in the management of patients on anti-HIV drugs. "The Chinese will benefit enormously," he said.

The collaboration will cost about $7 million over three years, with funding from the Chinese and U.S. governments, and outside sources that have yet to be found, according to Dave Wilkins, the institute's chief operating officer.

One of the institute's central roles will be to help China find drug combinations that are most suitable for its population, Redfield said. In the U.S., therapy often consists of three-drug "cocktails" chosen from more than 20 drugs now available. China has access to a half-dozen anti-HIV medications, although more might soon be available.

Although U.S. doctors often delay the start of anti-retroviral therapy until the virus has suppressed a patient's immune system, that might not be the right answer in China, Redfield said. A key consideration is how to keep patients from developing resistance to one or more drugs, a problem that can force doctors to prescribe other drugs.

From the start, the Institute of Human Virology's main focus was on basic research into HIV infection and the development of treatments and vaccines.

But over the past two years, its scope broadened considerably with the federal government awarding more than $77 million to help deliver drugs to patients in hard hit areas of Africa and the Caribbean.

The pact with China further expands its international focus, although the institute intends to function more as a scientific collaborator than as a relief group.

Gallo said it is difficult to say how far the institute's relationship with China will grow

"It would be wonderful to say this is going to be enormous and big and historical. I don't know what will happen," he said, explaining that funding could determine the extent of the partnership.

This article was updated by baltimoresun.com staff with information from the Associated Press.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/health/bal-china0829,1,3251432.story?coll=bal-nationworld-headlines

 

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Prostitute or nun: Tibetan girls' Chinese life

REUTERS
Posted online: Wednesday, August 17, 2005 at 0948 hours IST




SHIGATSE, CHINA, AUGUST 17 : It's evening in Shigatse and the lights are coming on. In the Chinese district of the Tibetan mountain town, strings of fairy lights flicker around rows of shopfronts where women perch waiting for customers and men stumble out from backroom corridors.




"There are a lot of prostitutes here. They're all from the countryside. Maybe they don't have parents to look after them or anything else to do," says Jirga, an 18-year-old vendor.


Hundreds of kilometres away in a nunnery in Tibet's capital, Lhasa, a group of young Buddhist nuns sit stitching yards of maroon cloth into the robes that are the iconic uniform of the clergy.


"The life here is very good. If I wasn't doing this, I'd probably be a farmer," said nun Ani La, 30, speaking over the din of a thunderstorm that rolled in from the mountains.


The Lhasa nuns and the prostitutes of Shigatse may have little in common on the surface, but both are part of the same demographic group -- young, rural, Tibetan women -- and analysts say their ranks are growing.


As development draws herders and farmers to towns in search of wage labour, Tibet's women find themselves with few choices and little know-how for getting by in a market economy.


"Often where there is a concentration of nuns there is concentration of sex workers. The same forces are drawing young women away from villages," said Charlene Makely, a Tibet specialist at Reed College in the U.S. state of Oregon.


FEW OPTIONS


Jirga, the vendor, shakes her head when asked how much schooling she has had. The answer is none. Her parents run a small stall selling jewellery and trinkets and she was raised to do the same.


At the Lhasa nunnery, more than 100 nuns live within the quiet yellow courtyard filled with potted plants and the sounds of chanted prayers, an oasis from the jumble of narrow streets of the city's old quarter.


Of the eight children in Ani La's family, three are nuns and two are monks. The others work on the family farm and one is a driver.


"This nunnery is popular because it's in the city, but the ones in the countryside are pretty popular now too," she said.


The nuns say their numbers have grown by a third in the past decade and would be higher if it weren't for government restrictions, imposed as part of a series of controls to keep nuns, who along with monks have a history of political activism, in check.


China imposed Communist rule in Tibet in 1950 and has faced periodic unrest since. Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, led a failed uprising in 1959 that led to his exile. Trouble flared throughout the late 1980s, too.


Most famous among Tibet's activist women were the "singing nuns", imprisoned for speaking out against Chinese rule and who became renowned after secretly recording songs in prison. The tapes were smuggled out and circulated underground.


The last of the singing nuns was released in 2004.


But in Tibet, where rural incomes are well under a dollar a day, some young women don't make it as far as the nunnery in their efforts to find security.


Their flight from village poverty ends in the sex trade.


"Men can go outside and look for work but for women it's not that easy. They can't do that," said 19-year-old Da Wa Qu Zong, who lives with relatives in Lhasa, looking after their son.


"PROSPERITY OF THE FEW"


Many grow up in remote villages or in nomad families, herding yak and doing farmwork as Tibet's cities and towns experience a boom fuelled by massive central government investment -- a boom critics say benefits more skilled Han Chinese migrants at the expense of Tibetans.


"Tibetans are not only poorer, their extremely low level of education makes their chances of getting a steady and lucrative job in the cities as good as nonexistent," the Tibet Information Network said in a report documenting the rise in prostitution.


"In Tibet, prostitution is not just a symptom of poverty, but is triggered also by the growing prosperity of the few," the report said.


It's also a problem officials are loath to recognise, let alone begin to address.


"There is no prostitution here," said Bian Ba Ci Ren, an official in Shigatse. The government compound where he addresses reporters is just blocks from the city's red-light district.


HIV/AIDS cases are below 100 in the region according to World Health Organisation figures. But views such as Bian Ba Ci Ren's have raised concerns the disease could spread, especially as the number of sex workers increases.


The official's pronouncement will also come as news to the young women in the shopfronts of Shigatse's euphemistically named "beauty parlours".


"I'm used to it by now," says one woman from the countryside when asked about what she thinks of her city vocation.


She returns to watching the street, where groups of men stumble drunkenly from shop to shop, leering at the women in the doorways.

http://www.financialexpress.com/latest_full_story.php?content_id=99526

 

[snoopy]

SEIVEL,

There is no city named Zhengzuo, do you mean Zhengzhou in centre China's Henan province?

Anyway, its easy to getting laid as this thread titled. you can try any sauna or "health centre" in any hotel.

Nice trip！

 

[twoasonesfl]

Does anyone has some information about Zhengzou ?? I'm going there early october.

 

[renaisance festival]

Now that is funny a chinese calling himself Charlie LOL at least he has a sense of humor, and if rates were good would like to have a talk with him for a day or two....

 

[Christina C]

bangfun, can i know which website show about this?

 

[Exilis]

John05,

If the internet sites you saw are those that charge a small fee to mobile phones for correspondance, the girls are most likely real. These sites typically have thousands and thousands of profiles with the overwhelming majority of them being non-pros. The few pros are most likely having their mobile phone numbers in their profiles (in some forms of encrypted messages since the sites typically delete any phone numbers).

Please be advised, it takes a long time (typically weeks and months) for a non-pro good girl to feel comfortable to have a meaningful date with someone they meet on the internet (by meaningful I mean beyond dinner-and-see-you-later, but still no intimacy yet). Keep in mind, people are very likely to run into each other in large cities in China. A non-pro good girl will not want to be seen casually dating a foreigner unless she has a job that requires regular contacts with foreigners, in such case, she has a good "excuse" if seen by her friends.

Another thing to keep in mind is that most girls look somewhat differently in person than in photo, especially if the photos are studio shot.

You can find pros with little effort in major cities if you just hang out around the right places. But if non-pro is what you search for, her skills will likely not be the most fulfilling but her intimacy with real emotions for you instead of your money may bring a different level of satisfaction.

 

[alexandra .]

Hey I just woke up, meant most girls only speak Chinese or local dialects, not English.

 

[Big Bear]

John, most girls don't speak Chinese, so it is very hard to communicate with them. Plus, many are more reserved and "traditional" so will be very shy. If you speak Chinese, you're set, but if you don't you should just stick to p4p.

 

[Campbell]

What about finding non pros in China? I see a lot of very pretty Chinese girls in the internet listing for single girls. I often wonder if they are real or just advertising. Can most speak English or will I be wasting my time to look for one who can? Any advice as I have never been to China before?

 

[Philip]

MSBAKER! What a great job you've did!!!

I couldn't have done a better job than you.

Hey, if you're ever in the south CHINA, come and private message me!

I think you'll enjoy SOUTH CHINA TOO... hehehe

 

[j3w3lz08]

Guys, it is really easy to get laid in China.

If you don't want to invest time at happening meeting places, and don't mind trying pot luck, just take a walk outside your hotel. Chances are high you will be accosted near the hotel gate by guys who want to give you business cards. These are really ads for girls (or some rip off massage/KTV joints which you should ignore). Here is how to figure out the mobile number listed on the card - in China these are 11 digit numbers starting with a 133 or 139 or 138 etc. For example 133123456 (don't try this number, I just made it up).


You can either call the number, or talk to the pimp directly. (Don't go by the pics which are sometimes on the card, as these have no basis).

a) Talking to the pimp:
When he says "Chineee Girl, Velly pretty, Make Luv, Yr Room". Say "How Much" or "Though Ciao". He will make some odd finger gestures (intelligible only to other Chinese). You can start by saying "Piao-Line Shiao-jee" (Pretty Girl) and "Err Bye" (200 Yuan). He will respond by "Liu Bye" (600 Yuan), and you should be able to close the deal at "San Bye" (300 Yuan) in non-coastal cities, and probably "Suh Bye" (400 Yuan) or "Woo Bye" (500 Yuan) in the coastal cities/Beijing. Then you will give him your room number, making sure to say and act out "Piao-Line Shiao-jee, OK" (Pretty Girl, OK), "Boo Piao-Line Shiao-jee, Bye Bye" (Not Pretty Girl, Bye Bye). Do NOT give the pimp ANY money (he will just run off for the night, or two). Go back to the room, and sure enough within half an hour she will be there. If you don't like the looks, make sure you say bye bye and don't be fooled into giving any taxi fare.

b) Calling the number on the card.
Before you do this, try to get a Chinese to tell you what your hotel's name is. I am serious. What you thought of as your hotel's name is NOT what it is referred to by the Chinese. For example, saying "Landmark Towers" in Beijing to any taxi driver will not get you anywhere, while saying "Liang Mah Khuh" will get you there. So after you know and have mastered the Chinese pronunciation of your hotel, call the number. You can call from your cell phone or if you want to avoid obnoxious call backs, dial from the room phone (which call may unfortunately show up with the number in the hotel bill). Say Hello to the sexy female (or gruff male) voice on the phone to advertise that you are a clueless foreigner, and then your hotel name and then the whole "Piao-Line Shiao-jee" (Pretty Girl) spiel. (Do NOT give out your room number just yet). Only give out your room number AFTER the negotiations have been finalized). You may be limited in some remote cities by your inability to use sign language on the phone, but in the main cities hopefully the phone will be staffed by someone who has the bare rudiments of English.

Once you do finally get the gal, make sure to get her direct phone number and if you like her negotiate a better rate for the next time (excluding the cut she gives to the pimp outside, or the phone service).

Hope the above was helpful, and do NOT forget your trusty condom (or two). HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases are RAMPANT in China. You may want to just have an intimate massage and get jerked off. The gal will also appreciate your sparing her cunt, and be most energetic.

Chinese number skills: (the number, the official pronunciation, and the actual way it sounds). Your room number 4302, is pronounced Suh-San-Ling-Err

0- Ling = Ling
1 = Yao = Yao
2 = Er = Err
3 = San = San
4 = Si = Suh
5 = Wu = Woo
6 = Liu = Liu
7 = Qi = Chee
8 = Ba = Bah
9 = Jou = Joo

Hundred = Bai = Bye



Cheers