GS reads that it's a grand opening which led me to believe that it was under new management from the old angel spa. WRONG-O!
called from the parking lot, was told the girls were 25-35 after she kept insisting i tell her my reason for asking about the age. Walked in and I immediately recognized the big monster. i stood by the door waiting to walk. she leads me into the room and turns the lights down - hoping, i suspect, that the dim lighting will somehow affect my vision of the brightly lit hallway where the girl was to appear. Monster mama stands by the door dazed for a few seconds pondering what her next move should be. I've already seen the other sad excuse for a girl on the couch, picking her toejam to add to her collection for all I could remember as I tried to avert my gaze from (medusa)^-1 [reciprocal exponent] #2's face. The only reason I say reciprocal exponent here is because medusa turns men rock hard, the ladies here have the polar opposite effect!!
Anyways, in comes LuLu who appears all shy. I immediately choose the lesser of the two evils and look at monster-mama with a look of "you've gotta be shitting me!". I guess she got the message as her next words were "what? she's 25!" sure, about 30yrs ago! She points to toejam eater on the couch with a rising intonation as if a bait and switch tactic where the choices were to either "Eat shit" or "be fed shit" would get me to choose her. I start walking with the sounds of monster-mama's "why? why? why? what's wrong? 25! really" reverberating through the paper thin yet newly wallpapered walls.
Never again. Never again.
Didnt even need to use my blackberry this time.
called from the parking lot, was told the girls were 25-35 after she kept insisting i tell her my reason for asking about the age. Walked in and I immediately recognized the big monster. i stood by the door waiting to walk. she leads me into the room and turns the lights down - hoping, i suspect, that the dim lighting will somehow affect my vision of the brightly lit hallway where the girl was to appear. Monster mama stands by the door dazed for a few seconds pondering what her next move should be. I've already seen the other sad excuse for a girl on the couch, picking her toejam to add to her collection for all I could remember as I tried to avert my gaze from (medusa)^-1 [reciprocal exponent] #2's face. The only reason I say reciprocal exponent here is because medusa turns men rock hard, the ladies here have the polar opposite effect!!
Anyways, in comes LuLu who appears all shy. I immediately choose the lesser of the two evils and look at monster-mama with a look of "you've gotta be shitting me!". I guess she got the message as her next words were "what? she's 25!" sure, about 30yrs ago! She points to toejam eater on the couch with a rising intonation as if a bait and switch tactic where the choices were to either "Eat shit" or "be fed shit" would get me to choose her. I start walking with the sounds of monster-mama's "why? why? why? what's wrong? 25! really" reverberating through the paper thin yet newly wallpapered walls.
Never again. Never again.
Didnt even need to use my blackberry this time.