Hobby Language in Everyday Life

[LostInnocence]

I was on the TTC this morning and the ride was slow, but at one point, the announcement came on: Full Service has been restored.

That would make an interesting subway ride!

 

[Ursus]

I work on cars when the opportunity presents itself, I go to junk yards and buy parts, I travel to the U.S. and buy from Harbor Freight etc. It always make me smile when I hear guys talk about having to 'Replace their Tranny.' My mind does a double-speak on the word and I start thinking about all the Tgirls I have loved over the years.
There is a funny shirt that some car guys wear as well that says: 'I blew my tranny.'

Imho, you haven't really hobbied until you booked at least 1 Tgirl. Most exotic experience ever. My fantasy is to be stuck on an island with 1000 trannies and I am the only one they can go to for sexytime. Holy, that would be perfect.

 

[Baddkle]

And all you have to eat is sausage.

 

[LostInnocence]

I was watching an old hockey game, and they said that Chicago had only one shot on goal.

 

[playfulfun]

My next door neighbour bought a new barbecue a few weeks a go, one of those massive ones that has multiple burners and two lids and had these guys put it together.
It was hilarious listening to them. I will call them Dumb & Dumber

Dumb " put that in here"
Dumber "there"
Dumb "yes"
Dumber "Fuck that's tight"
Dumb "just put it in"
Dumber "I think I better put some lube on it"
Dumb "just ram it in"
Dumber " OK"

Then everything went quiet, they decided to read the instructions and when I looked at what they had done I thought it was a good idea.
It took them six hours to build the barbecue and they scratched both lids and the doors.
My neighbour was pissed and refused to pay them and called a friend who came over and took it apart and rebuilt in a couple of hours.

 

[slipslidealways]

LOL awesome story... remember everything is dangerous when you are stupid....