How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

[Monica]

My wife and I go to LOS every year.. BKK, Pattaya, Koh Samui and now Phuket for the 3'rd time..

We're going to stay at a 4 star hotel at Patong Beach (1 min from Bangla road)..
They have their own Massage parlor and you can call them up to the room.

Is it likely that these masseuses will give extras if I ask?
Also for my wife?
HJ and BJ for us both.. so to speak…
Happy happy... The End.. :^^:

And..
Do hotel masseuses give oil-massage, while THEY are in the nude as well?
How much to tip for THAT ? :wink2:

We usually have one masseuse each, side by side on the bed..
Will the fact that a co-worker is present, make them shy and unwilling?

And..
Is it not risky that "the whole hotel" will know 5 minutes after we're done?
Or are they too secretive about their own “services” to tell anybody?

As to asking for it…
Anyone know how to say this in thai?
I'd like to ask for this in thai, so my wife does not faint in embarrassment when I ask for this "in public"..
(yes... I do know SOME thai.. but not these word and phrases..)

We’re not “new” to the idea or to the experience, but we are usually too shy to ask the “right questions”.. until the last day.. of course.. :erf:

I know it's a better chance if I call for masseuses OUTSIDE the hotel..
But the same questions apply to them.. and there might be an extra fee for bringing in outsiders..

(Siam Bayview in Pattaya wanted to charge me B1000 for each masseuse the first day, but after I talked to the manager, this "fee" disappeared.. but a bit awkward and far to much hassle..)

If anyone has any good advice and perhaps some nice (explicit but nice) sentences and words I can use.. please share..

PS!.. Yes.. I have searched this and other forums for answers.. but did not find any good answers..
So I hope you guys can help.. :great:

 

[Monster]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

In my opinion, some will and some won't. Every hotel and girl will be different. All you can do is ask... and I don't know the Thai way of asking... but pointing is the universal sign language...

 

[ally_girl22]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

My findings is that massage shops in hotel are hit and miss. These girls also tend to be older.
IMO i would choose a different place...

 

[Silent Arty!]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

yeah.. I know.. we've been pointing, raising ass and pussy towards their hands.. and so on.. but I hope someone here speeks enough Thai to write down some WORDS we can use next time..

And yes...
They ARE different..
Same same.. but different..

Thanks ! es:

 

[Pompal 09.]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

4* hotels are probably the least likely places to get a happy ending.

Would you go to a high end spa in the west and get your c0ck out ??

 

[Elly]

I know that.. but staying 2 weeks in a dump, just so we can have a couple of hours of extra joy.. well...

This is WHY I ask you guys for advice and lingo skills..

There IS a BIG difference between the western spa's and the Thai hotel massage parlors, so excuse me if I do not see the relevance..
But yes.. if I KNEW it was accepted.. I would.. es:

I do not know if it’s accepted in these parlors at the hotel.. but perhaps someone here has some experience other than 2 star hotels and Tootsies..
(being a newbie, I’ll have my head chewed of now.. right? :whistle: )

I hope someone has other experiences.. and I hope someone has the language skills and will like to share those with us..

I can share some of the words I know:

Bprooht = please
nûat / khlen = massage / fondle
ohk / nohm = breast
hoi = p0ssy
gôn = ass
gra’ daaw = cokc
ham = balls
níw meu = finger
she = khao

Waam = aroused
Baa tanhaa / miije'nn' = horny

Saii = put in
paai nai = inside

I guess some short sentences could go like this?

She/me horny = Khao/phohm baa tanhaa
Please massage breast = Bprooht khlen nohm
Put finger in p0ssy = Saii níw meu hoi
Take off (clothes) = thot (suea pha)

 

[tndv]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

Seen masseuses do exta in BKK hotels like Narai (not hotel masseuses but from hotel basement beauty shop) and Novotel.
I guess there is little chance for that in Patong. Not so many 4 star hotels 1 minute from Bangla. If you stay in Impiana I wouldn't even try to ask one of the 2 hotel masseuses. Don't know if La Flora or Patong Beach Hotel have masseuses.

 

[POTUS]

We’ve had a bit of fun at Dream, Silom Serene and the Tarntawan in BBK.. but these have parlors OUTSIDE the hotel lobby.. Dream hotel had inside, but we ordered from the parlor across the street..

It's the Patong Bay G R we're staying at.. 3/4 stars (depending on the reviews).. not TOO flashy and uptight. They do have a parlor on the ground floor, but not sure if I want to try anything as long as we have to face the hotel staff every day after a potential disaster..
But.. we might just go sloooow... and see if the smile disappears or widens.. :whistle:

Thanks for your input :thumbsup:

 

[greengirl]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

Lot of massage salons (with extras) around Patong Bay Garden. Don't think PBGR masseuses are up to extras, besides, they are not the most sexy ones.

 

[SR26]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

chuk wow - masmassageplanet.netate
set laow - come, sexually finished

My advice pick from a massage parlour and arrange a take out, stops any thought of what are hotel staff saying, confirm everything required before booking.

 

[Ronda]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

You are allowed to go to massage parlors outside of your hotel tho ??

If they do, they usually let you know.. If they dont, they tend to avoid the areas that gets it started.

 

[DukeofDixie]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

go to soi kepsap and ask the girls you fancy there in one of the many massage joints there...they are pretty a sure thing

pretty sure you won't be bothered by PBGR about having guests in the daytime although they do charge joiner fees these days for overnight guests unless you are a returning customer and have it waived

you could always ask in writing in advance....

as for the requests in Thai....they will speak more english than you can speak Thai

 

[Hyacinth]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

Sounds like you're trying to fit a square peg in a round hole (so to speak).

You're much better off finding the girls that are interested in your proposal and fitting them into your room.

Sticking to english, not broken Thai, may be your best bet for your request.

 

[niu]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

If you go to the Balahai Massage on Soi Kepsup or their other shop they actuallly have a massge menu for Couples which is what you are looking for so I am sure that they will give you what you want.

They have a website if you google them you can see their menus.

http://www.balihaimassage.com/couple-massage.htm

Regards

Drew

 

[bash]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

In our hotel the massage parlour had a menu, but nothing else was on offer. Plus the prices were more than double that of some of the places in Patong. In a couple of the Patong parlours, the girls offered a visiting service to our hotel room. I am not sure if the hotel would have charged us a guest fee for a massage in our room.

 

[Zey]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

the hotel would be hard up to argue as a joiner fee is for an overnight guest.....to have a massage girl (they don't know what sort of massage you are going to have) come in during the afternoon should be no problem...if the hotel raised the issue you would be quite right to ask for their policy in writing or refuse to pay...

 

[Tearany]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

Dunno Nels.. I tend to think that hotels that charge a joiner will charge a daytime ST as a joiner also..

Now of course arguing your getting a straight massage.. OK Maybe.. But if the same hotel provides massage staff ??

 

[hesitant_smile]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

ha ha i tried all of the hip thrusting and suggestive stuff but @ the seaview patong- NO ACTION!!!

 

[Lorrainey Bainey]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

We stayed at the Siam Bayshore Resort & Spa in Pattaya (4 stars) last year (not the Siam Bayview, sorry), and they wanted to charge B1000 pr masseuse regardless of time of day/night.
They wanted me to use the hotels parlor, but it was expensive (I belive it was B1500 for oil massage :shocked.. it closed at 18:00 and the old, fat hag visible in the parlor was not to our liking, so we went outside to find masseuses..

I explained to the concierge that we needed TWO masseuses at the same time, and often after 18:00..
“OK, but you have to pay B1000 pr visitor, everybody does”
I explained that this was MASSAGE for me and my wife.. nothing else, and that I did not care much for his insinuation.. no:
I also told him we would change hotels, if this wasn’t rectified..
(BTW.. the hotel was pre-paid, but if I called MasterCard, I COULD get my money back? There was NO mention of this fee on their website..)

5 minutes face to face, 30 minutes of him talking to someone (the boss I guess) resulted in me receiving a letter which gave me free access for our masseuses..
B1000 in the concierge’s hand the next day gave him the smile back on his face..
(we had 10 fantastic massage sessions after this, so B1000 was cheap.. it would have cost us B20.000 :surprised

So this CAN be done, I know..
But it’s a lot of hassle… that's why I wanted your input on this..

I’ll do the same at PBGR.. But Soi Ketchup is too far away to make an appointment on any given day..
Any good parlors with hot girls close to PBGR?
Sexy, hot and in their early 20’s..?

Massage at the outside parlors is not an option..
My wife want to feel comfortable and “safe” in our own room..
Bali Hai MIGHT be one place to check out though (thanks).. it looks exclusive.. and expensive ?
Anyone know their rates?



Yes.. I know the girls speak better English than my thai ever will be..
But the last time I asked for an happy ending for my wife.. my wife almost fainted with embarrassment, and she lost the lust.. uch:

I would like the massage to go seamlessly into soft fingering and excitement..
During and after the ordinary oil massage..
And if I know enough words to point the girls in the right direction (so to speak), it’ll be much easier..
Don’t you think? :yes:


Thanks for the input everybody!

 

[Occulty!]

How do we get "extras" from the hotels massage parlor..?

You got lucky with the hotel waiving the fee.. But theres no reason why you could have disputed it.. I would bet the fees for all kinds of things are not on the website and joiner fees are standard practice in many Thai hotels.