ohioisforluvers
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A driver is stuck in a trmpfic jam going into downtown Ottawa.
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold- up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Michael Ignatieff, Jack Layton, Gilles Duceppe, and Stephen Harper.
They are asking for a ten million dollar ransom... otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going Reviewom car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon!"
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold- up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Michael Ignatieff, Jack Layton, Gilles Duceppe, and Stephen Harper.
They are asking for a ten million dollar ransom... otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going Reviewom car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon!"