How to Chat up an emo girl ?

[Tom]

I like this girl at school shes an emo how to i chat her up ?

 

[star69]

Stand next to her,lean on the wall with an insolent depressed expression, pull your pants down round your knees so your dodgy boxers are on show, look at your feet and grunt. If you feel the occasion calls for small talk, say "huh". That should do it. But dont forget the daft Duran Duran haircut and if possible some thick black eyeliner.

 

[Raqhim]

tell her yur favorite band is death cab and u plan to commit cut yurself tomorrow....ask he if she wud like to join u

 

[Robert D]

Hide your face behind a fringe when you speak to her.

 

[robbinhood]

ask her if she likes to cut herself hahahaha
ALRIGHT that wasnt funny
i dont know

 

[dividedselfhood]

How about: 'So, you look happy today... I take it you've given your wrists a break from the cutting, eh?'

 

[FlapppJackk :P]

Really? Why do people ask questions like this!? People have said it millions of times be for and it always works out! Be yourself! Don't act like someone your not because it'll always come back and bite you and because they might end up liking you for someone your not and not the true you so what would be the point in that?

 

[Odd Boy]

How about treating her like a human being? A shocking concept I realise...

 

[Michael]

Tell her how tortured you soul is and how you can be kindred spirits. Also say how awesome Twilight is.