How to identify different cities of india

[Gerrardo]

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along,sees them and walks on.That's "Amchi Mumbai"...busy place dude...

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes, along & tries to make peace... The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai-stall That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he Writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug in the program. That's Bangalore ..

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A Guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't Like all this nonsense. Peace comes in. That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN PUNJAB !!!

Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. You are in Goa .

Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes and resolve their fight with the help of others passing over their. You are in the Heart of India ( M.P).


Scenario 10
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house. And says" Aamchya Ghara samor bhandu naka, Dusarikade jaun bhanda ( Dont fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting)". That's "Pune" for sure!!!

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[ben a]

^^ :lmao: :rofl:

 

[Paulo]

So true!! :lmao: :lmao:

 

[StephMoxley]

About chennai it is not true :

One guy will fight for amma, another will fight against amma, so there will be a big war :lmao:

 

[Nikki33]

:lmao: Yes

:thug: it comes to lathi's and Talwar's in no time :rofl:

 

[mike70025]

Pune it is hyeah:

 

[Nemmayora]

nice one:lmao:

 

[nysenutz]

Trucks, tractors and sumos :rofl: Sadde punjab ki toh baat hi alag hai :

 

[manx_sue]

hyeah:hyeah:
so true....

 

[Jacob B]

Not as funny as it is for the other cities

 

[bxeuyutmiwlivvemk]

:lmao::lmao: and its true here too :