Review I was feeling emotional

[SirusJ]

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“Got pain? Need healing? Feeling emotional?”

Got pain? Need healing? Feeling emotional? on Kijiji Got pain? Need healing? Feeling emotional? | Health & Beauty | Calgary | Kijiji

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I think my emotional state was worse after this.
She’s cute. She’s tiny. She’s dull. Have had better conversation with dryer lint.

I think that is actually her in the pics… glamour shot tho.

penbrooke area. place was nice enough. Clean. Renos were ongoing but nothing happening when I was there. Hubby charging around upstairs? Not sure.

Got talked into the 90min sesh.
Had to fill out a lengthy form in advance. Just the explanation of it took too long. I got mansplained on how to fill out the form.

Start face up, which to me is always a sign of nothing fun to come.
Flip to side.
flip to other side.
flip to face down.
flip to back.
VERY light massage.
It was cold.
Spritzing of magic zen spray. (More cold)
I think I fell asleep a couple times - for me this sucks. I like feeling the massage and if I fall asleep it’s far too light.

After: lots of jabber about how she’s aligned my this and that and how I’ll have a different way of thinking now and how I might be sore. Nope. I’ve fantasized massages and felt more.

She sure as fuck misaligned my sense of direction, as I zigged when I should have zagged TWICE while escaping the hood. I haven’t messed up like that in years, maybe decades. Maybe ever.

waste of a hundo for me knowing what’s out there.

 

[Albertaman]

From kijijiji
“Got pain? Need healing? Feeling emotional?”

Got pain? Need healing? Feeling emotional? on Kijiji Got pain? Need healing? Feeling emotional? | Health & Beauty | Calgary | Kijiji

aya- 0007

I think my emotional state was worse after this.
She’s cute. She’s tiny. She’s dull. Have had better conversation with dryer lint.

I think that is actually her in the pics… glamour shot tho.

penbrooke area. place was nice enough. Clean. Renos were ongoing but nothing happening when I was there. Hubby charging around upstairs? Not sure.

Got talked into the 90min sesh.
Had to fill out a lengthy form in advance. Just the explanation of it took too long. I got mansplained on how to fill out the form.

Start face up, which to me is always a sign of nothing fun to come.
Flip to side.
flip to other side.
flip to face down.
flip to back.
VERY light massage.
It was cold.
Spritzing of magic zen spray. (More cold)
I think I fell asleep a couple times - for me this sucks. I like feeling the massage and if I fall asleep it’s far too light.

After: lots of jabber about how she’s aligned my this and that and how I’ll have a different way of thinking now and how I might be sore. Nope. I’ve fantasized massages and felt more.

She sure as fuck misaligned my sense of direction, as I zigged when I should have zagged TWICE while escaping the hood. I haven’t messed up like that in years, maybe decades. Maybe ever.

waste of a hundo for me knowing what’s out there.

Man, I feel your pain.


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[Albertaman]

She's back with the "Got pain?" ad and tiny change to her name. But now it's all about Shiatsu being the path leading to nirvana. Thankfully something reminded me to run a search on this site. Hubby must be looking for spending allowance.


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[SirusJ]

She's back with the "Got pain?" ad and tiny change to her name. But now it's all about Shiatsu being the path leading to nirvana. Thankfully something reminded me to run a search on this site. Hubby must be looking for spending allowance.


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Saw that as well and came here to revive this.

Aihiya…makes me think of what I’d yell when karate chopping something as a kid!

 

[SirusJ]

GUYS!
who wants to be in por…. Err. Nevermind.

Saw this and was intrigued to hear someone else’s story.

Looking for film crew for new docu series on Kijiji Looking for film crew for new docu series | Entertainment | Calgary | Kijiji

 

[Albertaman]

GUYS!
who wants to be in por…. Err. Nevermind.

Saw this and was intrigued to hear someone else’s story.

Looking for film crew for new docu series on Kijiji Looking for film crew for new docu series | Entertainment | Calgary | Kijiji

Guys, you are a bit late to this party. Her ad is strictly for the filming crew to trot behind me. Secured the leading role months ago. Plump lipped ladies around the globe are lining up nicely, Fellatio on their mind, but local security will have to enforce the "ladies, single file please" rule as we move from one world city to another. Albertaman is going all out global. Will make you all proud! A few months from now, you all get to capitalize on my hard work. Ladies around the world will be squirting the moment you whisper you are from Edmonton or Calgary. Thank me now, or thank me later

Can't imagine the wimps who would rather do this by staying home and turning on Zoom


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