Wetdesert!
The problem is, of course, that your review sounds like one Isabella would write about herself! All kinds of superlatives but no smutty details! Hmmmph! Contrast your "review" with mine:
"I finally got out to see Isabella at the Blue Pearl Spa last week after having admired her pictures on the website for a couple of months. I was greeted in the reception area by a slender statuesque girl who looked absolutely stunning in a spectacular white dress. I was delighted when she told me she was Isabella! She led me to one of Blue Pearl's exquisitely appointed rooms where I showered.
When she returned, I found her to be pleasantly open to conversation and was surprised to learn that she's actually Cuban! At 5'9" or so, she's far taller than most Cuban women. Moreover, her skin is so pale that it could almost be described as an aggressive shade of white! Recent implant surgery has left her breasts with that "model" shape but her nipples still stand out angrily like a pair of small erasers.
Her single most striking physical feature though is her midsection, which is flat, hard and rippled with nice muscular lines tracing out a sixpack with a pert little bellybutton just begging for a taste of your tongue! (In my experience her stomach is comparable only to that of Sarah at Oasis.) Visions of ejaculating thick trails of viscous semen across her stomach were of course running rampant through my mind!
I decided that nothing less than a body slide would do.
It was good albeit not spectacular. Some play although mileage was perhaps a touch less than average. Good stamina and she didn't shortchange me for time.
Conclusion? If you like hard bodies combined with a pleasant welcoming demeanour, Isabella is a must to see!"
See the difference? Do you think Isabella could possibly have written herself up in such a manner?
You say you've been going to MPs for years? Since you've done the research, let's see what more you can do on the review front!