Jennifer @ Bodybliss

[Bob Smith]

I have generally been a fan of Bodybliss since I started hobbying at the beginning of this year. I have a regular there who has been very good and kept me coming back. Over the past few months, though, I had been looking at the web site and had been very interested in seeing Jennifer.

http://www.bodyblissmassage.ca/girlfriends/Jennifer/index.htm

The pictures are quite nice and the measurements looked great. Unfortunately, the 36C-27-36 should now read something like 36C-32-40. She is listed as 21 years old and I think that's about right - within a year or two.

From the bottom of the rib cage upwards, Jennifer is wonderful. Her face is very attractive (reminding me a bit of Nelly Furtado - Jennifer said she has a Portguese background) and her eyes are piercing. On the lower half she is not grossly overweight or anything near that and I don't want to be taken as saying so. However, I was surprised a bit when she took off her black dress (and, no, I'm not blind, when she went to introduce herself it was a very quick peek in the doorframe to say "hi" so I didn't get a complete view of her body and I was struck her the attractiveness of her face). That said, if you are into the "non-model" type, then Jennifer would fit your bill, but if you were interested in her based on the photos on the web site, they're not completely representative of how she looks.

The conversation was OK. It wasn't easy but it wasn't strained.

My problem was more with the massage skills themselves. I'm a hairy fellow and Jennifer's massage is best described as a whirling dirvish. Her hands whipped around my back in all directions and in the process pulled the hair on my back all around with her. It wasn't painful but when I checked out my back that night before I went to bed there was a noticeable rash from all the activity. Again, it didn't hurt, but it left something to be desired.

The body slide was OK. She tried hard to please and it was enjoyable (much more than the massage). It was certainly a safe slide. My only difficulty is that it was quite clear that it was a safe slide. I'm not against a safe slide, especially with someone new, but there are other MPAs who are much better at making it seem closer than it really is. We spoke a bit of Russian (which the Little Colonel always enjoys) and she certainly knows how to use her assets well. The release was also good.

She said that she had joined Bodybliss from an MP in Scarborough a couple of months back and it may take some time for her to get up to speed with the others. That said, she wasn't as good as my regular and I won't be leaving my regular to go back to Jennifer any time soon - but I wouldn't rule out a repeat.

Summary:

Face - B+

Breasts - A

Rear - B (I admit, I'm more after the model type)

Massage - C

Attitude - B+

Overall - B.

Repeat - Yes, if my regular wasn't available and if I had heard that her massage skills had improved.

Damage - $60 door fee (45 minutes) + tip.

 

[myrika_05]

I agree with you I do not like Body Bliss. Worst experence I've ever had in many years of Hobbying was at Body Bliss. STAY AWAY FROM SKY. There are some other reviews on her that are on par with my experence.


When I tried to speak to managment they did not care so I will never return.

 

[crunchy hannah]

Poor management which encourages bait and switch operations. Pass on this spa.

 

[stigmajones]

In some fairness, I don't think I'd call this "bait and switch". To me, that's what a place like Blue Pearl does when they show the pictures of the "old" Shakira (who I understand is now at Allure) to represent the "new" Shakira. So, when I went to BP thinking I had an appointment with the Shakira of the web site and got the current Shakira (and then had the older daytime receptionist knock on the door about a minute in and say "is that Angus? Is he OK with you?"), that to me is bait and switch - and probably not the smartest thing to have said that within my hearing range. (And I note that they are still using those photos - even after "new" Shakira mentioned that time back in February or March how embarrassing it was for her and that her photos had been taken but they just had to be put up on the web site.) In this case, the pictures are of the same woman, except they are in need of an update.

As for management, I've never had any problems with them and the receptionists have always been very nice and that was the case again this most recent time. That said, I agree that the true test of how good management is is how they react to customer issues.

 

[Billy bob]

Body Bliss has pulled the same crap. I stand firmly behind my cliam.

 

[Megan S]

I don't think that Col. Angus meant to imply that he didn't like Body Bliss... to the contrary, it sounds like he's been pretty satisfied with things in general there... this was a review in the purest sense (and a very good one at that)... A good factual accounting of what his experience was, tempered with a bit of speculation and personal observations.


Thanks for the review Colonel. If I might ask... who IS your "usual" over there?

 

[Rylee]

Don't worry, Skye's pictures are GONE from the BB website

 

[John Victor]

If she is available when I go, I always go with Gabriella.

http://www.bodyblissmassage.ca/girlfriends/Gabriella/index.htm

She's in her early twenties, still a student, and she and I hit it off right away. As with Jennifer the pictures are not completely accurate, but this time in a good way. The photos show Gabriella to be skinnier than she actually is (shows ribs, etc.) and she's not that way. She has a wonderful "girl next door" look to her and has a great attitude and while YMMV, we've had some very fun sessions. Breast-wise, she's listed as a B but it's a smaller B (although fun to play with). If you're after a more buxom breasted woman, then someone like Kimi would be your type (she is also an attractive woman) rather than Gabriella. And, for all the patriotic folks out there, she has a small tattoo of a maple leaf (red, not blue as in a hockey fan) that always makes me happy to salute the flag going up the pole.