Kama massage on crescent street

[stewpickles]

so I just visited Montreal this last weekend and tried a couple of these xxx massage parlors out since we don't have them back at home. I have to say that Kama was probably the biggest disappointment ever.

so first of all.. the girls on the website are not there. i paid 70 Canadian dollars at the door. i was then escorted to a room where i was told to take a shower and wait. i took the shower and once i got out i waited somewhere between 20-25 minutes before anyone came in. that is not a random guess, i was watching the clock on the wall very closely because i was supposed to meet my friend back at the room. the girl came in to my disappointment, because i had tried two other places down the road and they bring out roughly 10 girls for you to choose from and i had no choice. she was not very attractive and noticeably chubby (probably somewhere between 175-180). she apologized for the wait claiming that they were so busy that they had to call her on her day off. this is also untrue as i had taken note that the stairs on the way up only had 2 sets of foot prints leading up. there was a foot of snow on the ground so unless the other customers flew in i don't see how this could be true. so anyway i sucked it up and proceeded to listen to her rates. she said $40 and she keeps her clothes on, no touching. $70 she will take her clothes off, no touching. or $90 and she would take her clothes off, and i can touch her. i took the $90 option and paid her up front. so she had me lay on my stomach and DUMPED massage oil all over me to the point that it had completely soaked into the towel on the table and i was just laying in slop. she turned me over and stood in a position where i couldn't even touch her even though i paid for it. i could barely touch her boob when i was reaching as far as i could. she literally just came right out of the gates absolutely speed jerking me off as fast and hard as she could. she just wanted to take my money, make me come as fast as possible, and shuffle me out the door. she eventually says "your 30 minutes is almost up. after 30 minutes I'm washing my hands and walking out so you better start thinking about playboy". meanwhile like i said before i was watching the clock closely since i had to meet someone, it had only been about 15 minutes. i just closed my eyes, thought happy things, and tried very hard to imagine that someone at least semi attractive was jerking me off. i came after about 5 more minutes after being warned again she was about to leave.

cleanliness:

this places cleanliness was very poor. at the other 2 places i went to they sprayed down the massage bed before and after. this place did neither. after i came she simply went right to the sink and briefly washed her hands before saying "ok thanks. you can take another shower if you want, but make it fast". so i walked into the shower again to try to get the tons of massage oil off of me while she simply took the towel and pillow off of the table and replaced them with new ones and then walked out and i never saw her again. also at the other places the girls took showers after the massage too which this girl did not.

overall i would suggest that you avoid this place at all costs. the other two places i went to were Nuru massage and ooh paris. both of these places were a lot better and the girls were so attractive that it made my head spin trying to choose a masseuse.

 

[Spartan]

Very funny a new member wrote a really really bad review about kama and a really good one about ohh paris (competitor) I would say that kama is a really clean a beautiful place.

Not my type of place but still really hard to believe the review... really hard to believe that a girl could be that rude.

I guess it's a newbie mistake to pay upfront also ha ha

 

[Spartan]

Booked an appointement with Selena! 514 393 6999 nicest ass ive even seen. be nice with her shes going to be nice with you! Also doesnt really speak english but omg great massage!