Review Kitana @ Blue Lagoon

[Cmm1234534]

I’m finding it hard to trust Blue Lagoon anymore. I’ve been twice now and felt like I’d been catfished each time.

I had looked through their ladies working and saw the picture below of Kitana. I thought to myself, holy shit! I’ve gotta book a time with her. So I called ahead and booked 45 mins with her.

Upon arrival, she was called out to meet me. A woman came out about a minute later and said hi as she was passing by. I didn’t for one second think it was her until she stopped for a second and I asked “Are you Kitana?” Not what I expected at all. Look at her pictures, she looks fit and thick (in a good way). These were obviously from a long time ago. Now, she is quite a big girl. I’d say pushing nearly 190 lbs. Very chubby and an ass that is way too big.

So we went to the back and she had me shower. I was left alone for like 10-15 mins to use a shower with no soap. She showed up and chit chatted real quick before getting started. I was on my stomach and she started “massaging” me. Essentially she just put oil on me and ran her hands over my skin. There was some conversation but nothing great. Never even touched junior while I was in my stomach. She never got in the table for more than a minute either. For what was supposed to be a BS, there wasn’t much of anything at all.

On the flip, the HJ got started. I will say that she did have this smile on her face while she was doing it. And to her credit, she has a HUGE rack and great smile. I’d say like 38F if I had to guess. She said she’s Filipina and German and has this exotic look to her.

I asked her what was allowed and what she felt comfortable with. She said I “nothing inside and don’t touch the kitty.” Not even sucking on nipples of anything. I asked for a Russian and she said “I prefer the view from here” aka no. So boring.

She started the HE so early in the massage that I asked her to focus on something else so that I could finish the HE toward the end of the session. It felt rushed. But I made it all the way to the end. I shot my shot and that was it. We showered separately and I went in my way. Total waste of time and money. I won’t be returning to Blue Lagoon again.

 

[dtm1973]

go see alina

 

[Cmm1234534]

go see alina

She looks like my type for sure. What does she do?

 

[Victor Charlie]

Blue Lagoon's rooms and showers prolly still look like shit..

 

[sexpuppy]

190 pounds? That's a whale.

 

[Cmm1234534]

Blue Lagoon's rooms and showers prolly still look like shit..

Yea they aren’t that great. And the showers have no door so the water just goes everywhere

 

[Cmm1234534]

190 pounds? That's a whale.

I can appreciate a whale if it offers more than just a HE haha

 

[Youngdude1500]

go see alina

You able to give a review of her and what she offers, if you don’t mind?

 

[Jehc]

go see alina

I would also suggest Summer, Audrey, Kiki, or Danielle. Perhaps even Angel

 

[Cmm1234534]

I would also suggest Summer, Audrey, Kiki, or Danielle. Perhaps even Angel

I’ve been with Danielle before. Very nice and great service, but I didn’t find her attractive at all. Looked nothing like her pictures

 

[Jehc]

I’ve been with Danielle before. Very nice and great service, but I didn’t find her attractive at all. Looked nothing like her pictures

Fair enough

 

[dtm1973]

You able to give a review of her and what she offers, if you don’t mind?

sorry
CFS $300 at 50min
BBBJ, Anal, DFK

 

[Chris Rockman]

I’m finding it hard to trust Blue Lagoon anymore. I’ve been twice now and felt like I’d been catfished each time.

I had looked through their ladies working and saw the picture below of Kitana. I thought to myself, holy shit! I’ve gotta book a time with her. So I called ahead and booked 45 mins with her.

Upon arrival, she was called out to meet me. A woman came out about a minute later and said hi as she was passing by. I didn’t for one second think it was her until she stopped for a second and I asked “Are you Kitana?” Not what I expected at all. Look at her pictures, she looks fit and thick (in a good way). These were obviously from a long time ago. Now, she is quite a big girl. I’d say pushing nearly 190 lbs. Very chubby and an ass that is way too big.

So we went to the back and she had me shower. I was left alone for like 10-15 mins to use a shower with no soap. She showed up and chit chatted real quick before getting started. I was on my stomach and she started “massaging” me. Essentially she just put oil on me and ran her hands over my skin. There was some conversation but nothing great. Never even touched junior while I was in my stomach. She never got in the table for more than a minute either. For what was supposed to be a BS, there wasn’t much of anything at all.

On the flip, the HJ got started. I will say that she did have this smile on her face while she was doing it. And to her credit, she has a HUGE rack and great smile. I’d say like 38F if I had to guess. She said she’s Filipina and German and has this exotic look to her.

I asked her what was allowed and what she felt comfortable with. She said I “nothing inside and don’t touch the kitty.” Not even sucking on nipples of anything. I asked for a Russian and she said “I prefer the view from here” aka no. So boring.

She started the HE so early in the massage that I asked her to focus on something else so that I could finish the HE toward the end of the session. It felt rushed. But I made it all the way to the end. I shot my shot and that was it. We showered separately and I went in my way. Total waste of time and money. I won’t be returning to Blue Lagoon again.


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Honestly, this is the typical service standard at premier spas today—lots of rules and restrictions. I guess that's why Asian spas are so popular!

 

[Slimgalsfan]

luckily for you, we can't leave reviews on clients and that being said, i speak for all mpa's when i say that we prefer, look forward to and have a lot more fun with men that take pride in their hygiene when coming to see us. this means: your genitals noT smelling like it may have an infection.. a good aroma to your breath & and clean fingernails if you're going to be touching I actually think I remember this session and telling myself that there was no way I was letting this penis touch my body, apologies for ending the session earlier as your aroma was unpleasant and had me feeling unwell..

Anyway, hopefully this information gets you gets you better sessions in the future and with life in general

I am not buying it. It's a typical trick to defend oneself against bad reviews to accuse the reviewer of poor hygiene. The same happened to me as well.
I was in Blue Lagoon and luckily avoided the loss by cancelling the session after I saw the masseuse was totally different from the lady in the pics.
Avoid Blue Lagoon in general.

 

[Victor Charlie]

I am not buying it. It's a typical trick to defend oneself against bad reviews to accuse the reviewer of poor hygiene. The same happened to me as well.
I was in Blue Lagoon and luckily avoided the loss by cancelling the session after I saw the masseuse was totally different from the lady in the pics.
Avoid Blue Lagoon in general.

You should see how some of them react on here when they say they don't offer bbfs when they actually really do..What a joke

 

[Deleted member 121294]

Kitana here,
usually idc to reply to reviews but it sounds like a coworker put you up to this or a salty ex boyfriend wrote this but maybe not because i usually use the line of "i like the view from up here" on clients with poor hygiene .however if it's a genuine review;
1.it's unfortunate you found our session to be subpar; you're a grown man and could've asked me or the receptionist to see someone else as i do have body modifications and i'm not everyone's cup of tea. it advertises i am on the curvier side. Same with the soap, could’ve asked how to use the dispenser provided by the spa, I know it can be tricky and childproof for some
2. luckily for you, we can't leave reviews on clients and that being said, i speak for all mpa's when i say that we prefer, look forward to and have a lot more fun with men that take pride in their hygiene when coming to see us. this means: your genitals noT smelling like it may have an infection.. a good aroma to your breath & and clean fingernails if you're going to be touching I actually think I remember this session and telling myself that there was no way I was letting this penis touch my body, apologies for ending the session earlier as your aroma was unpleasant and had me feeling unwell..

Anyway, hopefully this information gets you gets you better sessions in the future and with life in general

& just for fun this is me in Mexico two weeks ago..

You're MY cup of tea, gorgeous, and I'm strictly a coffee-drinker!

 

[Cmm1234534]

Kitana here,
usually idc to reply to reviews but it sounds like a coworker put you up to this or a salty ex boyfriend wrote this but maybe not because i usually use the line of "i like the view from up here" on clients with poor hygiene .however if it's a genuine review;
1.it's unfortunate you found our session to be subpar; you're a grown man and could've asked me or the receptionist to see someone else as i do have body modifications and i'm not everyone's cup of tea. it advertises i am on the curvier side. Same with the soap, could’ve asked how to use the dispenser provided by the spa, I know it can be tricky and childproof for some
2. luckily for you, we can't leave reviews on clients and that being said, i speak for all mpa's when i say that we prefer, look forward to and have a lot more fun with men that take pride in their hygiene when coming to see us. this means: your genitals noT smelling like it may have an infection.. a good aroma to your breath & and clean fingernails if you're going to be touching I actually think I remember this session and telling myself that there was no way I was letting this penis touch my body, apologies for ending the session earlier as your aroma was unpleasant and had me feeling unwell..

Anyway, hopefully this information gets you gets you better sessions in the future and with life in general

& just for fun this is me in Mexico two weeks ago..

Great fallback with the hygiene excuse. With you just seeing this, I highly doubt you can remember anything being that it was months and months ago.

Your service was just awful from start to finish. No welcome or hug, no personality, boring conversation that I had to keep up myself, and a masseuse that was not advertised properly.

If Blue Lagoon used up to date and unfiltered pictures, there’d be far fewer unhappy customers.

 

[Akashi64]

You should see how some of them react on here when they say they don't offer bbfs when they actually really do..What a joke

Which one provides bbfs? If you don't mind messaging me who.

 

[Kawailuvr]

Kitana here,
usually idc to reply to reviews but it sounds like a coworker put you up to this or a salty ex boyfriend wrote this but maybe not because i usually use the line of "i like the view from up here" on clients with poor hygiene .however if it's a genuine review;
1.it's unfortunate you found our session to be subpar; you're a grown man and could've asked me or the receptionist to see someone else as i do have body modifications and i'm not everyone's cup of tea. it advertises i am on the curvier side. Same with the soap, could’ve asked how to use the dispenser provided by the spa, I know it can be tricky and childproof for some
2. luckily for you, we can't leave reviews on clients and that being said, i speak for all mpa's when i say that we prefer, look forward to and have a lot more fun with men that take pride in their hygiene when coming to see us. this means: your genitals noT smelling like it may have an infection.. a good aroma to your breath & and clean fingernails if you're going to be touching I actually think I remember this session and telling myself that there was no way I was letting this penis touch my body, apologies for ending the session earlier as your aroma was unpleasant and had me feeling unwell..

Anyway, hopefully this information gets you gets you better sessions in the future and with life in general

& just for fun this is me in Mexico two weeks ago..

You aren’t in the curvier side you are a fat fucking pig and those pigs are way old whore so shut the fuck up this ain’t TERB

 

[darknight5611]

and she works for blue lagoon, which has been a shitshow for decades, its like MP version of diamonds mississuaga. Blue is a place for girls that cant make it anywhere else, or washed up whores who go there to retire. This hoe uses the simple hygiene excuse, as its the most convenient and the homeboy cant defend himself. Sweetie find a new career, cuz this industry aint for beach whales that aint about it. bout it bout. Case Closed. Next.