"Legitimate" Massage Parlors?

[Belie]

I know it sounds oxymoronic, but I was wondering whether anyone knows of any legitimate massage parlors in San Jose (or Jaco) that actually focus on excellent full body massage. My favorite hobby in the states is to find a legit and beautiful female massage therapist who gives an excellent and luxurious massage, and might give the occasional happy ending. I have been to ZB and seen half a dozen girls, but the focus has never been on massage, with oil, methodically done, etc.

My experience is that there are many beautiful massage therapists who do not mind giving happy endings because it seems like such a natural outcome of the massage. They are usually caring and somewhat new age-ish, tell me I need to smoke less, get more sleep, and take more vitamins. I try to find one or more of these jewels in every city I visit. I tend to seek these women out (rather than regular P4P) due to a very erotic experience early in my life.

If you do know of such a place, would you please help a brother out?

BTW, I am not interested in a massage from a male, no matter how "hunky" he might be.

CiaoCiao

 

[ToothOfTheBull]

There´s a paricular chain of places that specify on both things, full-body massage very nicely done, and also very nice sexo afterwards, this if the customer wants it (and I recommend it). They´re located in 3 houses , one in Ciudad Colon, anoher in La Uruca and another one in Zapote, they are called Centro Holistic çIntegral and they work on appointments only. You may want to call them up at 2910983and set one up.

And BTW, you wil need your spanish, so seek out some help if you lack this expertise. :

 

[lil g]

Southsider
That sounds exactly like what I am looking for. Even though you have helped me, you have simply whetted my appetite. Would you kindly share a few more details? Are the masseuses pretty? Are they young? What is the cost? Are the locations clean and inviting? Are these locations in or near San Jose? I tried to look up a website for the place or find more info on the internet, but had no success. Any information you can supply would be most appreciated.
Ciao Ciao

 

[i love guns]

Whoa, ok, but please just for the record, I´m not making free publicity of the place...although if Mari wants to pay me up in species I won´t mind :

Ok, to answer your questions:

1) Yes, the masseusses are young, and good looking. I won´t say great but they´re above average for sure, and their skills are clearly very very good (trust me here). They have about 3 or 4 per place, so that´s about 12 girls to choose.

2) The places can´t get any cleaner and inviting as they are. We´re talking about nice houses, with massage tables much better than the ones in Oasis... plus, some of them are big enough to fit two people (kind of like a queen size bed)

3) Yes, you will not find any of this info on the net, they are a good-guarded secret!! All in all, the place is mainly directed to local businessmen, so they advise themselves on the local papers. If you are not here in the country, then do not mind looking for more on the web; once you get here, you can call them up from any pay phone and set up your appointment (remember what I told you about your spanish). Also, pick up a copy of La Nación newspaper and look up in the classifieds. They are always there on the services section.

I hope this is good enough info for you, if you need anything else let me know. I can tell you that this is exactly what you are looking for.

 

[Veronica Alicia]

For all you guys requesting info about this place...try caling them up at their following numbers:

Zapote: 280-7152
Ciudad Colon: 249-1906
La Uruca: 291-0983

I highly recommend the Zapote one because my girl Yuri works there...but the three of them exceeded my expectations.

Enjoy.

 

[- gail -]

Ciaociao,
The weekend before last, Johana from the Sportsmens Lodge set up an appointment for me with "Masaje Denise" 442-5367 or 360-5557.
I had the best massage I ever had. Expensive for SJ standards though: $ 60./hr. Worth it.
Scrubjay

 

[anonymiss08]

scrubjay did you get a happy ending?

 

[Beastly]

I had a legitimate massage at the Best Western Irazu by the airport.
It was only $45 and she was better than the $200 massages I've had in Vegas.

 

[kiesielsuperpawell]

I spoke with a few CRT'ers who live in San Jose over the Labor Day weekend. Sausageman recommended a spa across the street from the Holiday Inn. One day I was strolling by the place and happened to look in. A therapist came out and gave me a tour of the facility. It was not overly fancy and seemed a little sterile. The massage room was not particulary plush and was kind of dingy. Nevertheless, the massage costs about 25K colones, and the masseuse was not that attractive. I decided against the massage when she indicated that there was no happy ending involved.
I did call Southsider's ladies, but we were unable to hook up. I would like to know more about Masaje Denise. Scrubjay?

 

[Autumn Loves Mikey]

Steam bath - dry sauna - and a great massage can be had at the Casa Blanca "White House" ...- overlooking San Jose.

 

[chren03]

Had a massage from Karen a number of times. Forget the happy ending here. Karen will remove every backhead from your body upon request.

 

[smooth j]

Karin @ SL

Nononsense-
I actually was making an appt. with Karin and Johana and Rossi both
stopped me saying that they had someone better. I have nothing to compare her-Karin- to since she did not give me a massage. My take on it is that Karin is not in good favor with the SL. No idea why.

 

[luwlaceo]

Good massage.

I like Sala Vilma. I have had some great massages there. The price is right at 10KC, and they even have signs in the rooms that say "no sexo por favor." I even had to settle for a BJ once from a girl who said she was a genuine virgin, although at 19, in CR, with her looks, it was a stretch.

 

[ryuzog]

Tonka I have been to Sala Vilama and have always gotten a happy ending with the ladies I always laugh at the {no sexo} sign in the room it's there for the Ticos and I anit a Tico I let the chica know what I want up front so that we don't have any misunderstanding. Yes, the massages their are top notch compared to some other places around town.