LENA and OLE ...

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LENA and OLE ...

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.

Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital
to have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said,
'A son! Ain't dat Great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den
the doctor spoke up and said,
'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little
girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty
little ting, too.' Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey
Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered
another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!'

Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three Children home
in the self-propelled combine. He was real
Serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and

You vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't get
the WD-40 !