Lessons from Madame Madeline

[caffsans]

Here's another glowing review about the very talented and passionate masseuse Madeline.
http://spdir.com/home/[email protected]
She taught me quite a few things.
I'm prone to prose so you 'get to the point guys' might want to skip this one.

Prelude
I'm male .
Call me a therapist. Call me an "alternative health service provider". I have 2 years of formal training, 2 more years of hoops to jump through and a pair of very talented hands. Out goes my shingle. I have 4 doctors, 2 physiotherapists, 2 RMTs, 2 naturopaths, and 1 chiropractor as some of my clients. Maybe I know my stuff pretty good.
I've helped people walk again. Fixed whiplash. Moved shoulders. Tuned up knees. Heck I want to be the replacement for Tylenol and Aspirin.
In my line of work
FS- means frozen shoulder
S&T- means stress and tension
I'm the man to see if you have
MMHA- major migraine headache or
LBL- lower back pain (the kind you get from wearing high heels all day!!)
(I'm sure the ladies have no idea what I'm talking about )

Don't Take Your Clothes Off!!!
I work out of a pilates/ballet/yoga studio. Scantily clad athletic young women by the dozen everyday.
Thing is in my clinic you DON'T TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF before a treatment. The first time a lady just up and took her shirt and bra off I almost dropped my clipboard and I must've blushed as I said, "You don't need to take your clothes off if you don't want to. " She told me, "I'm not shy if you're not
So when an undercover sends his partner in ( I know he's a wolf cuz I have some wolf's blood in me)
He seems very disappointed that there's no women therapists and he gets to keep his pants on.
No bust today Copper!!
He was happier when I fixed his back that's been hurting forever.
And I'm thinking
"What the fuck just happened there?"

More Strangeness
I'd get these calls
"What's on the menu?"
"Are there any extras?"
"Do you give a hand release?"
"Any full service?"
Sometimes a dude will walk into the studio and make comments
"To bad you're not a cute blonde."
"Where's the line-up?"
I'm slow but after a few months of this I start to think there's some kind of code and I don't have a clue what the cipher is.
Something was definitely up and I wanted to know what.
eforum.xxx
I searched and found the Holy Codex of the Place of Poon.
I lurked and read and cross-checked. I still don't understand half of your damned abbreviations.
Is there some quick reference on this site I wonder?
But I'm a "hands on" kinda guy. Always have been. Heck it's my profession.
First Contact
Madeline comes very highly recommended. So I decided she would be my first. I don't do her spiel any justice but it went kinda like this
"Sensual massage with a hand release and I don't offer Full Service."
"Uhhhhhh....sure that sounds fine"I say but I'm thinking (What the fuck is Full Service? )
"Are you sure you kinda paused there."
"No no that will be fine. No full service will be just fine."
Appointment Time
I'm pondering how I'm supposed to act. What am I supposed to bring. Honestly I had no idea so I decided to treat it like a date
Red wine it is then. Maybe not flowers. Not on a first date.
Finally the Review
Welcome - 8 (nice hug, felt at home instantly)
Conversation - 9 (natural, educated, kept pace)
Eye contact - 7 (Am I a T&A guy? I'm really an eyes guy. Honest)
Passion - 8 She was into her work. That's a turn on
Massage - 8 It a good massage. That thing she did to my feet was HEAVEN Take it from a professional guys. She gives a great massage.
I can't believe she doesn't charge more for the extras
(I charge $75/hr but there's no HR with me and you keep your clothes on!!)
Service - 9 this session went way longer than 90 min. And the climax was unbelievable . It was almost torture but it felt really great.

AfterThoughts
Overall I found Madeline very charming and passionate. She has very talented hands. I would definitely recommend her to anybody looking for a great massage with extras.
http://spdir.com/home/[email protected]
No FS she taught me that it doesn't mean Frozen Shoulder

I found it very difficult during the session to leave my day job at home.
Every time my fingers felt her lower back I had an urge to work out the knots
(Ladies those high heels just aren't good for your backs!! )

There's probably a niche market to provide therapy to the SPs. I'm sure they don't have the time to work out their pains as much as they'd like.

Madeliene even offered to do a straight trade for services.
I told her I'd pay her and give her a treatment.

SPs deserve their money they provide a great service. It wouldn't be fair.

I mean I'd have to tell her to PUT HER CLOTHES BACK ON and then I was never taught the whole HR thing.

Now that I've discovered the secret "code" something tells me I still need to do more research.
Suggestions?

Thanks for the lessons Madeliene

PS- Look her up. She's a great gal
http://spdir.com/home/[email protected]

PSS - I dare you to cry shill. Come on I dare you!!!

 

[AussieGirl]

My experience was very similar. It was almost a religious experience.

All I can say is "AMEN BROTHER!"

 

[Praful]

Yep, Maddie is very special.
I just wish I lived in Van, and not a 6 hour round trip away, so I could see her more often.