<div class="bbWrapper">A judge asked a defendant to please stand. "You are<br />
charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in<br />
the audience a man shouted, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!",<br />
the judge shouted back to the man. He turned to the defendant and<br />
said, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."<br />
"Tightwad!", blurted the man again. "Quiet!", yelled the judge who<br />
continued, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an<br />
electric drill." "Son of a..." the man started to shout when the judge<br />
thundered back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right<br />
now, I will hold in contempt!" So the man answered, "I've lived next<br />
to that man for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool<br />
when I needed to borrow one!"</div>