Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a £10 note and when the male stripper came over to us, my friend licked the £10 note and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. She called the guy back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.
The guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note. She called the guy back, licks the £20 note, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a £50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the £50 note.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.
The guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the £50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty quid, and left!!!!