Massage Parlours are like Buffet Restaurants....

[Pompal 09.]

Before you ask how on earth massage parlours are like buffet restaurants, allow me to explain. You may not agree with this, but humour me for a second...

When I go to a buffet restaurant, which usually costs around $20 before taxes and tips, I always feel that I have to stuff myself to get my money's worth, afterall I'm paying $25 or more for one meal, I better eat a lot! When I get full fast I feel ripped off, I feel disappointed, I always try to go on a completely empty stomach to allow me to stuff myself like a thanksgiving turkey, but sometimes my eating performance is simply not up to par, and I get full after a plate and a half, very disappointing.

When I go to a massage parlour, I pay between $100-$150 for some sexy time, so when I release my filling too quickly I feel disappointed and ripped off. I always try to last as long as I possibly can to get my money's worth, but sometimes I get too excited and my juices escape unexpectedly in an unauthorized manner.

Does anyone else feel the same way?

 

[mee]

Vinny. Its a buffet. Depending on how long it takes you to make room, you can go back for seconds.

 

[KatC]

I don't compare MP's to buffets in terms of getting my $$$ worth, but do so when I get to eat all I want.

 

[Christopher B]

Well now that I know how you got your handle name and how you incorporate sliding with eating food ... that it quite the fetish in England, I believe they call it Sploshing?

Okay, strike Jimmy Buffet from the list ....

wasting my days agains in massage-a-ville ... searching for my rump shaker and slide ... some people claim that theres a woman to blame ....

VBB

 

[shedaisyluv]

This is your biggest mistake. $30-$60 max includes all you can eat.

 

[Hey Arnold!]

... as many guys will now be wondering hey what amazing buffets has Downtown been to that I should try too?

 

[lauraaa <3]

Let's see....after I finish my meal at the Mandarin I get a hot towel to clean up. After I finish my session at a MP I get a hot towel to clean up.

hmmmm.............

 

[WarpNet]

Not really, for $100-$150 you don't get to sample as many women as you want until your finish.

 

[Antonia]

I would say that MP's are like having a speciality dish from the Ala-Carte Fine Dinning Menu, not a Buffet, u only taste one special self selected item at a given time

 

[SarahBee]

sometimes some MPs are like seafood buffets...