Massage Parlours for Dummies

[Fluffness!.?]

First ever post, so be kind!

OK, so I hit upon his website a couple of weeks ago while browsing through CL's Erotic section. Been lurking and gathering info before I take my first dip into the world of erotic massage parlours. From all the info that I have gathered, this is what I learned (I think!):

Therapeutic = Standard deep rub (legitimate by certified masseuses)
Relaxation = Standard soft rub (legitimate by certified masseuses)
Sexual = Massage given by clothed masseuse but sexually stimulating
Thai = Massage given by nude masseuse. Includes rubbing bodies.

I put "certified" on the Therapeutic and Relaxation because I believe that these are legitimate services although now they are offered by the "girls". Am I correct?

Are all the masseuses in the nude? Semi-nude?

Is there touching by the client allowed with the MPs that are mentioned here on eforum.xxx?

What is frowned upon (taboo)?

Do you pay the house upon entry and pay the girl afterwards?

Main General Rates:
Rate + $20 = HJ
Rate + $40 = CBJ
Rate + $60 and up = FS

Can more etiquette rules be added by members for Noons like me? I really don't want to go in not knowing what to do.

Thanking in advance.

BTW, this site rocks! I've been looking for something like this for Montreal. The only other site I found was SP411 but that is mainly for Toronto.

 

[bonzii]

BOY, are you green to this.
First off: therapeutic vs relaxation means to me a legitamte parlor. If they are good, it is therapeutic and they hit deep muscles and nerves. If they are lousy or tired, all you get out of it is a bit of relaxation.

Sexual: Look, in Montreal when you get a sexual massage they almost always at least show you their chest. Typically you pay extra for full nudity and then pay more for the corps a corps of the thai experience. It is not infrequent for the girl to keep her panties on. And then there are the really fine places where you get more than the thai body rub and hand release. In those places many things can happen but they are the minority of the parlors in town. You have to hunt for them and then, what services they offer have to be to your tastes. It takes field research, hence the term "hobby".

Touching: Some parlors give naked shows and you do self-service. There are only a few of them because who the hell cares to go there? Most parlors the lady gives you a hand for release. Their style and how good it is, is what eforum.xxx is all about. Probably about half or more of these places the girl certainly allows you to touch her. A few times they don't allow touching of the breasts or the Y. If you're rock hard and she doesn't even allow you to touch her breasts, she should change professions and become an automechanic. False advertising sucks. More often you can manhandle the breasts but can't touch the Y. Sometimes you can touch any damn thing you wish. Other times you can kiss her too. Fewer times all hell breaks loose. You gotta do research and become a Hobbyist and share the knowledge on eforum.xxx and MM.

Taboo: One thing that is taboo is to tell the name of the masseuse who gave you a bare back blow job to completion or full service (BBBJTC or FS) and tell it bluntly on eforum.xxx. It is, afterall, illegal and the girl could get fired, or else swarmed with horny Johns out there who line up for that kinda shit. Then she gets rich, then she gets burned out and doesn't even put out for her boyfriend, then she ends up working in a pet store somewhere. Be tactful.

Paying: You always pay the house up front to the girl working the desk. Then you go to the room where the hot babe comes to rub you. Tacky MP's ask you to pay up front in the room. Most discuss the fees up front and expect you to pay as well as give at least a minimal $20 tip if the service was good, sensual, exstatic, etc... Savvy places ask if you want thai, you say yes, money is not discussed, they don't even give you a price after providing an exstatic service, she wipes the cum off her lips, you happily give her $120 and skip all the way home.....or something like that !

Fees: You've got them wrong. They are much discussed on this site, but typically, at the good places, the more expensive places, you pay $40-$50 to get in if you want a full 45 min to an hour. Then thai is $80. A tip I give is usually 0$ up to $60 on top of all this.
If you know of a place with a girl who isn't a dog who gives you a blow job for $40 on top of an entry fee, I want to be first to know about it. LOL

So, young paddawon, go forth and multiply.