Matrimonial Ads

[Jane Smith]

These are actual ads taken from shaadi.com.
I know its hard to believe, believe it hyeah: hyeah:


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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female, :ashamed:
If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome
to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter.. hyeah: Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~

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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

homework :ashamed:

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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!) :bleh: hyeah:

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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.


(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold
my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect) :rofl: :rofl:

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- i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot

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- My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......


(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much,ain't he?)

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- i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast


(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)
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- HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.



(all of us are loughing{laughing}) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Hope you enjoyed hyeah:

 

[Emma B]

lmao.. too good :lmao:


:chinese: :


:rofl: thats super demand :

 

[GorEvoioie]

:lmao: Good one. SN tera post kaunsa tha, confess now :rofl:

 

[mealmplufftek]

mera chod, tera mujhe pata hai



:lmao:

 

[Big Hard Hammer]

^ Arre, sharmane ki kya baat thi - confess kar le ta ki tune likha hai - per no problem hum sab samajthe hai

Chad yaar, maine soccha tera ye hoga - par me wrong nikla - chalo forget it - both are equally good - all the best :

 

[ptebiuqzidqioeewj]

pssst.. psst..

QF is here.. kahin usko apne ads naa dikh jayen hyeah:hyeah:

 

[Jkittens]

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMOAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL... heheheohohohohhahahahahahaha
OMFG.... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: LOOOOOLLLLLLLOLOLOL



LOL... This 1 is the best.



OK.. now i cant help it... LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Pompal 09.]

:rofl:.. :rofl:.. :rofl:.. :rofl:.. :rofl:...

Awesome post dude........:rofl: