Monthly Milestone Report of Software Engineer

[ingemierm]

Bank Balance

First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance

First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share.I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")

Girl friends

First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

Boozing

First Week : "Come, let's go to Pondy and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Pondy. Let's go to Liberty Park."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health."

 

[izetduyiioaiijehp]

Lol... Too gud..:rofl:

 

[Michalek1983]

Lovely. True things 4 u guys!!!

 

[flatearthsociety]

:rofl: :rofl:

Good ones thr...:

 

[yrpekuuu]

Same one applies for me.... except da Girl Friends part !!!

 

[Skiperrrr]

u must b spending a lot in d other 4

 

[rs_net]

hahaha..... nice one!!

 

[love your creator]

Awesome...: