Moon River Spa in R.H.

[xsageo]

Hello, Gents. I recently dropped by this place on Yonge Street north of Major Mackenzie. It's on the second floor a bit north of the Black Swan spa.

Nice clean place, but I won't be going back. Met with an attendant called Kitty. Tall Chinese gal, I'd say about 27, with small B-cups. The room was professionally appointed and she was wearing a lab coat type of get up. Standard $40 for 30 minutes.

Laid down naked and endured a few very uninspired strokes down my back and legs. At the 4-minute mark (!), asks what I want and gives me the menu. $60 extra is nude reverse. I say if that includes daty, it's a deal. She agrees. She straddles me and says, "No kissing." And I remind her of our deal. That's when she says she though I wanted to kiss "there" (and she points to her kneecap region.) No thanks, I say, struck by the irony that Kitty does not allow kissing of her kitty.

Anyway, I tell her that we best call it off. Keep the $40.

And she says, "You tip, yes?"

And I say, "I tip, no." After all, even the swank places in Yorkville wouldn't dare charge $40 for 4 minutes.

She says she only gets $5 of the $40; I say you're still making more than $1 minute at that rate.

She says she's going to tell the owner on me; I shrug my shoulders and wish her a good day.

Anyway, I wouldn't be pissed if she said no to my request. But this sort of bait & switch is bull. I shall not return.

Cheers,
Mel

 

[Mr Bored sober]

thks mel, that's some great info to share, btw, have u try black swan spa?

 

[madi]

Why take the risk to fu,ck around north of Steeles Avenue? There are high stakes with LE and the prostitution law boondoggle which is up in the air for now. When the sh.it hits the fan, everybody ducks. Rejoice, rejoice, we have no choice but to carry on.

 

[lil]

Hi Kennybee. I did try that Black Swan place back in July. Saw a plump Asian who was physically appealing but zero massage skills. She did some minor teasing and then told me, "Time's up -- come back next time and it will be much better." I left thinking "WTF?"

And Lomotil, you are indeed right. Likely not worth the risk, so methinks I shall stay south of Steeles (especially given the subpar performances.)
Cheers,
Mel

 

[Riki]

RH is pretty risky with all the previous LE activity. I will pass again and again....