MP Pet Peeves: RANT Number 3: DRAMA

[Wondering Soul]

Here's just a sampling of the potential drama. Some of it can be avoided, some of it can't:

JEALOUSY BETWEEN MPA'S

The last time I went to SRM, I booked an appt with MPA A. She'd been on my TDL for the longest time and I'd been looking forward to seeing her. My session started and MPA A casually asked who I'd seen at SRM. I mentioned MPA's B, C & D. Turns out MPA B was working that night, and wondered why HER client was put in MPA A's room!

Pardon?

First of all, I'm NOBODY'S client. I DO have a couple of regular MPA's who I really really like, but lets face it... I'm a proud slut! I love women because each one is unique and the chemistry is different every time.

I don't get jealous about the clients ahead of and after me, so why do MPA's get jealous when I see another girl? When the time is right I'll be back, hornier than ever coz I'm missing her.

An MPA once asked me why I saw a different girl who happened to be her friend.

"To see my cock between her breasts..."

Sometimes the simplest answer is also the most honest. We men can be very shallow!

"SHE'S SUCH A BITCH"

MPA's will sit in the back bitching about the busy girl who's supposedly offering FS. The reason they don't have the same number of appointments has nothing to do with their OWN shitty attitude of course.

I don't really care if a particular offers FS duos with MPASquared's infamous monkey, so why tell me?

Also, I'm willing to bet half the girls complaining about FS offer it themselves. LOL

"MY BOYFRIEND is the GREATEST"

Well not to me he isn't. Let's focus on the job at hand and you can worship HIM on your own time.... after you pick him up from JAIL of course.

"WE'RE FRIENDS"

I'm noticing more MPA's are playing the friends angle than when I first started. Numbers and Emails are being passed around much more frequently. That's fine, but lets call it like it is. SAY it's a business number for booking appointments or checking schedules, and don't play the mind fuck "friends" angle.

To the newbies: ALWAYS REMEMBER that the vast majority of MPA's have a man behind them: a BF, Fiance or even Husband. The up front MPA's will let you know subtly, and others will try to convince you they're single.

While it IS possible to build legitimate MPA friendships, that's rare. Also, if she's truly your friend she WON'T want you booking appointments. As an MPA once told me:

"I only take $$$ from clients, not friends..."

Rant Over. Good night all!

 

[momof3]

IL, why so many rants all of a sudden?

 

[trekkie]

DETOX treatment

 

[Robert Plankton]

This is his time and this is the right place. I'm sure so many wanted to talk about these but either didn't have the balls or care enough. These rants are as honest as they can get.

 

[-X-Ellen-X-]

Awesome thread! The majority of MPA'S have quite an insecurity in reference to their business. God forbid if a client books with you and not sally, so to speak. The drama is overwelming. I find MPA's the most shallow or fake in the adult entertainment industry. They ball their eyes out when they are slow, begging service providers to hook them up with business,and then stab the service provider in the back. They just seem to have too much time on their hands and not enough concentration on their business.

 

[shrew]

LOL....funny stuff. IL - you crack me up.

 

[Nicole J]

What do you mean?

 

[Des]

Why do you have such a hate-on for MPAs? Is it because you miss being one of them?
I find most of your comments bash MPAs while also promoting the SP business. It's getting tedious.....and kind of sad. We get it. You are now an SP and life is great for you. Please stop bashing the massage business, and the ladies in it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I was thinking for a min there that I was the only one thinking this chick is a jaded ex-MPA that couldnt make in this sector. So you're happier as an SP. Great!! Why pick on MPA's, just because it ate your soul? I know the only other guy agreeing with her is Mongrel4u, but he's an SP-pusher and a MP-hater too. 2 peas, one pod. (Hey Mongrel...ur panties in a bunch too now? lol)

 

[Pavlovs Dogma]

As for IL's wonderful thread...I feel so grateful that I have spent my time in the MP business with some wonderful girls, bosses, and places. I have only witnessed minimal cat-fight behaviour. I can't say much more right now...but within the next few weeks...something might be able to bring new light to this topic. IL, we have talked about this already and you know how I feel about this issue...Your insights are so ture and pure. Honest and right on the money...the revival of the good old days is fast approaching.

 

[jadamgrd]

Great response. I did very well as an mpa. I have freinds who own massage parlours and freinds who are mpa's. I am just speaking from my experience when i left massage. I helped alot of girls make extra cash, and all they did was stab me in the back in return. I have every right to form my own opinion with my own experience. It is unfortunate that you think i am picking on you. I was simply pointing out how much of an ass-kisser you are. You are no better than anyone else in this business. See you at the party.

 

[Punisher]

Oh goodie! Wont that be fun. We should get a Turtle-Pool with oil or jello and fight this out like real women! hahahahaha!

You have every right to your opinion. And I only kiss asses that are HOT! j/k I hate that girls stabbed you in the back after helping them. Alot of this stuff is girl-on-girl hate. It doesnt help us, the biz, or the clients. We, as a whole, need to re-focus what/why/where/how...Taking a bit of the negative of the entire adult industry away.

 

[Heidi A]

Theres more people that agree with Achtung and understand what shes trying to say than you think. And I dont HATE MPAs at all...never said or implied it....just because I generally see more value from SP services doesnt mean that I HATE MPAs.

but I'm starting to believe that you just like to tussle with people.. some folks are like that...so knock yourself out


I wear boxers

 

[momma merri]

I agree.

 

[infinite crisis 247]

Naw, bickering with you is fun, but so are our friendly pm's...I was kidding about you being the only one...You wanna join the oil/jello fight?? Achtung and I can tag-team and kick your ass, tie you to the golden pole, and then continue our own battle

Boxers are hot! but not bunched in your ass LOL

 

[Coach E!]

sure... maybe we can sneek in some pussy lsides and inner vaginal wall slides hehe...what with the slippery oil and all

 

[brown9500.v10]

I think that's extra...

 

[tigerjayne]

Will there be monkeys involved??

 

[Left-T]

Best line I ever heard from an MPA after she found out I saw another girl at the same spa: "You cheated on me you fucker." This is an MPA who had been a regular of mine for sometime and somehow found out I'd seen another girl at the same place who I didn't know turned out to be her sister. Now I didn't make a big deal out of what she said right at that instant, but thinking back on it, she's either crazy because to cheat on someone you have to have had sex with them or she was just playing some mind game to make me come back and see only her. I didn't fall for her bs and waited about a year before I saw her again and the last time again she said I had cheated on her and this time she added that she was jealous. I continued the mind game and said oh yeah how jealous? Needless to say she seemed dumbfounded and could only reply just jealous. BS, if she hadn't started the whole jealous and cheating talk she'd still be my regular, but now that she tried to mind fuck with me so that I wouldn't see other MPAs she's at the once a in a blue moon TDL.

 

[Jig]

LOL see now if she was kidding, I'd find that comment hilarious!! Tongue-in-cheek domestics are hilarious!! Or if she was even smarter, her and her sis would have duo-ed u!