MPA's with tiny hands...

[eliza]

Hi friends,

Last night two of my good friends and I went to Treasures and we met an exotic dancer who had hands as small as a babies. At first I was a little creeped out by it cause I kept picturing a filipina baby walking around a strip club trying to sell dances to sleazy guys.

Then it finally came to me. My penis would look absolutely monstrous in this girls baby hands. My penis is pretty small, and I've always found it a bit depressing whenever an MPA with average size hands holds my penis in her hand because quite frankly, my penis looks even smaller when it's in the posession of an MPA hand. Once I realized this I tried to talk her into giving me a handjob in the washroom, but she said handjobs were forbidden at Treasures.

So friends, this is where your MPA expertise comes into play. Do any of you know of any MPA's with hands so small that she deserves the nickname "Baby Hands"?

Your help is greatly appreciated. Thank you ever so kindly.

PS If any of you want to check out Baby Hands at Treasures, her name is charm. She's a really short Filipina with blond hair and incredibly small hands.

 

[Caiden]

I can see what you mean re Baby hands - most MPAs, especially petite ones cannot close their thumb around my cock to their index finger - it is a huge turn on for me - saw Monica at Josephines - she said I was very naughty - I told her that was why I was there lol...not sure what the MPA thinks but they are comment how thick I am...lol
MPAs what do you think - does girth turn you on???

 

[Armyn]

Sounds like you have a nice beefy cock, which is very hawt. Problem for me is that my cock is very slim and fairly short. Kinda like a cut peice of spaghetti.

Anyways, would you say Josephine has baby hands? Meaning that if you only saw her hands, you'd think they were the hands of a three year old.

Your help is greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

 

[M.O.A.B]

Monica is the MPA at Josephines and she does have small hands but not that small...that would be kinda creepy...but then again I have never had a woman with hands that small - this is an interesting thread any MPAs with the smallest hands with good mileage???

 

[PAULINE A]

Good to hear that "Increase Your Penis Size" cream has worked so well for you.

 

[Jerv M]

Bruh,

Check out Charm at Treasures. I'm gonna go back in Janvier in hopes of talking her into go to work at an MPA. Baby Hands would be the ultimate confidence booster for me and the rest of the hobbyists with baby dicks.

 

[MississippiQueen]

Only if the legendary Rusty can help it

 

[thedivineoomba]

No way.

 

[Young A]

I don't know it this is what you have in mind Rusty but she may offer a massage also

http://www.theredzone.com/brampton/freaky/index3.htm

 

[mizzie]

Heavens to Mergatroy!

I think that might be a little too freaky for me. Something about midgets that makes it go soft for me.

Thanks for thinking of me though.

 

[Mistress Mayhem]

Strummer, I'm surprised it took someone so long to suggest that

 

[Lorraine]

It seemed like a natural fit to me, and I am sure it would look huge in her hands. I like them small too but I think my limit would 4'10".

 

[Abso88]

WOW! That's way too freaky for me.

 

[Virgil]

Rusty:

Glad you're back fratello. Rumours and innuendos of your demise were obviously premature. As always, you present a very intriguing challenge at hand. As Einstein maintained, size is relative.

I would suggest the lovely and charming Sheri of Soft Hands, a la:

http://www.softhandsspa.ca/galeriaSHERI.html

Face of an angel, body of a nymph, hands that barely but rapturously massage the various appendages.

 

[meanolmaw]

Thanks a lot for the kind words, great friend.

Those pics look very sweet, but it would be nice if there were a few pics of her hands, so we can get an idea if the ladies do indeed have baby hands. I'll give the spa a call in the next few days to request pics of their hands.

 

[Alisha M]

I'm not sure how you think of these things, Rusty, but that was fucking hilarious. Welcome back, BTW.

I guess Baby Hands would be the opposite of Man Hands from Seinfeld.

 

[I Love Fun]

A 'big' reason the petite asian girls are in demand. The point of reference is big ego boost.

But only if you're into soft rub as girls less than 5' or 90lbs generally can't generate enough pressure with their hands.

 

[happygolucky]

My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take... the long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with her, and the advice she used to give!

Much was wasted because I was a young boy when she died. If she were alive today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, you should find a great woman and start your family. "And remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands."

"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.

She answered in her soft voice... "makes your pecker look bigger."

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

 

[blackflamez951]

Small hands? Tight pussy? The biggest reason that asians are in demand is that most look like 12 year olds. A lot of guys get off on the idea of fucking someone who looks like their daughter or her friends.

Outside of the hobby those guys would be called pedos...inside the hobby they seem to be accepted as normal.

 

[One More Year Nick! (2)]

WTF? Care to back up that racist crap?