My Wife Lied to Me 3-some with Sweet Alice

[Ursus]

My wife's Wok broke - the handle came apart. She asked me to fix it and I made a deal with her that if I fixed it, she would have to give me a BJ as a thank you for my efforts.

So, 2 days ago, I went to the store to buy some bolts to attach the handle back on. I drilled 2 slightly larger holes and tore new receiving threads in them to receive the non-standard bolts I had purchased. I even painted the bolts black and made sure they were brass content too. Put everything together and the pan looks new. Actually better and stronger than new.

After I was finished, my wife was happy. Of course, when I tried to claim my payment - a BJ - she refused and told me she doesnt like to give BJs.

So, not to be difficult nor deterred, I asked my wife if she would be interested in participating in a 3 some with Sweet Alice. My wife thinks Alice is a beautiful, traditional Chinese girl - minus the sex work of course - and so my wife, initially at least, agreed to participate in a 3 some with Alice if I set it up. I know for a fact that Alice would love to meet my wife and so I am sure Alice would agree to have a 3 some with my wife and I.

Today, I went to pick up my phone to leave Alice a voice mail. My wife immediately knows what I am about to do and starts yelling at me:

Are you crazy!? Are you fucking crazy?! Dont call her. I wasnt serious. I wont go. Dont!!!!!

Sigh. 20 years of marriage and my wife still refuses to give me a BJ.

Moral of the story?

Dont ever let anyone shame you into not seeing Prostitutes. Wives make terrible sexual partners.

 

[IronBoss]

Get your wife out of your ass.

 

[Pay2Play]

My wife's Wok broke - the handle came apart. She asked me to fix it and I made a deal with her that if I fixed it, she would have to give me a BJ as a thank you for my efforts.

So, 2 days ago, I went to the store to buy some bolts to attach the handle back on. I drilled 2 slightly larger holes and tore new receiving threads in them to receive the non-standard bolts I had purchased. I even painted the bolts black and made sure they were brass content too. Put everything together and the pan looks new. Actually better and stronger than new.

After I was finished, my wife was happy. Of course, when I tried to claim my payment - a BJ - she refused and told me she doesnt like to give BJs.

So, not to be difficult nor deterred, I asked my wife if she would be interested in participating in a 3 some with Sweet Alice. My wife thinks Alice is a beautiful, traditional Chinese girl - minus the sex work of course - and so my wife, initially at least, agreed to participate in a 3 some with Alice if I set it up. I know for a fact that Alice would love to meet my wife and so I am sure Alice would agree to have a 3 some with my wife and I.

Today, I went to pick up my phone to leave Alice a voice mail. My wife immediately knows what I am about to do and starts yelling at me:

Are you crazy!? Are you fucking crazy?! Dont call her. I wasnt serious. I wont go. Dont!!!!!

Sigh. 20 years of marriage and my wife still refuses to give me a BJ.

Moral of the story?

Dont ever let anyone shame you into not seeing Prostitutes. Wives make terrible sexual partners.

Congrats on being the biggest bullshitter on MP. You make krayjee look like a saint.

Moral to the story?

If a misogynist racist says it, it’s propaganda for his agenda.

 

[Ursus]

Congrats on being the biggest bullshitter on MP. You make krayjee look like a saint.

Moral to the story?

If a misogynist racist says it, it’s propaganda for his agenda.

What kind of man uses the word 'misogynist'?

 

[Pay2Play]

What kind of man uses the word 'misogynist'?

A man that respects women. I thought you were well versed in the English language.

 

[IronBoss]

A man that respects women. I thought you were well versed in the English language.

FUCK OFF BITCH

 

[Pay2Play]

FUCK OFF BITCH

Grow up kid

 

[Barney_B]

My wife's Wok broke - the handle came apart. She asked me to fix it and I made a deal with her that if I fixed it, she would have to give me a BJ as a thank you for my efforts.

So, 2 days ago, I went to the store to buy some bolts to attach the handle back on. I drilled 2 slightly larger holes and tore new receiving threads in them to receive the non-standard bolts I had purchased. I even painted the bolts black and made sure they were brass content too. Put everything together and the pan looks new. Actually better and stronger than new.

After I was finished, my wife was happy. Of course, when I tried to claim my payment - a BJ - she refused and told me she doesnt like to give BJs.

So, not to be difficult nor deterred, I asked my wife if she would be interested in participating in a 3 some with Sweet Alice. My wife thinks Alice is a beautiful, traditional Chinese girl - minus the sex work of course - and so my wife, initially at least, agreed to participate in a 3 some with Alice if I set it up. I know for a fact that Alice would love to meet my wife and so I am sure Alice would agree to have a 3 some with my wife and I.

Today, I went to pick up my phone to leave Alice a voice mail. My wife immediately knows what I am about to do and starts yelling at me:

Are you crazy!? Are you fucking crazy?! Dont call her. I wasnt serious. I wont go. Dont!!!!!

Sigh. 20 years of marriage and my wife still refuses to give me a BJ.

Moral of the story?

Dont ever let anyone shame you into not seeing Prostitutes. Wives make terrible sexual partners.

And what lesson did you learn with this encounter. This is a coachable moment. Think hard and let us know.

 

[Ursus]

Lesson learned? Alice is even more satisfying than I remember.

Beautiful. Skilled. Giving. The whole package.

I will never get over losing Sweet Alice.

Alice gave $1200 worth of appt value and only charged me 1/10th of her value true value.

 

[IronBoss]

Lesson learned? Alice is even more satisfying than I remember.

Beautiful. Skilled. Giving. The whole package.

I will never get over losing Sweet Alice.

Alice gave $1200 worth of appt value and only charged me 1/10th of her value true value.

You should have bought your wife a stir fry pan at a garage sale for $5 rather than fixing that piece of shit.

 

[therealcole]

My wife's Wok broke - the handle came apart. She asked me to fix it and I made a deal with her that if I fixed it, she would have to give me a BJ as a thank you for my efforts.

So, 2 days ago, I went to the store to buy some bolts to attach the handle back on. I drilled 2 slightly larger holes and tore new receiving threads in them to receive the non-standard bolts I had purchased. I even painted the bolts black and made sure they were brass content too. Put everything together and the pan looks new. Actually better and stronger than new.

After I was finished, my wife was happy. Of course, when I tried to claim my payment - a BJ - she refused and told me she doesnt like to give BJs.

So, not to be difficult nor deterred, I asked my wife if she would be interested in participating in a 3 some with Sweet Alice. My wife thinks Alice is a beautiful, traditional Chinese girl - minus the sex work of course - and so my wife, initially at least, agreed to participate in a 3 some with Alice if I set it up. I know for a fact that Alice would love to meet my wife and so I am sure Alice would agree to have a 3 some with my wife and I.

Today, I went to pick up my phone to leave Alice a voice mail. My wife immediately knows what I am about to do and starts yelling at me:

Are you crazy!? Are you fucking crazy?! Dont call her. I wasnt serious. I wont go. Dont!!!!!

Sigh. 20 years of marriage and my wife still refuses to give me a BJ.

Moral of the story?

Dont ever let anyone shame you into not seeing Prostitutes. Wives make terrible sexual partners.

Did he sit on the handle just like the exercise ball and that is how it was damaged? Big guys will do that you know. Is your wife a bear?

 

[IronBoss]

Did he sit on the handle just like the exercise ball and that is how it was damaged? Big guys will do that you know. Is your wife a bear?

That wok could be made in China like that wife...

 

[therealcole]

Lesson learned? Alice is even more satisfying than I remember.

Beautiful. Skilled. Giving. The whole package.

I will never get over losing Sweet Alice.

Alice gave $1200 worth of appt value and only charged me 1/10th of her value true value.

Does Alice take her teeth out to give you a bj or does she leave them in?

 

[cupcrazy]

I sense your marriage is in troublesome. You have to do a flavour in order to get a BJ ha ha

 

[Pay2Play]

I sense your marriage is in troublesome. You have to do a flavour in order to get a BJ ha ha

What?

 

[c1000]

Ursus School of Business Marketing:
-Make fake story disguised as shitty ad
-Send invoice in the mail
-Curse SP when she doesn't make a "payment"

 

[Hangdai]

What?

Lol, chinglish translation needed.

Maybe the spellchecker fracking op.

 

[Ursus]

My wife doesnt like to spend money.

She wanted me to fix it, not buy another one.

 

[OG_funguy]

So, not to be difficult nor deterred, I asked my wife if she would be interested in participating in a 3 some with Sweet Alice. My wife thinks Alice is a beautiful, traditional Chinese girl - minus the sex work of course - and so my wife, initially at least, agreed to participate in a 3 some with Alice if I set it up. I know for a fact that Alice would love to meet my wife and so I am sure Alice would agree to have a 3 some with my wife and I.

Today, I went to pick up my phone to leave Alice a voice mail. My wife immediately knows what I am about to do and starts yelling at me:

Are you crazy!? Are you fucking crazy?! Dont call her. I wasnt serious. I wont go. Dont!!!!!

You suggested the wrong threesome. What you should have suggested is her with you and your Indian boyfriend, you never know, she might like dp...

 

[johnbuyba]

You suggested the wrong threesome. What you should have suggested is her with you and your Indian boyfriend, you never know, she might like dp...

lets be honest, if the indian boyfriend was involved @Ursus would be the one being penetrated