Mya @ Hands From Heaven

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Mya @ Hands From Heaven

https://www.handsfromheaven.ca/ladies/category/74/model/Mya.html

Session - 30 minute, body slide ($140)

With some unexpected time on my hands one night recently, I decided to continue my pursuit of exotic MPA's and make the acquaintance of one of the ladies at the top of my fantasy list - Mya of Hands From Heaven.

This was my first trip to Hands From Heaven in a long, long time. So long in fact, that I was shocked when I entered the place. First off, my kudos to management for the excellent work they have done on the website (top notch) and recruitment of ladies (a beautiful roster). However, when you combine those factors with the top-end rates that HFH charges, you would expect a high class environment. This location did not come close to meeting MY expectations, especially when compared to many "mid-tier" spas. In terms of the room that I was brought to, the shower was well done but the rest to ME was sub-par. As I mentioned in an earlier post, from MY perspective the environment is a soothing factor that puts me at ease and relaxes me before a session. Meanwhile, dingy environments make ME feel like I am at a place that you would see in a movie or Law & Order when they depict seedy environments to enhance how abhorrent the character is. I am not saying HFH is a seedy place, but it does not make ME feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

In terms of the session, Mya is a very beautiful woman. Her description and depictions on the website are very accurate. She greeted me with a warm hug and we agreed on the session (body slide). Her massage was very soothing and she maintained a good conversation for the first few minutes. However, as time progressed the session started to come off the rails. I don't want to ruin any business for her as she really was pleasant and it could be a case of our connection, so I will be gracious in my comments and state 3 reasons why I was very disappointed with the session (in no particular order):

1) Her attire - Mya wore a sexy bra, panty combo into the room. The problem was that even though we agreed on the type of session up front, she dressed like we hadn't made a decision. The bra didn't come off until she was ready to start the body slide. The panties didn't come off until after she finished her slide and she started to bring the session home. My experience is that attendants bare it all right away in a body slide session, or at least they do when it is time to slide. Not so with Mya.

2) Her slide - Mya has an extremely hot body and knows how to use it. Unfortunately, she doesn't use it for long. The slide was less than 4 minutes long and it was very tame. Again, it could be a case of our connection, but that was my experience.

3) Her finish - regardless of the two points above, the session could have been saved with a great finish. Unfortunately, this was not the case. After her short slide, Mya disembarked from the table, took off her panties, and gave me the standard "standing by the side of the table" release. I was shocked that a body slide experience could actually end this way. It was so mechanical and unappealing that we pushed the time limits before I barely crossed the finish line before the proverbial buzzer sounded (debateable whether or not she should be blamed for clock watching in this situation).

As you can tell, what started off as a night of high expectations turned out to be a very disappointing event. Mya is extremely beautiful and has all the physical tools to be a great MPA, however her service and personality with ME just did not meet the standard. While I am open to visiting HFH again, I definitely will not be seeing Mya in the future.


p.s. keeping with a common theme for me, who is the night receptionist at HFH? She had dark black hair with a killer body and smile. Thanks to her I left with a smile on my face!

p.s.s. keeping with another common theme in my reviews, I am very pleased to acknowledge that Mya had very smoothing and appealing legs - no stubble!!!