New Computer Virus Warning!!!!

[Stack]

I was thinking the same thing until it said erase things out side your computer:lmao: :lmao:

 

[origamix60]

that was just tooo funny !
oi i didnt know it was a joke for a bit : :clap

 

[Roadrunnermike]

That was pathetic. I quit reading half-way through.

Try again.

 

[Ravi Kumar]

^^^^^ :lmao: @ ur siggy.


RED... Got me giggling.

Hehe.​

 

[easymoney]

:lmao: ......​

 

[AbbbeyV]

Omg red, thanks for puting a smile on my face. That was funny :clap :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Samantha Landsverk]

:lmao: :clap:

 

[Ellisia]

>Subject: Fw: new computer virus
> Warn Everyone
>
> If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bedtimes, delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
>not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
>everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
>within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your
>credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
>your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt
>to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only
> 0898 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
> IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING!
>
> It will drink ALL your beer.
>
> FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
>
> It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
>company.
>
> It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If
>the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 98/2000/XP/Vista environment,
>it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
>dangerously close to a full bathtub of water. It will not only remove the
>forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your
>skim milk with whole milk.
>
> WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
>
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
>hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
>sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
>
> Send this warning to everyone!!!
>
> THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
>
> Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having ***!!!
>
> And look at you -- you're on the computer!!!!
>

:lmao: : Thanks nutter for the email :sly: