Nicole - Health International - Review

[horny one]

I haven't had a massage in a while so I decided to head on down to HI. I did not have an appointment, and was told that the only girl available was Nicole (She is listed as "Nicky" or "Nickole" on the website, the spelling mistake on "Nicole" is not mine).

I was led to the room, and though I have been to HI before I was not impressed. The room was very small and there was nowhere for me to put my clothes, except for a footstool.

I glanced around the room and laughed to myself about a fairly prominently placed pamphlet on "aromatherapy", as I wondered why anyone who visited this place would be interested in reading about aromatherapy.

I took my shower and waited....and waited. I walked over and started to read the aromatherapy pamphlet, ironic, no? Did you know there are several different forms of aromoatherapy, e.g. incense, burning oils etc?

Anyways, Nicole arrived, and she seemed attractive enough. She intoduced her self by saying, "you have been here before, but you have never seen me". I was not sure if this was a question or a statement, but I answered, yes, I have been here, but I have never seen you.

She asked me what I wanted and I said a bodyslide.

The massage was very mild, and I did not find it enjoyable for the most part. She really just rubbed her fingers along my back for a while, before moving lower, where she touched me in the right places and things started getting exciting. She started kissing along my back, and had me turn over.

She rubbed me for a while, while standing up. I was beginning to wonder when the hell I was going to get my body slide, and I decided to play with her nice B-Cup breasts. A little small, but large nipples. Apparently she doesn't seem to like it when you to play with them. I was very gentle, but she pulled away and went back to rubbing.

She kissed my neck etc, and when I kissed hers she moaned my name (the academy was impressed), and using the litre of oil she glooped on my boy as lubricant she went straight to work and finished me off.

I have had several body slides before, and they all involved the attendant getting up on the table with me. If I only wanted nude I would have paid the lower price.

Anyways, she cleaned me off, showered, and then I showered while she left. While she was gone I took the $100 for the body slide out and put it on the massage bed. I momentarily debated leaving the donation for a nude, but decided it wasn't worth it.

She came back, and said thanks for the money, and proceeded to "accidentily" wave at the pile of twenties knocking them over, making it very easy to count. Seeing it was all there she seemed happy.

I was in and out in 25 minutes including shower, massage, and aromatherapy information session.

The massage itself was probably 10 minutes.

Damage: $150 (Including $50 door fee, and $100 for a body slide)

Atmosphere: 4/10 Small room, very little body wash in the bottle. I actually finished it off, so I feel for the next guy.

Looks: Face was okay, nothing special. She had a lot of black curly hair. Facially, a 6.5/10. Body was nice, with nice B cups with full nipples. Some stretch marks on her hips, 6.5/10.

Service: 5/10 I did not get what I paid for and felt rushed. I could have jerked myself off for free if all I wanted was some lubricant and a quick HJ. The Kissing was nice, but fleeting.

For those of you who are thinking, "well he just went off early, and missed out on the best part". The answer is NO, I did go off quickly, but she definitely went straight to work on making that happen. She showed no intention of actually giving me a body slide, and the service was akin to getting a nude massage, and nothing more. For $150 I expect better service than that.

Overall 5/10

Repeat, nope.

Recommended, not at all.

 

[vobis]

what a rip-off, you paid $150 for like 25 minutes, i would be going crazy man, i cant believe you were able to be so calm and walk outta there without causing a disturbance, i tip my hat to you for being so calm, but feel bad that you got ripped off by this so-called "high class" downtown spa. It's a good thing i read your review, you've saved me a sh*tload of money that i can save and use on something else.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Just curious if HI regulars are somewhat concerned with that location's notoriety after the recent Toronto Star article.

 

[azn m0n]

I've only been there once and saw Samantha. Pretty much the same experience although the room I was in apparently was larger. When I was there, there was no body wash and the room was freezing. The mood music was Q107. Samantha did not join me on the table and the whole session was fairly mundane although I think that she managed to stretch it to the entire time I booked. I have not been back which is a shame given its ideal location in the downtown core. IMHO there is way better out there. This place really overlooks the atmosphere factor that places like IT and HFH have mastered.