Figured I would check out Northland, a couple of months ago. Two girls working, 1 was OK, the other was OLD. I was lead to the room by the OLD one (figuring she was the lady who set up dates.) I had a shower, at the back & came back to the room. A few minutes later a knock on the door, & in comes the OLD lady! She explained that the younger one was busy, but she would show me a good time. I shouldnt have worried about hurting her feelings & left, but unfortunatly I didnt. Agreeing on a hj with ALL her clothes on, (I was going to offer her my parka as well). She starts in on the massage & as she adds a bit of pressure, with every pushin she FARTS!!! After a few minutes of non stop machine gun farts, she had me roll over I didnt know whether to laugh, cry or run (should have run). Credit to my little guy for performing, I dont know how, but it allowed me to blow & run for the hills. Unfotunatly all true & so much less than 0 all the way around!! It is funny NOW.